Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

[Bobberoo]

Byker28i said:

Just made it. I think I grabbed Bobbers glider by mistake and the weight was set all wrong. I've been airborne for about 20 hours....



or in reality got a call from work and told to report to a client, which meant a 3 hour dash back today...

I did wonder why I was barely airborne before crash landing in the rose garden!!!

[slopes]

I may , only may, have just stoked the fires over in GG in the Cars you didnt know existed thread by pointing out someones "facts" to be complete hogwash.

Oopsie!

[Super Sonic]

glenrobbo said:

Super Sonic said:

I don't like chips.

Okay, so you're not one to gamble.
What do you expect us to do for you?

I'm betting that you want us to give up our ill-begotten habits?

Well, half a crown says you won't find any co-operation from the Residents here.
Especially from the Brigadier. He enjoys the odd flutter, it's the only thing that keeps him going really. Well, that and the brandy and port.

I was wondering what to have with my battered haddock. When I have pie I have it with mash, but I do make gravy. I don't make gravy with fish.

[Byker28i]

slopes said:

I may , only may, have just stoked the fires over in GG in the Cars you didnt know existed thread by pointing out someones "facts" to be complete hogwash.

Oopsie!

I 'may' have added facts

[Bobberoo]

Rio has failed his MOT.









On a faded rear light and misaligned headlight.







Total cost including the test..............





£50.38.

[psi310398]

In other news, my son and I seem to have caused ourselves some mischief moving my wife’s grandfather’s old steamer trunk. Nobody told us it was tropics-spec zinc lined! And I guess we are not as fit as thirties’ stevedores.

Time for a very hot shower and the application of some horse embrocation…

[slopes]

Byker28i said:

slopes said:

I may , only may, have just stoked the fires over in GG in the Cars you didnt know existed thread by pointing out someones "facts" to be complete hogwash.

Oopsie!

I 'may' have added facts

[Bobberoo]

psi310398 said:

In other news, my son and I seem to have caused ourselves some mischief moving my wife’s grandfather’s old steamer trunk. Nobody told us it was tropics-spec zinc lined! And I guess we are not as fit as thirties’ stevedores.

Time for a very hot shower and the application of some horse embrocation…

If it makes you feel better I ache in very random places after servicing both the cars yesterday!!!

[Bobberoo]

I've just had a shave, well, I say shave, it's more just using the clipper attachment on my razor at its lowest setting to leave very short stubble, but I've noticed it's taking longer to do it and when I actually use the razor part it's not very good any more, might be time for a new one, but deciding what one could be quite the task!!!

[DickyC]

The IRS have emailed again.

Your Refund Available to Claimmed. Refund Number:28369937

My 'refund available to claimmed' has increased to $26,750.

I'll call our international arm, Anecdotes Sans Frontières, to see if they can throw any light on the matter.

[hammo19]

slopes said:

Byker28i said:

slopes said:

I may , only may, have just stoked the fires over in GG in the Cars you didnt know existed thread by pointing out someones "facts" to be complete hogwash.

Oopsie!

I 'may' have added facts

I may have, possibly, most likely aided the discussion after looking at Wiki…..

[Bobberoo]

You're a bunch of sods aren't you?!?

[slopes]

Bobberoo said:

You're a bunch of sods aren't you?!?

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

The IRS have emailed again.

Your Refund Available to Claimmed. Refund Number:28369937

My 'refund available to claimmed' has increased to $26,750.

I'll call our international arm, Anecdotes Sans Frontières, to see if they can throw any light on the matter.

Oooh Raquel, just imagine the amount of tat that you could buy for $26,750 in Dollarama!

[slopes]

hammo19 said:

slopes said:

Byker28i said:

slopes said:

I may , only may, have just stoked the fires over in GG in the Cars you didnt know existed thread by pointing out someones "facts" to be complete hogwash.

Oopsie!

I 'may' have added facts

I may have, possibly, most likely aided the discussion after looking at Wiki…..

I've just lit the blue touch paper on a large firework and launched it into the discussion by adding to your comment
I have to say though, the comment made by the poster that we both responded too, is somewhat of a pompous berk.*


* this is part of a concerted effort to be nicer, use less offensive language and also to stop swearing as much.

[Bobberoo]

We've just watched The Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

[psi310398]

slopes said:

I've just lit the blue touch paper on a large firework and launched it into the discussion by adding to your comment
I have to say though, the comment made by the poster that we both responded too, is somewhat of a pompous berk.*


* this is part of a concerted effort to be nicer, use less offensive language and also to stop swearing as much.

I’m not sure I believe that last bit, ‘berk’ being, as you well know, rhyming slang for a most offensive swear word!

[Bomma R1]

psi310398 said:

slopes said:

I've just lit the blue touch paper on a large firework and launched it into the discussion by adding to your comment
I have to say though, the comment made by the poster that we both responded too, is somewhat of a pompous berk.*


* this is part of a concerted effort to be nicer, use less offensive language and also to stop swearing as much.

I’m not sure I believe that last bit, ‘berk’ being, as you well know, rhyming slang for a most offensive swear word!

Let them have both barrels (or just the one in my case)

fk the fking lot of 'em. fking fkers they are.

Incidentally, talking about swearing, old Dibble came out with one that tickled me. I think it was on the breakfast thread:

"fking sticles"

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

We've just watched The Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

Tattoo?
Is it supposed to be some meaningful life ethos in the form of a bit of Chinese calligraphy?
"A sporranful o' haggis maks yer lum reek"

[spikeyhead]

Time for bed, and here's to waking up with no more or less tattooing than I fell asleep with.