Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40
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jules_s said:
glenrobbo said:
jules_s said:
Oddly enough I bought a Muddler and a Jigger on the weekend!
Now that's proper Top Trumps Trivia, right there! 
Excellent tackle, jules!
/ I've been watching far too many repeats of Bob & Paul on TV.
Not cricket, I tells ya. I'm sat watching an estate car trying to get into a parking spot that is 4 inches bigger than the car.
I think we're back in Paris. Reversed in, touch drove forward touch, back and forth 20 times to get the car in with a slight touch on cars either side each time.
Now because his wife has said he's 8 inches from the kerb, he's repeated it all to get out and drive off...
I think we're back in Paris. Reversed in, touch drove forward touch, back and forth 20 times to get the car in with a slight touch on cars either side each time.
Now because his wife has said he's 8 inches from the kerb, he's repeated it all to get out and drive off...
Gude Moaneve Trivial Weekenderers! 
Here we are once more with a whole brand new day to doas we please whatever Erin Dawes dictates.
Today I'll be mostly Moe DeLorne & Gert Weeden.
The grass is knee-high and the rampaging Lion's Teeth are in dire need of pulling out.
At least the ground is soft, despite this interminable drought.
And my wisteria has finally taken pity on me and deemed to sprout a few token but rather pathetic bracts of blossom after almost eight (8) years of careful nurturing, pruning and feeding with various concoctions and admixtures of recommended nutrients.
I'm over the Moon, 'Arry!
Know wot I mean, 'Arry?
But first I need my Haribo Starmix and Weetabix to set me up for the mammoth tasks ahead.
If I have sufficient oomph remaining, there are countless sycamore shoots to prune back to a sensible height with my extendable lopper.
In my mind, all of my efforts will be a Masterclass in Haughty Culture.
In reality, it will be some daft and puny old codger fighting a losing battle against the relentless forces of nature..
Why do we put ourselves through this pointless exercise time after time?
Because that's what she thinks she wants...
Here we are once more with a whole brand new day to do
Today I'll be mostly Moe DeLorne & Gert Weeden.
The grass is knee-high and the rampaging Lion's Teeth are in dire need of pulling out.
At least the ground is soft, despite this interminable drought.
And my wisteria has finally taken pity on me and deemed to sprout a few token but rather pathetic bracts of blossom after almost eight (8) years of careful nurturing, pruning and feeding with various concoctions and admixtures of recommended nutrients.
I'm over the Moon, 'Arry!
Know wot I mean, 'Arry?
But first I need my Haribo Starmix and Weetabix to set me up for the mammoth tasks ahead.
If I have sufficient oomph remaining, there are countless sycamore shoots to prune back to a sensible height with my extendable lopper.
In my mind, all of my efforts will be a Masterclass in Haughty Culture.
In reality, it will be some daft and puny old codger fighting a losing battle against the relentless forces of nature..
Why do we put ourselves through this pointless exercise time after time?Because that's what she thinks she wants...
Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 27th April 08:33
DickyC said:
657 said:
Bobbers that MINI must be a large bag of spanner’s to need a radio that big 
He has deliberately filled the car with hiffy equipment, to the point where there is no space for luggage. This is so that, when he and Mrs Bobbers spend time away, their luggage goes separately.
A gentleman's luggage always precedes him.
Gud moaning chaps, chapesses and others.
A sunny weekend has dawned, albeit after some overnight rain, of which more is forecast. Hosepipe ban by June, I expect.
Nothing actually planned for the weekend, but I'm sure that somebody will be along shortly to change that. I'm going out for a walk, so I can be out if anybody comes round requiring assistance with anything. Might wash the Golf later, see if I can fit that in between lunch and the Quins game on tv.
There's no Post Office Horizon Enquiry to while away the afternoons until Tuesday, so I suppose I could consider that as a nopportunity to get some stuff done. If I could be bothered.
Have a good weekend, all!
A sunny weekend has dawned, albeit after some overnight rain, of which more is forecast. Hosepipe ban by June, I expect.
Nothing actually planned for the weekend, but I'm sure that somebody will be along shortly to change that. I'm going out for a walk, so I can be out if anybody comes round requiring assistance with anything. Might wash the Golf later, see if I can fit that in between lunch and the Quins game on tv.
There's no Post Office Horizon Enquiry to while away the afternoons until Tuesday, so I suppose I could consider that as a nopportunity to get some stuff done. If I could be bothered.
Have a good weekend, all!
Good morrow fellow Trivialities everywhere
Aahhhhh Saturday, here you are at last!!!
Thanks for the reminder hammo19, but just where is Bomma?!?!
Well as it's Saturday that means cleaning, changing the bed clothes, shopping and lunch out, this will be followed by most of the rest of the day pissing around with various electronic devices for various reasons, including but not limited to, updating the antivirus software on 5 things, end of month accounts on 1 thing, emails concerning my dad's pension payments on 1 thing, and attempting to update Ivor's satnav again to 2023!!!
Congratulations hammo19 on the golf, it sounds like you're really enjoying it again!!
It could sit and watch people's parking attempts for hrs Byker, some people really shouldn't have a licence.
Aahhhhh Saturday, here you are at last!!!
Thanks for the reminder hammo19, but just where is Bomma?!?!
Well as it's Saturday that means cleaning, changing the bed clothes, shopping and lunch out, this will be followed by most of the rest of the day pissing around with various electronic devices for various reasons, including but not limited to, updating the antivirus software on 5 things, end of month accounts on 1 thing, emails concerning my dad's pension payments on 1 thing, and attempting to update Ivor's satnav again to 2023!!!
Congratulations hammo19 on the golf, it sounds like you're really enjoying it again!!
It could sit and watch people's parking attempts for hrs Byker, some people really shouldn't have a licence.
Bobberoo said:
I thought I'd been quiet restrained in my approach, I actually left some space in the boot this time!!!
I distinctly recall you saying that that space had been left to install the Garrard 401 turntable when the gimbal mechanism for it finally arrives on the slow boat from China. 
psi310398 said:
Bobberoo said:
I thought I'd been quiet restrained in my approach, I actually left some space in the boot this time!!!
I distinctly recall you saying that that space had been left to install the Garrard 401 turntable when the gimbal mechanism for it finally arrives on the slow boat from China. 
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