The thread for puns not jokes...

[lucido grigio]

glenrobbo said:

DUMBO100 said:

I've just been accused of plagerism! Their words not mine

This is the pun thread. The joke thread is over there >>>

He clucked it up.

[davhill]

We seem to have veered off the origin of the thread, from zoo animals to all manner of creatures. I suggest organising the thread with a rooster.

[RDMcG]

davhill said:

We seem to have veered off the origin of the thread, from zoo animals to all manner of creatures. I suggest organising the thread with a rooster.

Warms the cock-les of my heart.

[davhill]

RDMcG said:

Warms the cock-les of my heart.

I'm not being bullish, you understand, nor trying to badger anyone . Just playing Tasmanian devil's advocate.

Rhino what I'm doing!

[twing]

davhill said:

Rhino what I'm doing!

Who the hell tusked you with running the thread??

[V8A*ndy]

davhill said:

We seem to have veered off the origin of the thread, from zoo animals to all manner of creatures. I suggest organising the thread with a rooster.

These threads always take a Tern for the worse.

[PoleDriver]

V8A*ndy said:

These threads always take a Tern for the worse.

That's because there's too many Petrelheads on here!

[Monkeylegend]

glenrobbo said:

PoleDriver said:

Monkeylegend said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would Caesar!

To get to Rhode Island?

No, he suspected fowl play on his side.

[PoleDriver]

Monkeylegend said:

glenrobbo said:

PoleDriver said:

Monkeylegend said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would Caesar!

To get to Rhode Island?

No, he suspected fowl play on his side.

COCK!

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

COCK!

Well that's not very pheasant is it?

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

PoleDriver said:

COCK!

Well that's not very pheasant is it?

I'm sorry! Owl withdraw that comment!

[Vizsla]

Monkeylegend said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because they tried to grill her, t hen harrier?

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

I'm sorry! Owl withdraw that comment!

'Snow problem, I don't want a barn-y

[RDMcG]

twing said:

PoleDriver said:

I'm sorry! Owl withdraw that comment!

'Snow problem, I don't want a barn-y

Very doveish of you....

[twing]

RDMcG said:

Very doveish of you....

You want a peace of me?

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

You want a peace of me?

You are Lily AICMFP

[twing]

PoleDriver said:

You are Lily AICMFP

A crisp, animal-fatted lady coming your way

[FiF]

Assaf any of ewe lot care just reading the thread and the dog has just nicked my chips. Flaming gannet.

[twing]

FiF said:

Assaf any of ewe lot care just reading the thread and the dog has just nicked my chips. Flaming gannet.

Crisps or chips?

[PoleDriver]

twing said:

FiF said:

Assaf any of ewe lot care just reading the thread and the dog has just nicked my chips. Flaming gannet.

Crisps or chips?

Ewe auk to know better than to ask that!