Did you have a crush on a teacher at school?
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Yes, Miss Preston, the PE teacher in her 20s.
She also taught us History for one year and, strangely enough, my mate's dad was only interested in his history performance at parents evenings.
In one year we had to perform an assembly for the lower years and opted for a mickey-take of all the teachers. I got cast as our male PE teacher and another girl got cast as Miss Preston. We suggested there was more going on! :-p
Alas, it turned out in later years that there was more going on when it came to the male PE teacher . . . but Miss Preston would've been too old. ;-)
She also taught us History for one year and, strangely enough, my mate's dad was only interested in his history performance at parents evenings.
In one year we had to perform an assembly for the lower years and opted for a mickey-take of all the teachers. I got cast as our male PE teacher and another girl got cast as Miss Preston. We suggested there was more going on! :-p
Alas, it turned out in later years that there was more going on when it came to the male PE teacher . . . but Miss Preston would've been too old. ;-)
kiethton said:
StuTheGrouch said:
gtidriver said:
I thought the first rule of being a teacher is no social media. None of the teachers at my lads school are on Facebook.
Sounds like you've attempted stalkingeven then your rants can be seen by friends of friends if you aren't careful.
Oilchange said:
Mrs Brownlow, English teacher at Sandhurst School in the early 80's. Sometimes wore hippy full length dresses without a belt. Caught my eye when she sauntered in, the slight wobble giving away the lack of bra... yum
She must have gone by the time I was there in the mid 80's, I'm sure even at that young age I would've noticed.... 
Quite a few at 'big school', since I'd stopped playing with Lego and noticed girls/women by that age...
French science teacher who's sirname was pretty much unpronounceable, often used to sit on the front edge of her desk to take class instead of behind it, favoured mini-skirts & heels... whimper...
French supply teacher who was in her twenties, we only had her for 2 weeks but still remember the curves in tight dresses that had all the boys in the class being very well-behaved when we weren't tripping over our own tongues.
Our usual French teacher, Mrs Hudson, was a softly spoken MILF who though a bit mumsy was still glamorous enough to be sexy to us hormonal idiots, and had a great line in lumpy jumpers.
RE teacher that had a face like thunder but seriously long legs and huge bangers that you'd want to motorboat all day given half the chance.
Lastly Miss Shattock, who wore black heels, just above the knee skirts and stockings (I know this as she 'accidently' bent over in front of me during a GCSE exam). I got a D in that one I think. Explains my love of women who dress like that now I think!
French science teacher who's sirname was pretty much unpronounceable, often used to sit on the front edge of her desk to take class instead of behind it, favoured mini-skirts & heels... whimper...
French supply teacher who was in her twenties, we only had her for 2 weeks but still remember the curves in tight dresses that had all the boys in the class being very well-behaved when we weren't tripping over our own tongues.
Our usual French teacher, Mrs Hudson, was a softly spoken MILF who though a bit mumsy was still glamorous enough to be sexy to us hormonal idiots, and had a great line in lumpy jumpers.
RE teacher that had a face like thunder but seriously long legs and huge bangers that you'd want to motorboat all day given half the chance.
Lastly Miss Shattock, who wore black heels, just above the knee skirts and stockings (I know this as she 'accidently' bent over in front of me during a GCSE exam). I got a D in that one I think. Explains my love of women who dress like that now I think!
chazola said:
Lastly Mrs Shattock, who wore black heels, just above the knee skirts and stockings (I know this as she 'accidently' bent over in front of me during a GCSE exam). I got a D in that one I think. Explains my love of women who dress like that now I think!
Everyone loves a woman who dresses like that!I didn't really have a crush on a teacher at school.
I most definitely visualised having improbable sex with most of the female ones in outlandish imaginary scemarios as psychlogical lubricant for my regular and frenzied masturbation though.
I'm not sure which box you'll tick on your clipboard for that OP.
I most definitely visualised having improbable sex with most of the female ones in outlandish imaginary scemarios as psychlogical lubricant for my regular and frenzied masturbation though.
I'm not sure which box you'll tick on your clipboard for that OP.
Steve vRS said:
I thought of a few of my old teachers today after reading this:-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/30/think-m...
I was in love with my history teacher, Miss Protashuk. I've spelt her name wrong but she was fresh out of training college and I think had every single 12 and 13 year old in the school wishing he could shave!
I went to the school in that article from aged 12 to 18.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/30/think-m...
I was in love with my history teacher, Miss Protashuk. I've spelt her name wrong but she was fresh out of training college and I think had every single 12 and 13 year old in the school wishing he could shave!
(Sadly) the teacher in the article was not there during my tenure.
We did have a couple of rather lovely English teachers however. When I look back, the level of perving by a group of hormonal boys was pretty blatant....!
Terminator X said:
Yes our German teacher was an absolute babe, Frau Gossage 
TX.
Our Frau had armpit hair that could have been plaited. TX.
In our first lesson she was very open to talking about the war, welcoming comments so we could get the issue out in the open and discuss things maturely. After 40 mins of questions about tanks, civilian attrocities, why the Nazi salute was so stupid, U-Boats, tanks, the effective range of an MG42, who had the best uniforms, Gestapo torture techniques, the failure of the Ardennes offensive, tanks, the lack of a truly 'heavy' bomber in Goering's air force and what all of our grandads did in the war, I don't think that was a gambit she continued.
To this day the only german words I know are 'Bratwurst', 'schnell', and 'FEUER!'
k and thinking of you.Pixel Pusher said:
captainzep said:
To this day the only german words I know are 'Bratwurst', 'schnell', and 'FEUER!'
That's all you need if you're at a BBQ at Adenauer's house.
I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED.
...ADENAUER.
ADENAUER?
-This is why people invite themselves and turn up in your local.
...He can't hear me. Too much (other people's) urine in his ears from those special nightclubs he frequents.
There was a few at my school that everyone fancied. Our science teacher in Year 8 and 9 was probably the best - rumoured to be a pole dancer in her spare time and had without doubt the greenest eyes I've seen to date, properly mesmerizing! She was almost like a perfect blend between Lucy Pinder & Kelly Brook, stunning woman.
Weirdly I have bumped into a few of my teachers recently, who at school didn't seem that hot but now I'm 10 years older do seem quite appealing! Our Geography teacher, who at school was the moodiest person around and we all hated her a bit, looks like she hasn't aged at all and now seems strangely attractive. I also saw my German teacher as well a few months back, who was straight out of uni when she joined our school and is probably only about ten years older than me. She has lost probably 5 or 6 stone since I was at school and now has quite a nice figure!
Weirdly I have bumped into a few of my teachers recently, who at school didn't seem that hot but now I'm 10 years older do seem quite appealing! Our Geography teacher, who at school was the moodiest person around and we all hated her a bit, looks like she hasn't aged at all and now seems strangely attractive. I also saw my German teacher as well a few months back, who was straight out of uni when she joined our school and is probably only about ten years older than me. She has lost probably 5 or 6 stone since I was at school and now has quite a nice figure!
All boys school.
I don't mean to be an arse, but we had female teachers with the most unfortunate faces, and guys would still crack one out in the class, there was no limit on how unattractive a female teacher could be that wouldn't illicit a response...
I don't mean to be an arse, but we had female teachers with the most unfortunate faces, and guys would still crack one out in the class, there was no limit on how unattractive a female teacher could be that wouldn't illicit a response...
Edited by Brother D on Saturday 1st April 04:23
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