Karate experts - are they really 'hard'?

Karate experts - are they really 'hard'?

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Liokault

2,837 posts

214 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Ayahuasca said:
How about Mike Tyson vs a Wing Chun expert?

Who would win?

Luckily, it was filmed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4
I'm....you know that's fiction tight...I think your joking but it's not clear?

Liokault

2,837 posts

214 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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I see your Tyson v Wing Chun and raise you Aikido v reality.


https://youtu.be/bxb0PCBV0vk

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Liokault said:
Ayahuasca said:
How about Mike Tyson vs a Wing Chun expert?

Who would win?

Luckily, it was filmed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4
I'm....you know that's fiction tight...I think your joking but it's not clear?
Fiction? No way. It's real. Ip Man vs Tyson. Tyson breaks his hand bones on Ip Man's elbows. That clock stopped the eye gouge.

Ip Man was Bruce Lee's Kung-Fu master, looking good for his age. Funky Chinaman, from funky China town, it's an ancient Chinese art.

Liokault

2,837 posts

214 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Ayahuasca said:
Liokault said:
Ayahuasca said:
How about Mike Tyson vs a Wing Chun expert?

Who would win?

Luckily, it was filmed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4
I'm....you know that's fiction tight...I think your joking but it's not clear?
Fiction? No way. It's real. Ip Man vs Tyson. Tyson breaks his hand bones on Ip Man's elbows. That clock stopped the eye gouge.

Ip Man was Bruce Lee's Kung-Fu master, looking good for his age. Funky Chinaman, from funky China town, it's an ancient Chinese art.
Still not clear

DoubleSix

11,715 posts

176 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Liokault said:
I see your Tyson v Wing Chun and raise you Aikido v reality.


https://youtu.be/bxb0PCBV0vk
Oh dear

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Liokault said:
I see your Tyson v Wing Chun and raise you Aikido v reality.


https://youtu.be/bxb0PCBV0vk
No words.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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DoubleSix said:
Liokault said:
I see your Tyson v Wing Chun and raise you Aikido v reality.


https://youtu.be/bxb0PCBV0vk
Oh dear
The Aikido guy was just luring the other guy into a false sense of winning, before executing his deadly technique.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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threads like these always remind me of the friends episode, unagi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md-zDIxNht4

some people do a few karate lessons, and in there head they are suddenly 7th dan master's ready to do 'chop time.' Always aware.

rtz62

3,369 posts

155 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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My 10yr old boy and 11yr old girl are both black belts in kickboxing.
I'd suggest that they are better prepared to defend themselves than most kids of their age.
But they are kids.
They're just moving into the adult classes, where the intensity, power and quality of training increases massively, and both are looking forward to it.
My daughters ambition is to instruct in kickboxing in the USA, whilst travelling across the country, and then to ultimately joins our very own SAS. Yep, she's focussed, very fit, but how would she fair against other types of martial arts?
Difficult to say, but my friend is a black belt in 3 different MAs, practiced 2 others, and was an undefeated amateur boxer; as he says, he can combine aspects of all of them to suit any occasion (inc Muay Thai), and he fears no one.
Never forget though, there's always someone tougher than you, more experienced, or just for one second has an advantage which they use...

Cold Fusion

111 posts

197 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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No they are not hard, but they are fit.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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Liokault said:
I see your Tyson v Wing Chun and raise you Aikido v reality.


https://youtu.be/bxb0PCBV0vk
I don't know why that video gets tagged as "aikido", the guy isn't doing or attempting to do any aikido, he's not known to practice aikido and he's not showing any signs of any kind of culture in his clothes or practice. I could bang on for ages about this and that and what aikido is about both physically and mentally but what's the point? I just don't get why this video is always related to aikido.

J4CKO

41,562 posts

200 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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rtz62 said:
My 10yr old boy and 11yr old girl are both black belts in kickboxing.
I'd suggest that they are better prepared to defend themselves than most kids of their age.
But they are kids.
They're just moving into the adult classes, where the intensity, power and quality of training increases massively, and both are looking forward to it.
My daughters ambition is to instruct in kickboxing in the USA, whilst travelling across the country, and then to ultimately joins our very own SAS. Yep, she's focussed, very fit, but how would she fair against other types of martial arts?
Difficult to say, but my friend is a black belt in 3 different MAs, practiced 2 others, and was an undefeated amateur boxer; as he says, he can combine aspects of all of them to suit any occasion (inc Muay Thai), and he fears no one.
Never forget though, there's always someone tougher than you, more experienced, or just for one second has an advantage which they use...
Its like a "Worlds Best Dad" mug, statistically unlikely to be the case.

