Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Ponpiman said:
GloverMart said:
epom said:
International Womens Day today, was supposed to be yesterday but they weren't ready in time....
I'll be glad when it's all over, I'm getting hungry here! CanAm said:
Radec said:
Will this be the only day we are allowed to leave the seat up?
Women go on about the seat but hardly ever lower the lid, which is much more important from a hygiene point of view.So I used to annoy my wife by putting the lid down every time.
mikeiow said:
Skyedriver said:
Master Of Puppets said:
Just saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself "That's a little condescending."
Very clever deserves a I thought to myself "That's a little condescending."
The newspaper headline read "A small medium at large" !
Turned out it was a about a female spiritualist who was now feeling well.
Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman in a physchology lesson.
Teacher asked the Englishman what’s the opposite of joy?
He says “sorrow”.
Teacher asks the Scotsman what’s the opposite of depression?
He says “Happiness”
Teacher asks the Irishman what is the opposite of woe?
He says “Giddy up”
Teacher asked the Englishman what’s the opposite of joy?
He says “sorrow”.
Teacher asks the Scotsman what’s the opposite of depression?
He says “Happiness”
Teacher asks the Irishman what is the opposite of woe?
He says “Giddy up”
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