Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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GloverMart said:
epom said:
International Womens Day today, was supposed to be yesterday but they weren't ready in time.... 
I'll be glad when it's all over, I'm getting hungry here! 
tvrolet said:
daqinggregg said:
The Origins of Cat’s Eyes
British inventor named Percy Shaw came up with the idea for cat’s eyes. Shaw was a self-taught engineer with an entrepreneurial spirit, and he had a keen interest in road safety. His inspiration for cat’s eyes came from an incident in the early 1930s when he was driving along a dangerous, winding road in Yorkshire, England. Suddenly, he noticed that his car’s headlamps reflected in the eyes of a cat, resting at the side of the road. The reflection gave him a moment of clarity that ultimately led to the invention of cat’s eyes.
Had Percy seen the cat walking away, he may have also been credited with the invention of the pencil sharpener.
I heard Ken Dodd telling that one years ago. Another of his that always tickled me (see what I did there) was what a wonderful day for sticking a cucumber through your next-door neighbour’s letterbox and shouting watch out missus, the aliens have landed. British inventor named Percy Shaw came up with the idea for cat’s eyes. Shaw was a self-taught engineer with an entrepreneurial spirit, and he had a keen interest in road safety. His inspiration for cat’s eyes came from an incident in the early 1930s when he was driving along a dangerous, winding road in Yorkshire, England. Suddenly, he noticed that his car’s headlamps reflected in the eyes of a cat, resting at the side of the road. The reflection gave him a moment of clarity that ultimately led to the invention of cat’s eyes.
Had Percy seen the cat walking away, he may have also been credited with the invention of the pencil sharpener.
Southerner said:
tvrolet said:
daqinggregg said:
The Origins of Cat’s Eyes
British inventor named Percy Shaw came up with the idea for cat’s eyes. Shaw was a self-taught engineer with an entrepreneurial spirit, and he had a keen interest in road safety. His inspiration for cat’s eyes came from an incident in the early 1930s when he was driving along a dangerous, winding road in Yorkshire, England. Suddenly, he noticed that his car’s headlamps reflected in the eyes of a cat, resting at the side of the road. The reflection gave him a moment of clarity that ultimately led to the invention of cat’s eyes.
Had Percy seen the cat walking away, he may have also been credited with the invention of the pencil sharpener.
I heard Ken Dodd telling that one years ago. Another of his that always tickled me (see what I did there) was what a wonderful day for sticking a cucumber through your next-door neighbour’s letterbox and shouting watch out missus, the aliens have landed. British inventor named Percy Shaw came up with the idea for cat’s eyes. Shaw was a self-taught engineer with an entrepreneurial spirit, and he had a keen interest in road safety. His inspiration for cat’s eyes came from an incident in the early 1930s when he was driving along a dangerous, winding road in Yorkshire, England. Suddenly, he noticed that his car’s headlamps reflected in the eyes of a cat, resting at the side of the road. The reflection gave him a moment of clarity that ultimately led to the invention of cat’s eyes.
Had Percy seen the cat walking away, he may have also been credited with the invention of the pencil sharpener.
Stealthracer said:
Southerner said:
tvrolet said:
daqinggregg said:
The Origins of Cat’s Eyes
British inventor named Percy Shaw came up with the idea for cat’s eyes. Shaw was a self-taught engineer with an entrepreneurial spirit, and he had a keen interest in road safety. His inspiration for cat’s eyes came from an incident in the early 1930s when he was driving along a dangerous, winding road in Yorkshire, England. Suddenly, he noticed that his car’s headlamps reflected in the eyes of a cat, resting at the side of the road. The reflection gave him a moment of clarity that ultimately led to the invention of cat’s eyes.
Had Percy seen the cat walking away, he may have also been credited with the invention of the pencil sharpener.
I heard Ken Dodd telling that one years ago. Another of his that always tickled me (see what I did there) was what a wonderful day for sticking a cucumber through your next-door neighbour’s letterbox and shouting watch out missus, the aliens have landed. British inventor named Percy Shaw came up with the idea for cat’s eyes. Shaw was a self-taught engineer with an entrepreneurial spirit, and he had a keen interest in road safety. His inspiration for cat’s eyes came from an incident in the early 1930s when he was driving along a dangerous, winding road in Yorkshire, England. Suddenly, he noticed that his car’s headlamps reflected in the eyes of a cat, resting at the side of the road. The reflection gave him a moment of clarity that ultimately led to the invention of cat’s eyes.
Had Percy seen the cat walking away, he may have also been credited with the invention of the pencil sharpener.
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