Truly revolting people
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williredale said:
ClaphamGT3 said:
williredale said:
Not sure this thread went the way the OP was expecting! 
This being PH, it's EXACTLY what I was expecting!!
I cycle through there regularly, doesn't surprise me at all.. some proper dark dodgy bits around there, pretty sure there's a small village of hobos in the various wooded bits.
Ironic really, its a lovely park, people pay pretty penny to live near there... (makes you wonder what background this woman is to be s
tting there.. i'd love to have found out she lived in one of the ££multi million homes nearby).
Ironic really, its a lovely park, people pay pretty penny to live near there... (makes you wonder what background this woman is to be s
tting there.. i'd love to have found out she lived in one of the ££multi million homes nearby).smileymikey said:
So how did you interact with her? Were you both truly British and discuss the weather as you put your dogs lead on and dragged him away or did you apologise for your dog eating her st or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?
I hope he asked her if she needs further cleaning, especially if she was that fit.t or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?
smileymikey said:
So how did you interact with her? Were you both truly British and discuss the weather as you put your dogs lead on and dragged him away or did you apologise for your dog eating her st or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?
This certainly needs answering! t or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?
There you are, discretely crimping one out when a random dog rocks up and starts noshing on your still warm faeces. Trapped in position, the bushes rustle, and the turd munching dog's owner arrives on the scene!
We really do need to know how that conversation went..!
jimmybell said:
I cycle through there regularly, doesn't surprise me at all.. some proper dark dodgy bits around there, pretty sure there's a small village of hobos in the various wooded bits.
Ironic really, its a lovely park, people pay pretty penny to live near there... (makes you wonder what background this woman is to be stting there.. i'd love to have found out she lived in one of the ££multi million homes nearby).
So you're the Daily Mail's target audience! Pity it's not reported there, they'd have got the property value for you for sure..! Ironic really, its a lovely park, people pay pretty penny to live near there... (makes you wonder what background this woman is to be s
tting there.. i'd love to have found out she lived in one of the ££multi million homes nearby).
Seriously, why the f
k does it matter? I've always wondered.
crankedup said:
There was a time when most towns and parks provided public loo's. 1st World economy and wealth which ranks the UK 5th and we can't afford public loo's. 
What we seemingly can't afford is to bring people up properly not to piss all over floors, break locks off doors, to use toilet brushes if they pebbledash the bowl, not to graffiti, steal soap dispensers - that's what makes councils decide public loos are too expensive to provide. Also what we seemingly can't afford is an education system that teaches proper use of apostrophes. 
smileymikey said:
So how did you interact with her? Were you both truly British and discuss the weather as you put your dogs lead on and dragged him away or did you apologise for your dog eating her st or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?
I'm hoping he hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper with a firm 'NO't or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?Europa1 said:
What we seemingly can't afford is to bring people up properly not to piss all over floors, break locks off doors, to use toilet brushes if they pebbledash the bowl, not to graffiti, steal soap dispensers - that's what makes councils decide public loos are too expensive to provide. Also what we seemingly can't afford is an education system that teaches proper use of apostrophes.
Not to mention the druggies shooting up and the wanton vandalism.Don't blame the councils on this one.
Back to the OP,if I saw a woman squatting in the bushes the last thing I'd notice is her watch or jewellery
AndStilliRise said:
Running can accelerate the need for a toilet I am afraid. The key rule which I regularly don't do is no food 3hrs before a run.
Marathon runner's frequently do wee themselves when racing. Either that or you loose time, pace, positions.
Yes but the dirty al'trout was hardly out for an olympic gold or a time trial PB. It's jogging in the park! Marathon runner's frequently do wee themselves when racing. Either that or you loose time, pace, positions.
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