Truly revolting people

[oceanview]

No st!!!. Or rather there was.

[jimmybell]

Ari said:

So you're the Daily Mail's target audience! Pity it's not reported there, they'd have got the property value for you for sure..!

Seriously, why the fk does it matter?

I've always wondered.

Why does their house price matter? It doesn't, but it is an indicator to the homes i'm talking about if you know the area - and thus the type people that occupy them.

[p4cks]

Nile Ranger.

[Loyly]

Drive Blind said:

I bet he'll be out walking the dog in the same location again.

Yes, provided this isn't just some strange wk fantasy, I'm sure he'll be back with his turd eating dog.

[gazza285]

MDMA . said:

...And what dog eats st? I'd be looking at getting a cat or something. Don't think i'd want that in the house.

Most of them will eat human faeces given the chance, as there is nutritional value in it for the dog, and no dog will pass up the chance of a good meal.

[MTech535]

ClaphamGT3 said:

I have a really, really horrible feeling that she is a Mum at our younger daughter's pre-prep school, just round the corner from there. She looked ever so slightly familiar

Please try to drop your daughter at school next week and get this lady with a cheery "hello again!"

[TheJimi]

ClaphamGT3 said:

I have a really, really horrible feeling that she is a Mum at our younger daughter's pre-prep school, just round the corner from there. She looked ever so slightly familiar

How close was she to a toilet?

What if her options were either st herself or quickly dive into the nearest bush?

I suspect that was her two options and you just made an already humiliating situation even more so.

Kinda depressing that I'm the only person to make this observation (assuming she WAS caught very short)

She's a runner, it doesn't take a genius to draw the conclusion as to what has probably happened.

Edited by TheJimi on Saturday 25th February 20:28

[smileymikey]

MTech535 said:

ClaphamGT3 said:

I have a really, really horrible feeling that she is a Mum at our younger daughter's pre-prep school, just round the corner from there. She looked ever so slightly familiar

Please try to drop your daughter at school next week and get this lady with a cheery "hello again!"

Two ways to play this on the school run.

1. Brief eye contact across the playground and a gentlemanly nod, to convey the fact you will never say a word.
2. The PH way. Which is to promise not to tell everyone in the playground about it, in return for a feel of her tits.

Question is are you a gentleman....or one of us

[lord trumpton]

I wonder if she wiped her arse after the movement?

I couldn't imagine having a poo and not being able to wipe my arse afterwards.

[condor]

Probably had tissues with her, or might have picked up a bunch of dried leaves.

[steveo3002]

condor said:

Probably had tissues with her, or might have picked up a bunch of dried leaves.

or socks

[Digger]

Missed a trick OP.

Should have stood by the bush / tree nearest to her, unzipped, tinkle away, wait to make eye contact . . . .


"Good Morning, jolly convenient these bushes wouldn't you say? "

[Moonhawk]

condor said:

Probably had tissues with her, or might have picked up a bunch of dried leaves.

If she is really lucky - it could have been a ghost st.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gho...

[castex]

This thread is very strange.

[Monkeylegend]

ClaphamGT3 said:

I think it was something along the lines of "Oh for Gods sake, that's disgusting - could you really not have waited?!"

This was met by a look of somewhat humiliated defiance but no words

That's where you are going wrong. You need to say "leave" sharply and firmly and the dog will understand.

Out of interest what did you say to the lady in question?

[InductionRoar]

castex said:

This thread is very strange.

But very funny.

[williredale]

smileymikey said:

MTech535 said:

ClaphamGT3 said:

I have a really, really horrible feeling that she is a Mum at our younger daughter's pre-prep school, just round the corner from there. She looked ever so slightly familiar

Please try to drop your daughter at school next week and get this lady with a cheery "hello again!"

Two ways to play this on the school run.

1. Brief eye contact across the playground and a gentlemanly nod, to convey the fact you will never say a word.
2. The PH way. Which is to promise not to tell everyone in the playground about it, in return for a feel of her tits.

Question is are you a gentleman....or one of us

Make sure you take the dog with you!

[dfen5]

Dog wasn't tied to a tree was it? Could have been some sort of trap..

[stuttgartmetal]

You didn't offer her your hanky ?

[everyeggabird]

smileymikey said:

So how did you interact with her? Were you both truly British and discuss the weather as you put your dogs lead on and dragged him away or did you apologise for your dog eating her st or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?

Oh my giddy aunt that hit my funny bone, sat here crying laughing. Made worse (funnier) by the wife gagging when I read the OP to her.

Watched a programme about gorillas a while back, they chomp on a fresh one on a regular basis, straight out of the oven, experts couldn't explain it other than say it was a hot meal on a cold day. I used to like gorillas.