Saw a MA guy get in a tussle with the local lunatic, it was like watching a very persistent and skilled Moth against someone with a skull made of rock and shovels for hands, some blokes are just almost a different species, those are the ones to fear, 18 stone of mad bd.








King Herald

23,501 posts

216 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Boring_Chris said:
I feel like I've derailed this fun thread by going full Internet copy-pasta.

Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit nuts these guys do not fk about;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4

Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Be cool to see them try it with real swords, in t shirt and shorts. yikes

I watched a video on a gore page of two guys in a real knife fight, horrendous wounds in a matter of minutes.

I doubt you can ever become an 'accomplished' knife fighter, the blood loss and nerve/muscle damage would kill/cripple you before you got much experience.


"Slash, don't stab". Best advice I ever had. coffee

Boring_Chris

2,348 posts

122 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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King Herald said:
Boring_Chris said:
I feel like I've derailed this fun thread by going full Internet copy-pasta.

Someone mentioned fencing looking slightly mundane? Whilst I do find martial arts a little bit nuts these guys do not fk about;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SHWXQBVL4

Deeply impressive, whatever your view of the 'scene'. I'd love to have a go.
Be cool to see them try it with real swords, in t shirt and shorts. yikes

I watched a video on a gore page of two guys in a real knife fight, horrendous wounds in a matter of minutes.

I doubt you can ever become an 'accomplished' knife fighter, the blood loss and nerve/muscle damage would kill/cripple you before you got much experience.


"Slash, don't stab". Best advice I ever had. coffee
Jesus, I'd never want to see that.

I was bang into the old jidaigeki movies when I was younger and it was interesting how some of the more sensible directors approached sword fights between Samurai. From what I understood, audiences were usually expecting Errol Flynn style whizzy sword play - like the Jedi in the Star Wars prequels - but these guys wanted to wrong foot everyone and show it how it really was (well, within reason)

I remember my favourite of that type was (by awful translation) called 'Samurai Assassin'. The movie was structured (but included a whole load of political / family drama - hence the terrible translation!) as a build up to the final confrontation between two Samurai. You're expecting an epic battle of clashing swords, but it's over in one or two strokes, resulting in the most horrific injury I've ever 'seen' (it wasn't that graphic, but very bloody and very shocking) in a mainstream film. And it was released in the 50's!!!

As every film historian would then love to point out - sword fights were always short and messy.

There was another movie of the same era which depicted some hugely impressive sword fighting during training sessions, but with wooden swords. Still looked brutal. But one of the characters couldn't compete with the speed of the other guys so spent the movie practicing his simple 'just stab em in the face' technique. Low and behold, come the show down, the old 'just stab em in the face' come good and the fight was over in a second.

I suppose my long winded point is, sword / knife fighting (or even just 'fighting' in general) is still so romanticised by film we assume it's one thing, but the reality is very, very different.

Edit.

It was called Samurai Rebellion, not Assassin. And released in 1967, not the 50s (how silly do I feel)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Rebellion


Edited by Boring_Chris on Tuesday 28th March 11:11

Guvernator

13,156 posts

165 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Yep, films depict these graceful fights which last minutes with blocks, whirling attacks, counter blocks, parries, the swords flashing, sparking and bouncing off each other hundreds of times. In reality a sword strike can be completed in the blink of an eye, no human being has the reactions or skills needed to fend of a sword for minutes on end, even a master who has trained for years and it would all be over very quickly and messily in a couple of moves.

Sheets Tabuer

18,961 posts

215 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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The Spruce goose said:
some people do a few karate lessons, and in there head they are suddenly 7th dan master's ready to do 'chop time.' Always aware.
It takes years of practice to become a killer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKA14aPrtn4

Hoofy

76,359 posts

282 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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You can easily simulate a real knife fight. Take two rulers, dip them in a pot of red paint. Fight a friend. See if either of you are clean after a couple of seconds.

p1doc

3,120 posts

184 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Guvernator said:
Yep, films depict these graceful fights which last minutes with blocks, whirling attacks, counter blocks, parries, the swords flashing, sparking and bouncing off each other hundreds of times. In reality a sword strike can be completed in the blink of an eye, no human being has the reactions or skills needed to fend of a sword for minutes on end, even a master who has trained for years and it would all be over very quickly and messily in a couple of moves.
like princess bride lol

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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p1doc said:
like princess bride lol

Boring_Chris

2,348 posts

122 months

Tuesday 28th March 2017
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Hoofy said:
You can easily simulate a real knife fight. Take two rulers, dip them in a pot of red paint. Fight a friend. See if either of you are clean after a couple of seconds.
One summer about 10 years ago (I'm 34) we discovered a local fitness place selling rubber nun-chucks and Samurai swords. BBQ's and Ninja fights in my parents back garden! Loads of fun (but we all got hurt! Ha)