The thread for puns not jokes...

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

Like lambs to the slaughter!

You, for one, are baaad from posting

[mickk]

twing said:

PoleDriver said:

Like lambs to the slaughter!

You, for one, are baaad from posting

Ewe you kidding?

[twing]

You can flock off too!

[glenrobbo]

lucido grigio said:

That's a whole new can of words you've opened.

Hey! That's my alphabetti spaghetti! Scrabble off!

[mickk]

twing said:

You can flock off too!

Oi! I herd that!

[PoleDriver]

mickk said:

twing said:

You can flock off too!

Oi! I herd that!

Moooove over and let someone else take a tern!

[glenrobbo]

mickk said:

Oi! I herd that!

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

Moooove over and let someone else take a tern!

Well OK, if you really want to milk the bull...

[twing]

glenrobbo said:

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

You're definitely a cock ney

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

glenrobbo said:

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

You're definitely a cock ney

Hay, I think that's a load of pony!

[ajprice]

PoleDriver said:

twing said:

glenrobbo said:

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

You're definitely a cock ney

Hay, I think that's a load of pony!

Somebody's going to make an ass of themselves in a minute!

[The Nur]

ajprice said:

PoleDriver said:

twing said:

glenrobbo said:

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

You're definitely a cock ney

Hay, I think that's a load of pony!

Somebody's going to make an ass of themselves in a minute!

He-awww to be ashamed of himself.

[PoleDriver]

The Nur said:

ajprice said:

PoleDriver said:

twing said:

glenrobbo said:

Herd what???

Sorry, I'm a bit mutton.

You're definitely a cock ney

Hay, I think that's a load of pony!

Somebody's going to make an ass of themselves in a minute!

He-awww to be ashamed of himself.

Ashamed? Nay, never!

[glenrobbo]

We need an ark to save two of every animal...

I Noah guy...

[PoleDriver]

glenrobbo said:

We need an ark to save two of every animal...

I Noah guy...

Do the paperwork first.
The law says that you need to draw up a covenant!

[glenrobbo]

The law is an ass. First on the manifest. ( Still looking for an aardvark pair, but it's aard verk )

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

Do the paperwork first.
The law says that you need to draw up a covenant!

That was a bit of nun-pun

[mickk]

twing said:

PoleDriver said:

Do the paperwork first.
The law says that you need to draw up a covenant!

That was a bit of nun-pun

Don't make a habit of it.

[davhill]

mickk said:

Don't make a habit of it.

One of life's basic rules...wimples!

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

PoleDriver said:

Do the paperwork first.
The law says that you need to draw up a covenant!

That was a bit of nun-pun

There's no need to get all superior!