THE Mornington Crescent Thread

THE Mornington Crescent Thread

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marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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It seems that the ruling has finally been made.

Green Park

Rouleur

7,028 posts

189 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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I think it was Barry Chuckle (obviously not the one from the Chuckle Brothers) who told me as a young man that after a break in play it would always be a smart move to invoke the little known Pott Shrigley Reversion. Which as I'm sure you have already worked out takes us to Canary Wharf, via the rather rickety DLR no less.

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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Since everybody is playing jokers here, can I ask if it legal to play my migration card to get from Canary wharf to St Pancras?

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 23rd September 2015
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Martin4x4 said:
Since everybody is playing jokers here, can I ask if it legal to play my migration card to get from Canary wharf to St Pancras?
If Covent Garden was fully in play, it might be - but since CG is currently "offload only", you'll have to go via Waterloo and throw a treble to activate jokers.

Meanwhile, in another part of the wood, Knightsbridge.

probably chalk

671 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th January 2016
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Thank god that's over. I haven't seen such a devastating and well hidden booby trap since the Great Interruption of 1908, when the late, and little lamented, Catchpole Trubshaw accidentally trod on High Barnet when it wasn't his turn and placed the whole playing arena into suspended animation for something like 150 turns.

We'd better ease ourselves back in gently (Samantha).

Leicester Square

WinstonWolf

Original Poster:

72,857 posts

239 months

Thursday 28th January 2016
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Will there be any celebrations or rule amendments for this thread's tenth birthday next month? yikesparty

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Thursday 28th January 2016
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Oval.

havoc

30,062 posts

235 months

Thursday 28th January 2016
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WinstonWolf said:
Will there be any celebrations or rule amendments for this thread's tenth birthday next month? yikesparty
Well, once you amateurs finish mucking around with the Pleistocene, I suggest we repair to the Natural History Museum for a brief interlude (using the Picadilly Procession as per the 1929 Trubshaw revisions), then use the Circle Line Accelerator* to slingshot via Euston onto the Northern Line, after which we'll only be a short hop from M-C itself.


* Yes, it's a Leap-Year, I checked that already - Fotherington-Smythe doesn't apply.


marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Thursday 28th January 2016
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havoc said:
Well, once you amateurs finish mucking around with the Pleistocene, I suggest we repair to the Natural History Museum for a brief interlude (using the Picadilly Procession as per the 1929 Trubshaw revisions), then use the Circle Line Accelerator* to slingshot via Euston onto the Northern Line, after which we'll only be a short hop from M-C itself.


* Yes, it's a Leap-Year, I checked that already - Fotherington-Smythe doesn't apply.
Widdershins! (you forgot about the full moon exception).

Now - if someone knows who has the whiffling spoon we can progress sensibly to Arnos Grove and get on with a proper game.

probably chalk

671 posts

192 months

Thursday 28th January 2016
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Always a pleasure to see the whiffle handled correctly. There are few players with the necessary number of fingers nowadays. bow

Arnos Grove though... hmm... Stepney Green...

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Thursday 24th March 2016
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St. Wendy's day and still no sign of the whiffling spoon ?

I invoke Knutt's reciprocating obfuscator and call for an immediate substitutiary locomotion to commence at Hounslow East.



Captain Benzo

442 posts

138 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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marshalla said:
St. Wendy's day and still no sign of the whiffling spoon ?

I invoke Knutt's reciprocating obfuscator and call for an immediate substitutiary locomotion to commence at Hounslow East.
i've released the whiffling spoon, recalling Morton's convention and tubman's ruling of 1958, i'll slide north in a long walnut up the Far north line to Georgemas junction via Altnabreac. Backed in a corner with nowhere to go.

it's a foolhardy gambit, but i'm intrigued to see how it plays out.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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Elephant and Castle.

Pixel Pusher

10,192 posts

159 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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marshalla said:
Elephant and Castle.
The only true response to this was coined by this chap who lived next door to Mr. Jolly.

It can of course be misconstrued as a response to you rather than to your post so I shall decline.



Mudchute.

DickyC

49,737 posts

198 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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Phyllis Pearsall Road.

DickyC

49,737 posts

198 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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I'm on fire.

DickyC

49,737 posts

198 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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Spontaneous combustion probably.

hidetheelephants

24,325 posts

193 months

Wednesday 11th May 2016
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I'm fairly sure SHC was outlawed after the hoohaa created by Bertram 'Auguste' Fosbery-Gussett when he set himself and the Reichstag ablaze in 1933; inadvertently helping to create the thousand year reich was judged by the rules committee to be a bad show.

East Ham.

cobra kid

4,944 posts

240 months

Thursday 12th May 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
I'm fairly sure SHC was outlawed after the hoohaa created by Bertram 'Auguste' Fosbery-Gussett when he set himself and the Reichstag ablaze in 1933; inadvertently helping to create the thousand year reich was judged by the rules committee to be a bad show.

East Ham.
Sorry, you cannot resurrect the Bertram folly after 50 years has passed by.

probably chalk

671 posts

192 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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cobra kid said:
hidetheelephants said:
I'm fairly sure SHC was outlawed after the hoohaa created by Bertram 'Auguste' Fosbery-Gussett when he set himself and the Reichstag ablaze in 1933; inadvertently helping to create the thousand year reich was judged by the rules committee to be a bad show.

East Ham.
Sorry, you cannot resurrect the Bertram folly after 50 years has passed by.
The Bertram Problem remains unresolved and you know it. Stovold has yet to rule on the matter. Although, given that he hasn't been heard from at all since the unpleasantness at Roding Valley in February, we might have a long wait yet.

Roding Valley