The thread for puns not jokes...

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

You're nuts!

I should coco

[FiF]

Listen M8, we're just screwing around

Apologies for the text speak above, it was the only way to get a reference to a bolt size into the thread. Oh I've done it again, just go and make my porridge, plus helping of Whitworth's raisins.

[can't remember]

FiF said:

Listen M8, we're just screwing around

Apologies for the text speak above, it was the only way to get a reference to a bolt size into the thread. Oh I've done it again, just go and make my porridge, plus helping of Whitworth's raisins.

A Fine display of humour with Coarse words used.

[FiF]

PS In Before The Loctite.

[Hugo a Gogo]

as the young'uns say, that was tight AF

[PoleDriver]

Let's change the subject before some nut locks the thread!
I'm surprised at the gall of some people on here!

[RDMcG]

PoleDriver said:

Let's change the subject before some nut locks the thread!
I'm surprised at the gall of some people on here!

Let's not put a hex on it. It's wrenching when we have all torque and no traction.

[Hugo a Gogo]

you'd have to be tapped to think that

but the die is cast now, we're screwed

I'm off for some grub now anyway

[RDMcG]

Hugo a Gogo said:

you'd have to be tapped to think that

but the die is cast now, we're screwed

I'm off for some grub now anyway

Washer hurry?

[Hugo a Gogo]

It's a bit of a wrench to tear myself away from the thread, but it's all gone to ratchet now

[PoleDriver]

I'm trying to work out what you are going on about but my powers of BSP seem to be waning!

[bridgdav]

Do I hear Torque of nuts and bolts.?

[PoleDriver]

Washer your mouth out!

[RDMcG]

PoleDriver said:

I'm trying to work out what you are going on about but my powers of BSP seem to be waning!

You just have a short attention spanner.

[twing]

I'm finding it hard to wrench myself away from this thread

ETA I seem to have plagiarised Hugo here...I hope he's not screwing over it

Edited by twing on Friday 3rd March 12:30

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

I'm finding it hard to wrench myself away from this thread

Monkey?

[glenrobbo]

Ewan F. is not tight! He just made a bolt for the door. Don't let him lock it or we're all screwed.

[PoleDriver]

Ewan F... Keep still son!

[glenrobbo]

Well done Poley, you seized the moment.
Nice Workmate.
Hope it didn't make your handsaw.

[Hugo a Gogo]

twing said:

I'm finding it hard to wrench myself away from this thread

ETA I seem to have plagiarised Hugo here...I hope he's not screwing over it

Edited by twing on Friday 3rd March 12:30

I'll socket to you in a minute, you tool