Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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Roofless Toothless

5,666 posts

132 months

Thursday 28th March
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Shirley. banghead

Shirley. banghead

Shirley. banghead

C5_Steve

3,073 posts

103 months

Thursday 28th March
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Roofless Toothless said:
Shirley. banghead

Shirley. banghead

Shirley. banghead

Roofless Toothless

5,666 posts

132 months

Thursday 28th March
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It was funny first time.

GroundEffect

13,836 posts

156 months

Thursday 28th March
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LR90 said:
Using the word ‘lump’ or ‘unit’ when referring to a car’s engine.

The first is just irritating, the second is so non-specific it’s entirely useless as a descriptor.

A unit of what? Currency? Measurement?
They're called units in the industry.


sir humphrey appleby

1,620 posts

222 months

Thursday 28th March
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“ I don’t disagree”
Doesn’t that mean you agree then? Why just not say that in the first place?

LunarOne

5,206 posts

137 months

Thursday 28th March
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sir humphrey appleby said:
“ I don’t disagree”
Doesn’t that mean you agree then? Why just not say that in the first place?
Because it doesn't mean you agree either.

Lordbenny

8,587 posts

219 months

Saturday 30th March
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Please….give it up for…..furious

droopsnoot

11,944 posts

242 months

Saturday 30th March
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Lordbenny said:
Please….give it up for…..furious
Lent?

loskie

5,231 posts

120 months

Saturday 30th March
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how topical

LunarOne

5,206 posts

137 months

Saturday 30th March
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Only if applied to the skin. I think this is getting under his!

snuffy

9,767 posts

284 months

Sunday 31st March
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"years old" and "of age"; used as intensifiers.

"Years old" when young, and "of age" when old.



RichB

51,589 posts

284 months

Sunday 31st March
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snuffy said:
"years old" and "of age"; used as intensifiers.
"Years old" when young, and "of age" when old.
I noticed it 5 or 6 years ago when sports commentators started saying it. No doubt it's come from America like most superfluous crap.

Another one of there's that's crept into English from the US is "foot race". You hear it in football and rugby commentary these days, "So and so is in a 'foot race' with such and such." No, st sherlock, it wouldn't be a horse race would it! Doh rolleyes

Pit Pony

8,585 posts

121 months

Monday 1st April
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LunarOne said:
Pit Pony said:
Lotobear said:
Adverts, and other stuff, using the entirely disingenuous "up to" in relation to broadband speed, discount offers and such like.

And "what does...x... look like" in relation to unknown future events and things - it gained popularity during Brexit but has gained traction ever since. Mainly use by media types
Prices from £x. (Especially home insurance or flights)

Say it like is it

Minimum price of at least £X, but the mean average is £Y
Mean average??!
As opposed the medium average or mode average.

Sorry, the statistics guru that hides in the dark recesses of my mind came out.
Whenever a politician, quotes an average, I ask quitelubiny head, if that's a mean average, with a normal distribution and what's the standard deviation ?

Pit Pony

8,585 posts

121 months

Monday 1st April
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omniflow said:
"Little Man" or "My Little Man".

Please JUST fk RIGHT OFF.

He's either your child, your son - possibly with one or more modifiers as to where he sits in the sequence - but there is no way you can describe him as your "Little Man" until he reaches 18 and fails to attain a height of 5ft. Even then, I think it would be quite insulting to call him that even if it was technically accurate.
My wife was not impressed when our tenant referred to her 7 year old child (not present) as "The Kid" more than once in conversation.

I was less impressed to stand in dog st in the garden, which "the kid" plays in.

RichB

51,589 posts

284 months

Monday 1st April
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Pit Pony said:
<clip> As opposed the medium average or mode average.
Sorry, the statistics guru that hides in the dark recesses of my mind came out.
Generally, when someone says average they usually mean mean. I doubt the average politician or journalist knowns what a mode or median is.

Mr Penguin

1,175 posts

39 months

Monday 1st April
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More likely they will quote whatever they've been told it is which will vary depending on the dataset.

RichB

51,589 posts

284 months

Monday 1st April
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Mr Penguin said:
More likely they will quote whatever they've been told it is which will vary depending on the dataset.
True, and call it the average to avoid having to explain how the number was calculated.

Allan L

783 posts

105 months

Saturday 6th April
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People who tell us what they like by saying "I'm a massive fan of . . . "
Recently I saw/heard an overweight TV quiz show contestant use the phrase, clearly unaware that there were two senses in what she'd said

loskie

5,231 posts

120 months

Saturday 6th April
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the overuse of "to be fair"

andygo

6,804 posts

255 months

Saturday 6th April
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People that ask, "What was your name? They get very confused when I ask them, 'What was my name when?'


I'm not a bloody ghost, why don't you ask me ,"What is your name?"