The thread for puns not jokes...

[glenrobbo]

Hwy, stop musselling in, ewe!

[RDMcG]

glenrobbo said:

Hwy, stop musselling in, ewe!

It is extremely shellfish.

[lucido grigio]

This thread is pony.

[glenrobbo]

Vizsla said:

Ech, I'd nae thought of that.




I'll get my coati

Top punning there Vizsla! Although I'm wondering why you panda to us.

[mybrainhurts]

lucido grigio said:

Nurts makes thread Flounder.

Rubbish, was sluggish already

[glenrobbo]

L, 'e fancies e's self as a punner!

[Vizsla]

glenrobbo said:

Vizsla said:

Ech, I'd nae thought of that.




I'll get my coati

Top punning there Vizsla! Although I'm wondering why you panda to us.

Well, if this thread has tortoise anything, it's that given the opportunity, some people can flamin' go nuts!

[lucido grigio]

Vizsla said:

Well, if this thread has tortoise anything, it's that given the opportunity, some people can flamin' go nuts!

Turtley agree with this.

[glenrobbo]

Or even go ape?

[Hugo a Gogo]

this thread has lost it's porpoise, so it won't get my seal of approval

[lucido grigio]

Grivet a rest.









I'm googling animal types.

[glenrobbo]

lucido grigio said:

Grivet a rest.

I don't believe it! Show us yer chlorocebus aethiops!

[Hugo a Gogo]

What the fox your problem? I've got gnus for you, you may call me hippo-critical, but these puns don't a-moose me

I r egret to tell you I wear it as a badger honour not to let my puns tapir off, you may tell me just to flamin go, but I'm not going to duck my responsibilities until I decide to jackal the jokes in

[Hugo a Gogo]

I can't keep it up much langur

[lucido grigio]

I don't give an African Green monkey's ass.

[Dr Jekyll]

It was raining cats and dogs and I walked into a Poodle.

[glenrobbo]

Hugo a Gogo said:

I can't keep it up much langur

Well, you cayman that way. ->
On your way out, be sure to shut the alley gate or there'll be trouble.

[Bluesgirl]

I'm herring on the side of caution - don't want to be skating on thin lice.

[bobbo89]

Dr Jekyll said:

It was raining cats and dogs and I walked into a Poodle.

I'm feline your pain

[StevieBee]

I'm quite interested in this thread as I (along with nine others) entered a pun into a Pun Writing Competition but neither I or any of the others won.

No pun in ten did.