Local Facebook groups

[Saleen836]

This video popped up on one of the FB groups I follow
https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=969566734602463

[r3g]

Saleen836 said:

This video popped up on one of the FB groups I follow
https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=969566734602463

Did the ttile "IT humor & memes" escape your attention then?

[gus607]

PurpleTurtle said:

A local mobile tyre fitter bloke I used for the Mumtruck last year was having his praises sung yesterday by a woman on the local neighbourhood FB page.

He has replied ‘happy to help’, and of course his profile is wide open for anyone to read. It mainly consists of posts about:

- Trump
- Antivax
- Brexit
- Stone Roses bucket hats
- Old skool BMX

Can’t fault him on the last one but why as a self employed local businessman in liberal Remainerville would you voice such opinions on an open public profile, the absolute halfwit!? He’s entitled to those opinions but they’re so opposed to so many people in our local community they are best kept to oneself, from a business perspective.

I immediately deleted his number from my phone, I’m now a former customer. The next bloke I use might be slightly right of Mussolini but as long as he STFUs on FaceyB I will be blissfully unaware and none the wiser!

You can spot a remoaner a mile away.

[Rich Boy Spanner]

gus607 said:

PurpleTurtle said:

A local mobile tyre fitter bloke I used for the Mumtruck last year was having his praises sung yesterday by a woman on the local neighbourhood FB page.

He has replied ‘happy to help’, and of course his profile is wide open for anyone to read. It mainly consists of posts about:

- Trump
- Antivax
- Brexit
- Stone Roses bucket hats
- Old skool BMX

Can’t fault him on the last one but why as a self employed local businessman in liberal Remainerville would you voice such opinions on an open public profile, the absolute halfwit!? He’s entitled to those opinions but they’re so opposed to so many people in our local community they are best kept to oneself, from a business perspective.

I immediately deleted his number from my phone, I’m now a former customer. The next bloke I use might be slightly right of Mussolini but as long as he STFUs on FaceyB I will be blissfully unaware and none the wiser!

You can spot a remoaner a mile away.

I tend to use services on how useful they are and I don't give a st about their personal opinions. It's called tolerance, as opposed to authoritarianism. 'I immediately deleted his number from my phone'. Hilarious foot stamping middle class bks. Take it to The Guardian and you can all froth about it in increasingly incredulous posts within your acceptable Overton window safe space.

[r3g]

Rich Boy Spanner said:

I tend to use services on how useful they are and I don't give a st about their personal opinions. It's called tolerance, as opposed to authoritarianism. 'I immediately deleted his number from my phone'. Hilarious foot stamping middle class bks. Take it to The Guardian and you can all froth about it in increasingly incredulous posts within your acceptable Overton window safe space.

[WarrenB]

Lots of people sharing pictures of their TVs showing pictures of the total eclipse in America. Weird.

[vikingaero]

Rich Boy Spanner said:

gus607 said:

PurpleTurtle said:

A local mobile tyre fitter bloke I used for the Mumtruck last year was having his praises sung yesterday by a woman on the local neighbourhood FB page.

He has replied ‘happy to help’, and of course his profile is wide open for anyone to read. It mainly consists of posts about:

- Trump
- Antivax
- Brexit
- Stone Roses bucket hats
- Old skool BMX

Can’t fault him on the last one but why as a self employed local businessman in liberal Remainerville would you voice such opinions on an open public profile, the absolute halfwit!? He’s entitled to those opinions but they’re so opposed to so many people in our local community they are best kept to oneself, from a business perspective.

I immediately deleted his number from my phone, I’m now a former customer. The next bloke I use might be slightly right of Mussolini but as long as he STFUs on FaceyB I will be blissfully unaware and none the wiser!

You can spot a remoaner a mile away.

I tend to use services on how useful they are and I don't give a st about their personal opinions. It's called tolerance, as opposed to authoritarianism. 'I immediately deleted his number from my phone'. Hilarious foot stamping middle class bks. Take it to The Guardian and you can all froth about it in increasingly incredulous posts within your acceptable Overton window safe space.

Here's a new one. I restrict my patronage of people/companies that don't drive properly or cut me up.

(1) Financial advisor who has the name of the company on his car. Pulled in front of me and flicked the bird when I beeped. Had an appointment a few months later and arrived at the company for an appointment. 2+2=5 and I realised who they were and told the receptionist why I was walking out. Surprisingly his driving around town has improved.

