Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

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spikeyhead

17,335 posts

198 months

Thursday 18th April
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Time for bed.

I've jsut watched the final of Stupidity The Apprentice

Error_404_Username_not_found

2,208 posts

52 months

Thursday 18th April
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I used fuller's earth on and off for about a year to temporarily rejuvenate the slipping clutch in my 1958 Consul.
Turns out that release bearings don't like it.

If you don't have a 58 Consul it's probably safe to ignore this.

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Thursday 18th April
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hammo19 said:
It’s been used to clean the marble on the Taj Mahal.
Whitebait???

paua

5,751 posts

144 months

Thursday 18th April
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glenrobbo said:
hammo19 said:
It’s been used to clean the marble on the Taj Mahal.
Whitebait???
Should I be serving li'l white fishies on a marble plate at th Taj? idea

DickyC

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49,780 posts

199 months

Thursday 18th April
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psi310398 said:
Sorry to hear that, pequod.

Fullers Earth aka cat litter. Are you sure someone’s not taking advantage and palming off their refuse on you?

The military also uses it to decontaminate their noddy suits. I’d enquire closely regarding the provenance as this sounds like one of Battert’s more questionable barters.

But, equally, my father used it for his roses.


You're saying roses now. Not orchids?

Triffic.

Battert's involvement does explain the ease with which he surrendered the croquet lawn to this endeavour.

psi310398

9,112 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th April
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hammo19 said:
It’s been used to clean the marble on the Taj Mahal.
Quite the euphemism for piles, hammo!

DickyC

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49,780 posts

199 months

Thursday 18th April
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psi310398 said:
hammo19 said:
It’s been used to clean the marble on the Taj Mahal.
Quite the euphemism for piles, hammo!
He means the Indian Takeaway in Little Trivton.

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Thursday 18th April
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paua said:
Just gorn 9 in th morn of th day of Fri - brekkies is served. Guten Apetit
Mmmmmm! I love the taste of brekkies in the evening! cloud9

Thanks paua! thumbup

psi310398

9,112 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th April
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DickyC said:
He means the Indian Takeaway in Little Trivton.
You surely don’t mean that ghastly eatery next to the Ringburner and Roti (Wetherspoons) by the Corn Exchange that used to be the Black Hole of Calcutta? The one Environmental Heath shut down after the whole Rotary Club got the trots at their annual Ladies Night? The one Battert used to frequent for his Friday night strip poker game?

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,780 posts

199 months

Thursday 18th April
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psi310398 said:
DickyC said:
He means the Indian Takeaway in Little Trivton.
You surely don’t mean that ghastly eatery next to the Ringburner and Roti (Wetherspoons) by the Corn Exchange that used to be the Black Hole of Calcutta? The one Environmental Heath shut down after the whole Rotary Club got the trots at their annual Ladies Night? The one Battert used to frequent for his Friday night strip poker game?
I'm afraid so. But we did manage to dissuade Guy Ritchie from making the film about it. He was keen.

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Thursday 18th April
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We all know that 'Environmental' Heath was always an over-zealous jobsworth type. frown
But that was the one occasion when a total shutdown and closure was fully justified to prevent a full-on epidemic from ravaging the entire population of Trivtonshire and probably beyond. rolleyes





jules_s

4,287 posts

234 months

Thursday 18th April
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New car tomorrow

I'm sadder about the other one going -not sure why I always feel this way frown

Error_404_Username_not_found

2,208 posts

52 months

Thursday 18th April
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Did you know that velociraptors like leftover curry?
And did you know that there are no velociraptors left in Trivtonshire?
I'm not one to spread idle conspiracy theories, but it makes you think doesn't it.

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Friday 19th April
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jules_s said:
New car tomorrow

I'm sadder about the other one going -not sure why I always feel this way frown
Why not keep the old one then? confused

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Friday 19th April
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Error_404_Username_not_found said:
I used fuller's earth on and off for about a year to temporarily rejuvenate the slipping clutch in my 1958 Consul.
Turns out that release bearings don't like it.

If you don't have a 58 Consul it's probably safe to ignore this.
I once had a 1961 Consul 375 ( Lowline model ).
It had full width bench seats front and rear, and a column change and performed absolutely brilliantly when parked up in secluded spots. wink
But it was rather thirsty on the road. frown

paua

5,751 posts

144 months

Friday 19th April
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glenrobbo said:
Error_404_Username_not_found said:
I used fuller's earth on and off for about a year to temporarily rejuvenate the slipping clutch in my 1958 Consul.
Turns out that release bearings don't like it.

If you don't have a 58 Consul it's probably safe to ignore this.
I once had a 1961 Consul 375 ( Lowline model ).
It had full width bench seats front and rear, and a column change and performed absolutely brilliantly when parked up in secluded spots. wink
But it was rather thirsty on the road. frown
Comfy springs & a favourable rebound rate? wink

jules_s

4,287 posts

234 months

Friday 19th April
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glenrobbo said:
jules_s said:
New car tomorrow

I'm sadder about the other one going -not sure why I always feel this way frown
Why not keep the old one then? confused
Just one of those things where we do lots of miles, essential business use, out of warranty and the potential future bills etc

It just makes financial sense really. However for some reason I've become quite attached to this car (despite it being non PH PC -and replacing it almost like-for-like)

Meh. I'll be very happy when I get it. It's just this last 24 hours. I get the same when I massively upgrade cars too

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Friday 19th April
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Error_404_Username_not_found said:
Did you know that velociraptors like leftover curry?
And did you know that there are no velociraptors left in Trivtonshire?
I'm not one to spread idle conspiracy theories, but it makes you think doesn't it.
Now you come to mention it, _404, I don't recall seeing any velociraptors anywhere in the local area for what seems to be yonks. scratchchin

Putting 2 & 2 together, you may be onto something there...

Hmmm...
I'll give it some serious thought when I get a chance. But for now, I moff ter beddy-byes.

Nite nite Trivs! wavey

glenrobbo

35,282 posts

151 months

Friday 19th April
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paua said:
Comfy springs & a favourable rebound rate? wink
yes Oh yes. Absolutely! biggrinthumbup

The upholstery was compliantly sprung and although it was only vinyl, a woollen blanket was sufficient to enhance the ambience of the interior. lovecloud9

psi310398

9,112 posts

204 months

Friday 19th April
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glenrobbo said:
yes Oh yes. Absolutely! biggrinthumbup

The upholstery was compliantly sprung and although it was only vinyl, a woollen blanket was sufficient to enhance the ambience of the interior. lovecloud9
Oh, I don’t know, glenners. A young lady might have improved matters even further…but just my view.

Morning all.