The thread for puns not jokes...

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You must all be on Minolta-ing drugs!

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Everyone writing on here should pay a Pentax. If you don't, I'll get Nikon to you.

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PoleDriver said:

Now you're just trying to be flash!

Sorry, it's a poor trait. There is a better model. Ya,shica-n pose for you. You'd Leica. Wanna meter? Or you could try Pod.

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PoleDriver said:

Sorry, I've been busy all week!
I'll be back on Punday!

Is zat a day for puns then?



( Good to see you are all playing nicely. )

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twing said:

Im over bayeux butty

Are you hiding in the tapas tree? You'll get a snack if you don't come down!

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lucido grigio said:

That's a whole new can of words you've opened.

Hey! That's my alphabetti spaghetti! Scrabble off!

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mickk said:

Oi! I herd that!

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

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PoleDriver said:

Moooove over and let someone else take a tern!

Well OK, if you really want to milk the bull...

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We need an ark to save two of every animal...

I Noah guy...

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The law is an ass. First on the manifest. ( Still looking for an aardvark pair, but it's aard verk )

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PoleDriver said:

davhill said:

ajprice said:

It's a sign of the Times Roman, we're on the Highway to Helvetica.

It's arial shame that all we have is a comic sans wit. Gill, I suppose it isn't worth baskervilling for more when this is vladimir all we're going to get...it's a perpetua frustration.All we can do is be matura about it. Franklin, it's all very well for you to complain because it isn't goudy enough for you. Yet it isn't terminal.Any bookman will verify this but I won't monotype more. We obviously need to make a bold move and call out the serif.

Oi! Bog off! We don't want your type round here!

Yes we do Poley.
As established above, Davhill is the font of all knowledge.

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PoleDriver said:

FTFY,

Thankyou Spartacus.


Hang on a minute.... I'm Spartacus!

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Ewan F. is not tight! He just made a bolt for the door. Don't let him lock it or we're all screwed.

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Well done Poley, you seized the moment.
Nice Workmate.
Hope it didn't make your handsaw.

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Whichever way you cut it, he's right! Let's raise a toast: To life: It's what you bake it!
I'll have a slice of that.

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What, no Chelsea puns?

No knead to get all hot and cross about it...

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There's no need to cast nasturtiums.

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You silly fuchsias!

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Watch out for that haymaker!

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Don't get all forlawn, Petal. I know it's a thorny subject, but we must bramble on and grasp the nettle.