The thread for puns not jokes...

[Trenchard]

Medical news. There are several different kinds of hernia.
You may get the one that pokes from your navel - an Umbilical Hernia.
You may get one where part of your stomach wall makes a bid for freedom though your diaphragm - a Hiatus Hernia.
Or a similar thing may happen when a piece of bowel heads down your inguinal canal, through one of which one of your testicles descended. This is an Inguinal Hernia.
However, one of the most dangerous is the one you get by carelessly lifting heavy lizards - an Iguanal Hernia,

[CourtAgain]

Trenchard said:

Medical news. There are several different kinds of hernia.
You may get the one that pokes from your navel - an Umbilical Hernia.
You may get one where part of your stomach wall makes a bid for freedom though your diaphragm - a Hiatus Hernia.
Or a similar thing may happen when a piece of bowel heads down your inguinal canal, through one of which one of your testicles descended. This is an Inguinal Hernia.
However, one of the most dangerous is the one you get by carelessly lifting heavy lizards - an Iguanal Hernia,

We'll have to Monitor these Lizard puns

[Don1]

CourtAgain said:

We'll have to Monitor these Lizard puns

We don't want them to drag-on.....

[Trenchard]

Well, there's no need to kick up a Skink about it but according my gf, Sal-Amanda, what you see is what you Gecko.

[twing]

Trenchard said:

Well, there's no need to kick up a Skink about it but according my gf, Sal-Amanda, what you see is what you Gecko.

Does Sal work in retail?

[CopperBolt]

twing said:

Does Sal work in retail?

That was a bit cold blooded

[glenrobbo]

glenrobbo said:

Monkeylegend said:

Laurel Green said:

Pixelpeep 135 said:

paua said:

Laurel Green said:

Monkeylegend said:

Voldemort said:

Pixelpeep 135 said:

Monkeylegend said:

illmonkey said:

slopes said:

The best joke in here??
People complaining about a certain poster and puns, he disappears and the puns are worse than ever

Bet he's happier than pig in st at that comment.

The more people complain the more puns will be posted, human nature.

We are barely scratchings the surface.

careful or the thread will be chopped!

We need a cure for this madness.

Am I aloin in saying I love these puns.

Strewth! Talk about making a pigs-ear of this thread.

Difficult, now, to make a silk purse,

Cracklin' thread.

Well, I've had enough so will trotter off now!

I am trying hard to th oink of another one.

Why don't you all pork off to the puns thread or find some proper jokes?

[glenrobbo]

glenrobbo said:

glenrobbo said:

Monkeylegend said:

Laurel Green said:

Pixelpeep 135 said:

paua said:

Laurel Green said:

Monkeylegend said:

Voldemort said:

Pixelpeep 135 said:

Monkeylegend said:

illmonkey said:

slopes said:

The best joke in here??
People complaining about a certain poster and puns, he disappears and the puns are worse than ever

Bet he's happier than pig in st at that comment.

The more people complain the more puns will be posted, human nature.

We are barely scratchings the surface.

careful or the thread will be chopped!

We need a cure for this madness.

Am I aloin in saying I love these puns.

Strewth! Talk about making a pigs-ear of this thread.

Difficult, now, to make a silk purse,

Cracklin' thread.

Well, I've had enough so will trotter off now!

I am trying hard to th oink of another one.

Why don't you all pork off to the puns thread or find some proper jokes?

Sow aren't you lot getting rather boared with all these piggin' puns?

[twing]

S'nout wrong with pig puns

[glenrobbo]

I prefer a good belly laugh.

[twing]

glenrobbo said:

I prefer a good belly laugh.

You're hogging the thread now

[glenrobbo]

twing said:

glenrobbo said:

I prefer a good belly laugh.

You're hogging the thread now

Sow are you gonna roast me for it?
Snort the right time for that. It's like a pig's tail:

It's twirly.

[tvrolet]

Someone needs to get this thread bac on track.

[twing]

glenrobbo said:

Sow are you gonna roast me for it?
Snort the right time for that. It's like a pig's tail:

It's twirly.

Carry on and you're into some right truffle and strife

[glenrobbo]

tvrolet said:

Someone needs to get this thread bac on track.

"STREAKY" MIDDLEBACH! HAMMO!!!

Where are you???

[Trenchard]

Some of these statements bear a porcine resemblance to puns.

[IAmTheWalrus]

mybrainhurts said:

glenrobbo said:

nonsequitur said:

Lordbenny said:

Just painted my wife with cheese.





I double Gloucester!

Are you Emmental ?

Please don't be blue, Lordbenny, he's just being Philly.

I fear his Feta is sealed...

As it was the wife you must have painted her very Caerphilly..

[Trenchard]

IAmTheWalrus said:

As it was the wife you must have painted her very Caerphilly..

You'll be Edam-ed if you do, Edam-ed if you don't but you know what they say. What will Brie will Brie.

[CourtAgain]

Trenchard said:

IAmTheWalrus said:

As it was the wife you must have painted her very Caerphilly..

You'll be Edam-ed if you do, Edam-ed if you don't but you know what they say. What will Brie will Brie.

I get a little cheesed off with all these puns

[DickyC]

CourtAgain said:

Trenchard said:

IAmTheWalrus said:

As it was the wife you must have painted her very Caerphilly..

You'll be Edam-ed if you do, Edam-ed if you don't but you know what they say. What will Brie will Brie.

I get a little cheesed off with all these puns

Shame. Still tons left.