I believe Stovold's out of office message says something about "not until the fires of hell have frozen over, or the elephants have returned to Oxford Circus".
Since the game appears to have stalled, Im prepared to call time on St Chaucerlings third movement and clearly prepare a Chapperal/Inglings and therefore end up safely at Camden.
Since I am currently sat on a stationary rail vehicle in West London (I know, what are the chances?) I believe the South West Trains Excuse Variation applies and consequently:
A long walk it may be but if you remember in the 1980 Reagan Memorial version of the Post Rationing Rules you are allowed to got to Bank and avoid half the distance.