The thread for puns not jokes...

[Stealthracer]

Well if it's all white with you, then it's all white with me.

[21st Century Man]

Terrible yolks.

[Trenchard]

What do you expect from albumen of our calibre?

Above, 21st Century Man mentions 'terrible yolks'.
Does he not realise this is the thread for puns, not yolks?
He'll soon get ova it.

Edited by Trenchard on Tuesday 10th May 17:26

[Trenchard]

Does the fact this thread has come to the proverbial grindin' 'alt mean I've won?

[eldar]

Trenchard said:

Does the fact this thread has come to the proverbial grindin' 'alt mean I've won?

It did until you start dragon it back to life again.

[Trenchard]

eldar said:

It did until you start dragon it back to life again.

Well I do Fafnir about occasionally.

[Trenchard]

Have I won again or is Wikipedia not working?

[DickyC]

Planting the kitchen herbs out in the garden wasn't such a good idea. One grew into a huge untidy bush. I just dug it up and took it to the tip. It had to go. It was thyme.

[eldar]

DickyC said:

Planting the kitchen herbs out in the garden wasn't such a good idea. One grew into a huge untidy bush. I just dug it up and took it to the tip. It had to go. It was thyme.

Could have been worth a mint, would have been sage to check first. Perhaps they saw you cumin.

[DickyC]

We store stuff in the shed. Stuff we need. The number of times I have to go down there in the dark is ridiculous. Sometimes it's so dark I can't find my way. However, unbeknown to me, my wife found an old folding clothes airer, dismantled it, and put the six racks along the path like a fence.



She was so pleased when she'd done it. She took me out into the back garden and showed me the airer of my ways.