(2) Monday evening I was cut up by a small van belonging to a restaurant called The Butchers Block. It's a good restaurant and I think I've been 8 times, but they can FRO.

[RayDonovan]

vikingaero said:

Rich Boy Spanner said:

gus607 said:

PurpleTurtle said:

A local mobile tyre fitter bloke I used for the Mumtruck last year was having his praises sung yesterday by a woman on the local neighbourhood FB page.

He has replied ‘happy to help’, and of course his profile is wide open for anyone to read. It mainly consists of posts about:

- Trump
- Antivax
- Brexit
- Stone Roses bucket hats
- Old skool BMX

Can’t fault him on the last one but why as a self employed local businessman in liberal Remainerville would you voice such opinions on an open public profile, the absolute halfwit!? He’s entitled to those opinions but they’re so opposed to so many people in our local community they are best kept to oneself, from a business perspective.

I immediately deleted his number from my phone, I’m now a former customer. The next bloke I use might be slightly right of Mussolini but as long as he STFUs on FaceyB I will be blissfully unaware and none the wiser!

You can spot a remoaner a mile away.

I tend to use services on how useful they are and I don't give a st about their personal opinions. It's called tolerance, as opposed to authoritarianism. 'I immediately deleted his number from my phone'. Hilarious foot stamping middle class bks. Take it to The Guardian and you can all froth about it in increasingly incredulous posts within your acceptable Overton window safe space.

Here's a new one. I restrict my patronage of people/companies that don't drive properly or cut me up.

(1) Financial advisor who has the name of the company on his car. Pulled in front of me and flicked the bird when I beeped. Had an appointment a few months later and arrived at the company for an appointment. 2+2=5 and I realised who they were and told the receptionist why I was walking out. Surprisingly his driving around town has improved.

(2) Monday evening I was cut up by a small van belonging to a restaurant called The Butchers Block. It's a good restaurant and I think I've been 8 times, but they can FRO.

I reported some vans on the M1 to their company for really poor driving over the series of a few months. The company took it seriously, I got a phone call from the MD (multi ££££££ t/o) and they put new processes in place.

They were racing each other down the M1 in rush hour, in sign written vans ffs.

[percymk4]

OK then

[Scabutz]

percymk4 said:

OK then

Similar one here

[Sheets Tabuer]

percymk4 said:

OK then

haha I was going to post this.

[the-norseman]

Scabutz said:

Similar one here

Good old MK.

[pocketspring]

Sheets Tabuer said:

percymk4 said:

OK then

haha I was going to post this.

Maybe she can buy it some new lights as part of its birthday present.

Edited by pocketspring on Monday 15th April 07:30

[Spare tyre]

percymk4 said:

OK then

Dogs are sensitive to light so, harder to steal if too bright

[Spare tyre]

A fella has been reported stalking a woman every morning

The brute has been getting off the same bus each morning and walking behind the woman towards her work where he “turns off to hide”

Some normal sounding bloke pops up “ if it’s a bloke with a red coat, carrying a black bag and a cap, it’s me. I’m on the same bus as you and walk to my job after getting off the bus, I’m happy to make an effort to get off the bus before you if it puts your mind at rest”

Cue lots of Huns and the original Karen saying “yeah that’s him” etc etc etc

Apparently he’s been doing it everyday since the woman started her new routine

Scary stuff really

[zarjaz1991]

I love the inappropriate birthday ones. I have come across loads of them.

[pocketspring]

zarjaz1991 said:

I love the inappropriate birthday ones. I have come across loads of them.

Happy deathday!

[Southerner]

Spare tyre said:

A fella has been reported stalking a woman every morning

The brute has been getting off the same bus each morning and walking behind the woman towards her work where he “turns off to hide”

Some normal sounding bloke pops up “ if it’s a bloke with a red coat, carrying a black bag and a cap, it’s me. I’m on the same bus as you and walk to my job after getting off the bus, I’m happy to make an effort to get off the bus before you if it puts your mind at rest”

Cue lots of Huns and the original Karen saying “yeah that’s him” etc etc etc

Apparently he’s been doing it everyday since the woman started her new routine

Scary stuff really

Behold, the climate of fear that current political leanings seem determined to cultivate. Kudos to the bloke for being happy to identify himself, probably have a visit from the fuzz now!

[CT25]

zarjaz1991 said:

I love the inappropriate birthday ones. I have come across loads of them.

And they are the inappropriate ones...

[MikeOxhard]