The thread for puns not jokes...

[twing]

Maybe we should all just stay at bay for a while

[lucido grigio]

Don't get caraway.

[RDMcG]

Keep the puns cumin…….

[Hugo a Gogo]

it's no good trying to curry favour with me

[twing]

This thread is getting boring as hell... can we allspice it up a bit please?

[FiF]

Thread is a bit of a caper isn't it? One minute all a bit vanilla, next quite peppery, but you have to be like mustard to keep up.

[PoleDriver]

To keep this up you'd need to be a real sinner, man!

[davhill]

This could become expensive, unless we're parsleymonious.

[PoleDriver]

davhill said:

This could become expensive, unless we're parsleymonious.

Very true, if I can believe what I just herb through the grapevine!

[RDMcG]

PoleDriver said:

davhill said:

This could become expensive, unless we're parsleymonious.

Very true, if I can believe what I just herb through the grapevine!

make sure it doesn't cost a mint

[davhill]

lucido grigio said:

Don't get caraway.

I seed what you mean.

[twing]

davhill said:

I seed what you mean.

aaarrrgghhh... you pipped me to the post

[davhill]

twing said:

aaarrrgghhh... you pipped me to the post

What, are you going to send round the bayleafs?

[PoleDriver]

davhill said:

twing said:

aaarrrgghhh... you pipped me to the post

What, are you going to send round the bayleafs?

Are you garnishee?

[davhill]

What do you think, with all this caper going on?

[PoleDriver]

You're nuts!

[mickk]

PoleDriver said:

You're nuts!

Just get it salted.

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

You're nuts!

I should coco

[Hugo a Gogo]

If I cashew making any more crap puns like that, I'll have your nuts

It may be too late to stop the nut puns though, that horse has bolted

time to clamp down on it and start a new thread

[PoleDriver]

You'll need a washer with that!