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[lord trumpton]

Daveb257 said:

A new unit of measure has been used

The garden looks like a post apocalyptic landscape.

Edited by lord trumpton on Saturday 30th March 21:16

[paulguitar]

[Flumpo]

Because when you need legal advice, your girlfriend’s mums village neighbourhood watch group is the obvious go to.

[Mezzanine]

Charge your phone!

[pocketspring]

Flumpo said:

Because when you need legal advice, your girlfriend’s mums village neighbourhood watch group is the obvious go to.

I'm guessing they already know the answer but just being an attention seeking

Recently on my local one, someone found a cat (again) and someone claimed it. It went downhill quite rapidly between people accusing the claimer of not being the owner and the other lot blaming the founder for not releasing her address on a public forum!

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[Flumpo]

Mezzanine said:

Charge your phone!

I’m good for at least another day!

[bobtail4x4]

just now there is lightning flashing

Anyone know what the flashes are in the sky?


Graham ****

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

[-Cappo-]

pocketspring said:

I'm guessing they already know the answer but just being an attention seeking

Recently on my local one, someone found a cat (again) and someone claimed it. It went downhill quite rapidly between people accusing the claimer of not being the owner and the other lot blaming the founder for not releasing her address on a public forum!

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This happened near me recently too - town beginning with S?

[pocketspring]

-Cappo- said:

pocketspring said:

I'm guessing they already know the answer but just being an attention seeking

Recently on my local one, someone found a cat (again) and someone claimed it. It went downhill quite rapidly between people accusing the claimer of not being the owner and the other lot blaming the founder for not releasing her address on a public forum!

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This happened near me recently too - town beginning with S?

Afraid not sir.

[Mezzanine]

Flumpo said:

Mezzanine said:

Charge your phone!

I’m good for at least another day!

<shudder>

[Fermit]

Any window cleaners to do my mum and a few of her friends please?

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[AndyAudi]

I was searching for details of Inverness aquadome the other day, to see what was open in the holidays & stumbled on what I thought was a really inappropriate April fools from the council…



However I do realise this site is not the official one but some of the posts & comments are amusing..!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/TcTpgeez7ZhZWgWC/...

I particularly liked “banged more times than Stevie wonder’s toes ‘

[matchmaker]

AndyAudi said:

I was searching for details of Inverness aquadome the other day, to see what was open in the holidays & stumbled on what I thought was a really inappropriate April fools from the council…



However I do realise this site is not the official one but some of the posts & comments are amusing..!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/TcTpgeez7ZhZWgWC/...

I particularly liked “banged more times than Stevie wonder’s toes ‘

There's another spoof Facebook account - "Inverness Tourist Board". They post some quite amusing stuff.

[Scabutz]

The police helicopter is circling overhead. Wont be long now.

"Any one know why the helicopter is out"

"OMG hope everyone is ok".

[Scabutz]

Scabutz said:

The police helicopter is circling overhead. Wont be long now.

"Any one know why the helicopter is out"

"OMG hope everyone is ok".

Like Clockwork.

[NoddyonNitrous]

[HTP99]

Nope you don't want to warn people about possible bad traffic, you are just nosy and what to know what's happening, as per your first sentence!

[the-norseman]

One from MK yesterday



Followed by this

[SistersofPercy]

the-norseman said:

One from MK yesterday



Followed by this

That first one was a bloody close shave for that child in the video. Bloody idiot on the scooter barrelling down the pavement, could easily have killed that little girl. Can understand why her Mum is furious.

[the-norseman]

SistersofPercy said:

That first one was a bloody close shave for that child in the video. Bloody idiot on the scooter barrelling down the pavement, could easily have killed that little girl. Can understand why her Mum is furious.

I did see that video, very close that was.