Karate experts - are they really 'hard'?
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turbobloke said:
Boring_Chris said:
turbobloke said:
I can still remember which two arteries were being targeted with that cut.
k did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.edit. This isn't real.
Boring_Chris said:
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.
edit. This isn't real.
i think you used the wrong log in 50hMustangk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.edit. This isn't real.
Boring_Chris said:
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.
Not bad, good use of expletives evenly distributed and about the right length. Only the lack of originality prevented a higher score, even gorilla / guerrilla is a bit old hat and the hairier ones are protected; seven and a half out of ten.k did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.citizensm1th said:
i think you used the wrong log in 50hMustang
turbobloke said:
Boring_Chris said:
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.
Not bad, good use of expletives evenly distributed and about the right length. Only the lack of originality prevented a higher score, even gorilla / guerrilla is a bit old hat and the hairier ones are protected; seven and a half out of ten.k did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.citizensm1th said:
i think you used the wrong log in 50hMustang
Boring_Chris said:
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.
I got it. Copypasta. (it was an old copy/paste on 4Chan for those that don't get it).k did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.LittleBigPlanet said:
Boring_Chris said:
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.
I got it. Copypasta. (it was an old copy/paste on 4Chan for those that don't get it).k did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.It's worth a Google - some of the variations are very funny.
Edit. rest easy, Turbobloke. No IP's are being traced and the special forces (local TA) have stood down.
Mods; please don't ban me.
Police; please don't arrest me.
Offended PH's Members; WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! Etc etc
Edited by Boring_Chris on Thursday 23 March 11:11
LittleBigPlanet said:
Boring_Chris said:
What the fk did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.
I got it. Copypasta. (it was an old copy/paste on 4Chan for those that don't get it).k did you just fking say about me, you little bh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals (Territorial Army), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fking words. You think you can get away with saying that st to me over the Internet? Think again, fker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (UK) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marines Corps (Territorial Army) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent (island), you little st. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will st fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fking dead, kiddo.It's worth a Google - some of the variations are very funny.
Edit. rest easy, Turbobloke. No IP's are being traced and the special forces (local TA) have stood down.
Mods; please don't ban me.
Police; please don't arrest me.
Offended PH's Members; WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! Etc etc
Edited by Boring_Chris on Thursday 23 March 11:13
Definitely not boring and good to see that no mods were harmed.
It looks suspiciously like somebody has been trained in fullcontact frontal martial bantercourse. Without seeing the keyboard technique it's not straightforward to diagnose but it could well be the art of foo kyu jo at a minimum level of desperate dan. Crazy skills!
It looks suspiciously like somebody has been trained in full
I feel like I've derailed this fun thread by going full Internet copy-pasta.
Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit
these guys do not fk about;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit
these guys do not fk about;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Boring_Chris said:
I feel like I've derailed this fun thread by going full Internet copy-pasta.
Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit these guys do not fk about;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Again, fun, but quickest swordsman in the cemetery still.Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit
these guys do not fk about;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
I tried a bit of fencing and was annoyed when I won but still got poked because it would mean if they were real swords, I'd have lost a right arm or lung.
Hoofy said:
Boring_Chris said:
I feel like I've derailed this fun thread by going full Internet copy-pasta.
Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit these guys do not fk about;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Again, fun, but quickest swordsman in the cemetery still.Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit
these guys do not fk about;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
I tried a bit of fencing and was annoyed when I won but still got poked because it would mean if they were real swords, I'd have lost a right arm or lung.
Kind of proves the point, though, that in a fight - a real one - there are no winners. You're getting hurt no matter how 'hard' or trained you are.
Just walk (or run) away.
Boring_Chris said:
Hoofy said:
Boring_Chris said:
I feel like I've derailed this fun thread by going full Internet copy-pasta.
Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit these guys do not fk about;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Again, fun, but quickest swordsman in the cemetery still.Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit
these guys do not fk about;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4
Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
I tried a bit of fencing and was annoyed when I won but still got poked because it would mean if they were real swords, I'd have lost a right arm or lung.
Kind of proves the point, though, that in a fight - a real one - there are no winners. You're getting hurt no matter how 'hard' or trained you are.
Just walk (or run) away.
And yes, I can run and have a reasonable endurance.
How about Mike Tyson vs a Wing Chun expert?
Who would win?
Luckily, it was filmed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4
Who would win?
Luckily, it was filmed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4
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