The thread for puns not jokes...

[Hugo a Gogo]

I don't think my last comment really had the impact to drive it home

[PoleDriver]

Some posters are very slow to respond on here. Come on guys, get a Snap On!

[Hugo a Gogo]

don't come in here acting like King Dick, what do you want me to do, draper cloak around you?

[PoleDriver]

Don't come on here acting like a Tool, Store it up for down the pub this evening!

[Hugo a Gogo]

I might get hammered for this, but are other tool puns allowed?

you mitre saw it coming I suppose

[twing]

Hugo a Gogo said:

you mitre saw it coming I suppose

That was just plain lathey!

[RDMcG]

Let's keep it plane and simple

[STO]

I`ve just read this thread now I`ve got to get router here!

[mickk]

STO said:

I`ve just read this thread now I`ve got to get router here!

You Makita sound simple.

[RDMcG]

mickk said:

You Makita sound simple.

It is once you get the drill

[davhill]

I thought I'd tap into this thread but the queue is single file..what a bd.

[twing]

RDMcG said:

It is once you get the drill

Especially once you've got the bit between your teeth

[FiF]

davhill said:

I thought I'd tap into this thread but the queue is single file..what a bd.

Lol, Excellent!

For a while was worried that the mods might clamp down, thankfully there's no mole gripping moderation decisions.

[curlyks2]

Thread lock not needed - we're keeping it tight enough without.

[S7Paul]

That's because there's no careless torque.

[lucido grigio]

Caution,this thread is quite Britool,it might breaker bar.

I'll ratchet it up a bit to another spirit level.

[RDMcG]

I saw what you did there.

[mickk]

What a toothless remark!

[PoleDriver]

Right, enough of the puns for now! I'm going for a beer and a couple of screwdrivers, or maybe a gimlet, down at the Wrecking Bar! That should bolster me up for the next round!

[lucido grigio]

Socket to 'em.