Truly revolting people

[condor]

Did you offer her one of your dog's poo bags for her to bag her poo up?

[mikef]

How did you train your dog to do that then?

[trickywoo]

mickk said:

A woman laying a cable and you noticed the nice watch?

Excellent.

OP is going for his gold PH badge. Good work.

[Joe5y]

My wife's a runner, bloody good one at that. There have been a few occasions that she will have to stop mid run to do her business. When nature calls and all that.

Remember Paula Radcliffe in 2005 in the London marathon?

[AlexC1981]

I'm with the OP. Unless you have explosive diarrhoea there is no excuse for emptying your bowels in a public area. Just hold it in until you get home like everyone else manages.

Maybe I've just been lucky, but I've never been surprised by a (solid) poo.

[anonymous-user]

have you actually done anything to try and stop your dog eating st. try some coprophagia treatments or ask your vet, sounds like a behavioral problem.

[bitchstewie]

Nothing like a hot dinner

[MDMA .]

Pics, or it didn't happen. And what dog eats st? I'd be looking at getting a cat or something. Don't think i'd want that in the house.

[TSCfree]

Well they say owners take after their dogs....Was it wet too?

Golden Retriever?

[williredale]

Not sure this thread went the way the OP was expecting!

[dudleybloke]

Some people would pay good money to get that on DVD..,... Allegedly.

[Burnham]

meehaja said:

I poo too. Sometimes running makes me need to go, and sometimes I'm a long way from home. Perhaps I should put in a bag and hang it from a tree?

I sniggered. What is it with these poo trees?

[lost in espace]

Talking of unexpected things, on the edge of our woods were 3 carrier bags full of empty wrappers for double dildos, anal pumps, kinky outfits, loads of other stuff. And one condom wrapper and a tin of used lube. Right next to the Scout hut. WTF. And it was all from a sex shop judging by the price tags, probably a couple of hundred quids worth. Picked it all up and put in in the dog mess bin. Next dog owner would have got a shock!

[ClaphamGT3]

williredale said:

Not sure this thread went the way the OP was expecting!

This being PH, it's EXACTLY what I was expecting!!

[AndStilliRise]

Running can accelerate the need for a toilet I am afraid. The key rule which I regularly don't do is no food 3hrs before a run.

Marathon runner's frequently do wee themselves when racing. Either that or you loose time, pace, positions.

[avinalarf]

Walking our German Shepard dog on Hampstead Heath and the dog is ahead of me and dives into the bushes.
Starts dragging out something from the bushes.
I freeze,shocked and disturbed,as its a body ......tentatively I approach the body and I am very relieved to find that it's a blow up doll.
Before you ask....took it home .....it cleaned up nicely.....my new best friend.

[LordHaveMurci]

Disappointed, all I found when walking the dogs today were 5 bags of dog poo

[eldar]

This is clearly a variation of the old two dogs tied together trick.

OP managed to escape (or not) a severe bumming.

[TSCfree]

avinalarf said:

Walking our German Shepard dog on Hampstead Heath and the dog is ahead of me and dives into the bushes.
Starts dragging out something from the bushes.
I freeze,shocked and disturbed,as its a body ......tentatively I approach the body and I am very relieved to find that it's a blow up doll.
Before you ask....took it home .....it cleaned up nicely.....my new best friend.

Hmmm, sounds like its been blown out of all proportion.

[lucido grigio]

As a lorry driver ,I've pooed out in the wild before ,always pick my place carefully ,with no dogs

about ,hopefully.