The thread for puns not jokes...

The thread for puns not jokes...

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lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
twing said:
PoleDriver said:
Do the paperwork first.
The law says that you need to draw up a covenant!
That was a bit of nun-pun
There's no need to get all superior!
I just don't give a monk's.

Got to pope off somewhere now.....byebye

twing

5,014 posts

131 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Ok mother!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Canon other person join in these puns? I don't know vatican do, or how much father I can go, soon we'll reach critical mass

PoleDriver

28,639 posts

194 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Canon other person join in these puns? I don't know vatican do, or how much father I can go, soon we'll reach critical mass
A new poster!
Hallelujah!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
Canon other person join in these puns? I don't know vatican do, or how much father I can go, soon we'll reach critical mass
A new poster!
Hallelujah!
We'll have nun of that, if you don't mind...

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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You really think your attitude's going to altar anything? Isn't that rather nave of you? There's no chancel of it making a difference.Aisle be very surprised if this comes as pews to you but I think you should stop being such an apse.

PoleDriver

28,639 posts

194 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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Thus spake the font of all knowledge!

Edited by PoleDriver on Sunday 26th February 09:04

ajprice

27,484 posts

196 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Thus spake the font of all reason!
It's a sign of the Times Roman, we're on the Highway to Helvetica.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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I AM SPARTICUS

PoleDriver

28,639 posts

194 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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And I am Spartacus! wink

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
And I am Spartacus! wink
hehe I never watched the film.

PoleDriver

28,639 posts

194 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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Monkeylegend said:
hehe I never watched the film.
confused

Nope! I don't get this pun! smile

mickk

28,867 posts

242 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
confused

Nope! I don't get this pun! smile
Give him time, Rome wasn't built in a day.

FiF

44,086 posts

251 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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mickk said:
PoleDriver said:
confused

Nope! I don't get this pun! smile
Give him time, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Well as a diversion it's Mardi Gras time in Sao Paolo, lots of Naples on show.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Monkeylegend said:
hehe I never watched the film.
confused

Nope! I don't get this pun! smile
It's his twin brother, no pun intended.

Well everyone else is talking st so I thought I would show willing and join in.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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ajprice said:
It's a sign of the Times Roman, we're on the Highway to Helvetica.
It's arial shame that all we have is a comic sans wit. Gill, I suppose it isn't worth baskervilling for more when this is vladimir all we're going to get...it's a perpetua frustration.All we can do is be matura about it. Franklin, it's all very well for you to complain because it isn't goudy enough for you. Yet it isn't terminal.Any bookman will verify this but I won't monotype more. We obviously need to make a bold move and call out the serif.

PoleDriver

28,639 posts

194 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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davhill said:
ajprice said:
It's a sign of the Times Roman, we're on the Highway to Helvetica.
It's arial shame that all we have is a comic sans wit. Gill, I suppose it isn't worth baskervilling for more when this is vladimir all we're going to get...it's a perpetua frustration.All we can do is be matura about it. Franklin, it's all very well for you to complain because it isn't goudy enough for you. Yet it isn't terminal.Any bookman will verify this but I won't monotype more. We obviously need to make a bold move and call out the serif.
Oi! Bog off! We don't want your type round here!

glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,259 posts

150 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
davhill said:
ajprice said:
It's a sign of the Times Roman, we're on the Highway to Helvetica.
It's arial shame that all we have is a comic sans wit. Gill, I suppose it isn't worth baskervilling for more when this is vladimir all we're going to get...it's a perpetua frustration.All we can do is be matura about it. Franklin, it's all very well for you to complain because it isn't goudy enough for you. Yet it isn't terminal.Any bookman will verify this but I won't monotype more. We obviously need to make a bold move and call out the serif.
Oi! Bog off! We don't want your type round here!
Yes we do Poley.
As established above, Davhill is the font of all knowledge.

PoleDriver

28,639 posts

194 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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glenrobbo said:
Yes we do Poley.
As established above, Davhill is the knowledge of all fonts!
FTFY,

glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,259 posts

150 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
FTFY,
Thankyou Spartacus. thumbup


scratchchin Hang on a minute.... I'm Spartacus!