Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

[808 Estate]

[MartG]

[LunarOne]

Oh I forgot, this is the geek jokes thread... Fine!!

[havoc]

I may have to hand in my beard, but I can only get half of those.

[MartG]

[geeks]

MartG said:

I disagree with that, as per...

[TGCOTF-dewey]

geeks said:

MartG said:

I disagree with that, as per...

Absolutely... A port should not be asymmetrical in any plane.

[e-honda]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

Absolutely... A port should not be asymmetrical in any plane.

You've just described a ball.
Might work on Harry Potter but not so useful for muggles.

[TGCOTF-dewey]

e-honda said:

TGCOTF-dewey said:

Absolutely... A port should not be asymmetrical in any plane.

You've just described a ball.
Might work on Harry Potter but not so useful for muggles.

Good point, well made

A magnetic ball and socket connector would be great though.

When I've origamied myself under my home office desk in the dark trying to fit yet another usb into the back of my gaming PC, a system that allowed me to get vaguely close, before snatching it into a spare socket, would be perfect.

[MartG]

Jeff Dunham and Peanut on passwords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBOZEVWwtvI

[Jinx]

TGCOTF-dewey said:

Good point, well made

A magnetic ball and socket connector would be great though.

When I've origamied myself under my home office desk in the dark trying to fit yet another usb into the back of my gaming PC, a system that allowed me to get vaguely close, before snatching it into a spare socket, would be perfect.

Rule 1 of USB - if you blindly fit a USB cable into the back of you PC and it went in first time you have stuck it in the ethernet port.

[BigRusko]

[TGCOTF-dewey]

Jinx said:

Rule 1 of USB - if you blindly fit a USB cable into the back of you PC and it went in first time you have stuck it in the ethernet port.

One of my older work colleagues destroyed every USB port on his laptop via the medium of a Kensington lock.

[Halmyre]

Jinx said:

TGCOTF-dewey said:

Good point, well made

A magnetic ball and socket connector would be great though.

When I've origamied myself under my home office desk in the dark trying to fit yet another usb into the back of my gaming PC, a system that allowed me to get vaguely close, before snatching it into a spare socket, would be perfect.

Rule 1 of USB - if you blindly fit a USB cable into the back of you PC and it went in first time you have stuck it in the ethernet port.

I can't even get a USB-C in first time.

[geeks]

geeks said:

MartG said:

I disagree with that, as per...

To follow I just got sent this

[ChemicalChaos]

The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in mid-air, and the salami is hatching from its own egg.....

Why did we even come to the Salvador Deli?

[geeks]

ChemicalChaos said:

The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in mid-air, and the salami is hatching from its own egg.....

Why did we even come to the Salvador Deli?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

ChemicalChaos said:

The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in mid-air, and the salami is hatching from its own egg.....

Why did we even come to the Salvador Deli?

Either that or you're playing the original unpatched version of Cyberpunk 2077

[carlo996]

[ajprice]

carlo996 said: