The thread for puns not jokes...

[glenrobbo]

Life is indeed a beach, but you're never alone with a strand, as they say at the embassy.

[glenrobbo]

I hear 20 Pall Mall's for sale, but who Woodbine to that? Only the Sovereign could afford that sort of money. Most of my investments went up in smoke
I should never have bought all those Camels. If I'd been more circumspect and seen the Lights, I'd be a Richmond, still owning Marlboro and having a bacchanalian time. Now I'm just sat here on this Dunhill, looking less than Regal.
I'd better hand this back to you players...

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FiF said:

Lucky Strike I clicked on this Sterling thread again, have been a bit of a Kent lately and not keeping my end up, been a bit Craven A about coming up with decent puns, went Maverick and flitted about like a Passing Cloud. Hopefully I'll be back to Full Strength in a day or two.

The last time I saw a Passing Cloud I was watching a match at the Turkish Oval with the Pasha, wishing I was on home Turf at Windsor instead of just a short drag away from the Consulate.

[glenrobbo]

What have fat geese got to do with it? *

I could understand if you mentioned the Holly and the Ivy...


[ * Can anyone spare a penny for this old man's hat? ]

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 10th October 14:46

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Time to bring you lot back down to earth.

Taser away and fill yer boots...

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Ultra Sound Guy said:

Not sure that many people will connect to this!

Stop being so negative, Poley!

[glenrobbo]

You don't put up much resistance, do you?

Where is your current ohm, anyway? Is it Faraday?

[glenrobbo]

I reckon they are all terminal cases, soon to shuffle off this mortal coil.

The load of shunts.

The sheer damned impedance of them.

[glenrobbo]

I can relay to that.

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davhill said:

Glad to hear you're so grounded.

Well, I was born under an Earth sign.

[glenrobbo]

I think they're still doing the circuit.
They'll probably run it right down to the wire.

[glenrobbo]

It's got the potential to go on for quite a while unless it meets some resistance.
Or becomes incapacitated. It's a negative way to conduct a thread.
I wasn't expecting it to turn into a joule.

Watt do you reckon?

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 8th April 00:55

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And please don't give me electron the matter. It's not my volt. Sod it, I'm off ohm.
I'll leave you in charge.

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 8th April 01:05

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threespires said:

I hope it fizzles out soon as somebody might fall victim to avolt and battery.

I don't care, as long as it's faraday from meter them.

[glenrobbo]

Cooo-eeee!

This way for puns!

Post your puns here!

NOT ON THE SEAN CONNERY JOKE THREAD.

That is for jokes.

Puns on here, jokes on there.

How hard can it be?


It's a simple enough concept to grasp:
similar to driving on UK motorways.

"Keep to the left except when overtaking."

Nope, they just sit in the middle bloody lane driving at 55 mph with nothing in the inside lane for 5 fking miles.....

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nonsequitur said:

Ryder Cup commentator observing some game birds on a short hole, 'we've got partridges on a par three'. Exellent!

Tee hee.

[glenrobbo]

I feel a little undet par, but I'm a green with you.
Load of balls if you ask me.

With dimples on.

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PixelpeepS3 said:

glenrobbo said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

glenrobbo said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

kowalski655 said:

I like my women like I like my coffee...with big tits

Hmm... "wanna come over (for) some coffees..."

lol

Is that non-dairy creamer?

Someone once tipped a full litre of ice cold milk over my while i was sleeping.

How Dairy?!

At least it wasn't hot cream!

How long are we going to milk this?
There is a puns thread you know!

Pull the udder one, as if there's a pun thread?

This is the thread for the cream of all your puns!

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Mammasaid said:

glenrobbo said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

glenrobbo said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

glenrobbo said:

PixelpeepS3 said:

kowalski655 said:

I like my women like I like my coffee...with big tits

Hmm... "wanna come over (for) some coffees..."

lol

Is that non-dairy creamer?

Someone once tipped a full litre of ice cold milk over my while i was sleeping.

How Dairy?!

At least it wasn't hot cream!

How long are we going to milk this?
There is a puns thread you know!

Pull the udder one, as if there's a pun thread?

This is the thread for the cream of all your puns!

Here, have a pat on the back...

It's no use trying to butter me up.

[glenrobbo]

Ghee, I wish somebody would clarify the dairy produce situation.