The thread for puns not jokes...

[RDMcG]

I'm awl tuckered out at this stage. Bit of a cold so a rasp in my voice.

[lucido grigio]

What should I file that under ?

[RDMcG]

lucido grigio said:

What should I file that under ?

File it under lock and allen key.

[FiF]

OK what's the next subject that we'll snap-on to?

[PoleDriver]

Well I've thought of a Mer lot of different topics we could use!

[RDMcG]

PoleDriver said:

Well I've thought of a Mer lot of different topics we could use!

Let's not have a lot of posts wining about the bouquet.

[PoleDriver]

You know it didn't hurt, so don't try and come the sham pain!

[Hugo a Gogo]

stick a cork in it, will you

you've some bottle, making suggestions like that, just cos you're bordeaux this subject

[PoleDriver]

CORK,!? Screw you!

[FiF]

OK plenty of other Topics in this Galaxy. Some might think it's all humbug, and look for flying saucers doing a Victory V Rolo on their way back to Mars.

[lucido grigio]

I'm telling my Mumm.

[PoleDriver]

FiF said:

OK plenty of other Topics in this Galaxy. Some might think it's all humbug, and look for flying saucers doing a Victory V Rolo on their way back to Mars.

[FiF]

PoleDriver said:

Santa doing a curly wurly.

Too much?

[PoleDriver]

FiF said:

Santa doing a curly wurly.

Too much?

I have to admit, that caught me off guard!
If it was cold I'll bet it was a crunchie one!

[FiF]

PoleDriver said:

I have to admit, that caught me off guard!
If it was cold I'll bet it was a crunchie one!

Well certainly wouldn't be a Fisherman's Friend.

[RDMcG]

FiF said:

Well certainly wouldn't be a Fisherman's Friend.

He had the flue.

[davhill]

A toothsome new subject should present itself before lung. I've spleen a few possibilities but I'll hernia little more cash first...

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

You're nuts!

I should coco

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

PoleDriver said:

You're nuts!

I should coco

Groundhognut day?

[twing]

No idea how that happened