Phrases that annoy you the most

[southendpier]

have we had "golf phrases"

- probably enough for a new thread.

eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green

"....like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"

there are so, so many

[cuprabob]

southendpier said:

have we had "golf phrases"

- probably enough for a new thread.

eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green

"....like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"

there are so, so many

Par for course

[LunarOne]

southendpier said:

have we had "golf phrases"

- probably enough for a new thread.

eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green

"....like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"

there are so, so many

Excellent idea. As an occasional golfer I don't know any good phrases!

[dukeboy749r]

James Martin the chef (and to be fair, other chefs say it, too): reduce down.

Well, really?

I was seeking to exploit some little-known law of quantum expansion so that I might be able to reduce this sauce up.

JM also says (repeatedly) 'like that'.

Again, it's his way but just feckin' stop!

[snuffy]

dukeboy749r said:

James Martin the chef (and to be fair, other chefs say it, too): reduce down.

Well, really?

I was seeking to exploit some little-known law of quantum expansion so that I might be able to reduce this sauce up.

JM also says (repeatedly) 'like that'.

Again, it's his way but just feckin' stop!

Fry off.

[RichB]

cuprabob said:

southendpier said:

have we had "golf phrases" - probably enough for a new thread. eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green "like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"
there are so, so many

Par for course

Indeed, and usually crass....

[daqinggregg]

'Earth grown'

I really thought I’d seen it all when it comes to BS bingo, apparently not, today while researching what colour packets crisps should come in, I stumbled upon this.



‘Earth Grown’ Vegan Mozzarella Style Sticks and Cheddar Style Sticks

[Zoon]

Strangely Brown said:

"do crimes" or "doing crime".

Since when has a crime, or crime in general been something that you "do" rather than commit. A person commits a crime or crimes, they don't "do crimes".

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

[JuniorD]

Heard usually on a Friday: "Have a good weekend when it comes "

[tim0409]

“hey ho”

My mother in law says it after some tale of woe; I find it quite annoying for some reason.

[RichB]

JuniorD said:

Heard usually on a Friday: "Have a good weekend when it comes "

Never heard that...

[Blown2CV]

normally uttered by someone who realised as they were saying it that it's actually too early in the week to say have a great weekend, but then has to kind of style it out by adding 'when it comes'