Truly revolting people

[smileymikey]

[alfie2244]

MTech535 said:

ClaphamGT3 said:

I have a really, really horrible feeling that she is a Mum at our younger daughter's pre-prep school, just round the corner from there. She looked ever so slightly familiar

Please try to drop your daughter at school next week and get this lady with a cheery "hello again!"

And for the avoidance of doubt take the dog with you

ooops...... suggested previously

[Vocal Minority]

mickk said:

A woman laying a cable and you noticed the nice watch?

Excellent.

It's PH - the very first thing he did was make a quick valuation of their financial worth

[KrissKross]

ClaphamGT3 said:

Was walking the dog this morning on Tooting Bec Common - the Balham end, between Emmanuel Road and Bedford Hill for those who know it.

Dog disappears off into some bushes and goes ominously still/quiet. Because he has a bad habit of eating poo, I go in after him to check. What I find truly stuns me.

A well-groomed 40-something woman (good hair, nice watch, expensive jewellery) in her running kit, squatting down taking a dump. Dog eating said product whilst she squats there still straining.

Not a lot shocks me but I am officially Stunned of SW4.....

Its a common issue where we live, all the tramps crap in the park, dogs eat it, then get ill.

[GOG440]

paolow said:

smileymikey said:

So how did you interact with her? Were you both truly British and discuss the weather as you put your dogs lead on and dragged him away or did you apologise for your dog eating her st or for maximum points absolutely ignore each other and pretend it wasn't happening?

I'm hoping he hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper with a firm 'NO'

This didnt get the credit it deserved

[leigh1050]

Reminds me of the joke about two golfers, one of them hits his ball into trees. They are looking for the ball and one sees the lady captain taking a dump. He calls his mate over and says "I bet you £50 she doesn't wipe her arse." His mate says "your on "
So he goes"OY YOU"

[moleamol]

leigh1050 said:

Reminds me of the joke about two golfers, one of them hits his ball into trees. They are looking for the ball and one sees the lady captain taking a dump. He calls his mate over and says "I bet you £50 she doesn't wipe her arse." His mate says "your on "
So he goes"Oy you"

Congratulations, something almost as unfunny as frozen sausages and lawns. Even after trying to fill in the bits where the English made no sense.

[leigh1050]

moleamol said:

leigh1050 said:

Reminds me of the joke about two golfers, one of them hits his ball into trees. They are looking for the ball and one sees the lady captain taking a dump. He calls his mate over and says "I bet you £50 she doesn't wipe her arse." His mate says "your on "
So he goes"Oy you"

Congratulations, something almost as unfunny as frozen sausages and lawns. Even after trying to fill in the bits where the English made no sense.

My excuse is I've just got outside my sixth pint of Guinness. What's your excuse for being a tt?

[moleamol]

leigh1050 said:

moleamol said:

leigh1050 said:

Reminds me of the joke about two golfers, one of them hits his ball into trees. They are looking for the ball and one sees the lady captain taking a dump. He calls his mate over and says "I bet you £50 she doesn't wipe her arse." His mate says "your on "
So he goes"Oy you"

Congratulations, something almost as unfunny as frozen sausages and lawns. Even after trying to fill in the bits where the English made no sense.

My excuse is I've just got outside my sixth pint of Guinness. What's your excuse for being a tt?

It comes naturally. You're very angry, are you short?

[Otispunkmeyer]

More common than people think this. I know plenty of keen runners. Many of them end up needing to evacuate a log mid run. It's all the jiggling up and down. Thankfully they mostly run out in the sticks were no one is likely to see them curling one out in a bush.

[jimmybell]

moleamol said:

leigh1050 said:

moleamol said:

leigh1050 said:

Reminds me of the joke about two golfers, one of them hits his ball into trees. They are looking for the ball and one sees the lady captain taking a dump. He calls his mate over and says "I bet you £50 she doesn't wipe her arse." His mate says "your on "
So he goes"Oy you"

Congratulations, something almost as unfunny as frozen sausages and lawns. Even after trying to fill in the bits where the English made no sense.

My excuse is I've just got outside my sixth pint of Guinness. What's your excuse for being a tt?

It comes naturally. You're very angry, are you short?

Probably pissed he just read the other side of the story to the one his better (maybe not) half told him about a 'pervert' she saw whilst 'running' in Tooting Common.

[ClaphamGT3]

Otispunkmeyer said:

More common than people think this. I know plenty of keen runners. Many of them end up needing to evacuate a log mid run. It's all the jiggling up and down. Thankfully they mostly run out in the sticks were no one is likely to see them curling one out in a bush.

Sorry, but that doesn't make it alright!

[RumbleOfThunder]

meehaja said:

I poo too. Sometimes running makes me need to go, and sometimes I'm a long way from home. Perhaps I should put in a bag and hang it from a tree?

Have one before you leave, scrubber.

[vixen1700]

mickk said:

A woman laying a cable and you noticed the nice watch?

Excellent.

[V8Matthew]

vixen1700 said:

mickk said:

A woman laying a cable and you noticed the nice watch?

Excellent.

It was a steling

[fido]

bloomen said:

I'd be more impressed with both of them if Fido was consuming it directly from the source as it emerged. Far less mess.

I'd have to lose a couple of vertebrate. Back on topic, see this quite a lot as I live near a common. You can't always tell when you need a dump. Once I got caught out 2 miles from home but managed to struggle back to a subway where I couldn't hold out any longer. It sat there for a couple of weeks reminding me that I was a dirty little pooper.

Edited by fido on Sunday 26th February 14:40

[DonkeyApple]

fido said:

I'd have to lose a couple of vertebrate. Back on topic, see this quite a lot as I live near a common. You can't always tell when you need a dump. Once I got caught out 2 miles from home but managed to struggle back to a subway where I couldn't hold out any longer. It sat there for a couple of weeks reminding me that I was a dirty little pooper.

Edited by fido on Sunday 26th February 14:40

Just another reason not to buy their sandwiches.

[TR4man]

DonkeyApple said:

fido said:

I'd have to lose a couple of vertebrate. Back on topic, see this quite a lot as I live near a common. You can't always tell when you need a dump. Once I got caught out 2 miles from home but managed to struggle back to a subway where I couldn't hold out any longer. It sat there for a couple of weeks reminding me that I was a dirty little pooper.

Edited by fido on Sunday 26th February 14:40

Just another reason not to buy their sandwiches.

Very good!

[Antony Moxey]

fido said:

bloomen said:

I'd be more impressed with both of them if Fido was consuming it directly from the source as it emerged. Far less mess.

I'd have to lose a couple of vertebrate. Back on topic, see this quite a lot as I live near a common. You can't always tell when you need a dump. Once I got caught out 2 miles from home but managed to struggle back to a subway where I couldn't hold out any longer. It sat there for a couple of weeks reminding me that I was a dirty little pooper.

Edited by fido on Sunday 26th February 14:40

Why didn't you go back at some point and pick it up?