Things you have done when Drunk ......
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Flasher said:
Mrs Fish said:
Flasher said:
However, this was topped by watching Mungo get drunk in Nottingham about 3 years ago and kopping off with the ugliest old hag I have ever seen in my life. She was at least 50, and resembled Rod Stewart in a dress... As he left the pub we all (there were about 15 of us) formed a guard of honour and clapped him out, much to the amusement of the packed street!!
He is never going to live that down is he
As long as I'm alive, no.
Didn't you nearly die?
Flasher said:
Mrs Fish said:
Flasher said:
However, this was topped by watching Mungo get drunk in Nottingham about 3 years ago and kopping off with the ugliest old hag I have ever seen in my life. She was at least 50, and resembled Rod Stewart in a dress... As he left the pub we all (there were about 15 of us) formed a guard of honour and clapped him out, much to the amusement of the packed street!!
He is never going to live that down is he
As long as I'm alive, no.
Can never understand the problem with pulling a pig. It's a well recognised sport around here, where's the harm?
chelmsford. theres is a one way flyover. well on the way home my mate megga pissed. stripped down and run the wrong way over this one way fly over naked,about 6 or 7 cars come over during his drunken run when they passed he had to hold on to the rails hopeing the wing mirrors wouldnt clip his arse.
He made it over ok, but we took his cloths and legged it home. leaving him to walk home pissed and naked for over a 2 mile walk home
He made it over ok, but we took his cloths and legged it home. leaving him to walk home pissed and naked for over a 2 mile walk home
)When i was 16, me and some mates went camping in the lakes. When we arrived on a monday afternoon (?) we immediately cracked open a bottle of smirnoff. I hadnt eaten much and i was a skinny lightweight so by about 4pm i was bladdered and asleep, i woke about 6am the next morning feeling ablsolutely awful.
we got up and headed into Kendal for some food but by this point i was being sick every two mins but i hadnt eaten for 24hours... we got to kendal and i wanted to throw up again but there was nowhere about so I asked in a bakery! if i could use their toilet as i was feeling ill... they wouldnt let me so i walked outside and promptly threw up all over their shop front! i couldnt help it, there was no way it was staying in!
i went home and slept till the evening before i felt able to move again
we got up and headed into Kendal for some food but by this point i was being sick every two mins but i hadnt eaten for 24hours... we got to kendal and i wanted to throw up again but there was nowhere about so I asked in a bakery! if i could use their toilet as i was feeling ill... they wouldnt let me so i walked outside and promptly threw up all over their shop front! i couldnt help it, there was no way it was staying in!
i went home and slept till the evening before i felt able to move again
I always regret having that one last drink!!! I just get silly when I have had one too many and if challenged to do something, I generally do….Too many to mention over the years but thankfully nothing that would mar my reputation (sorry, but even if I am so out of it there are just some things I do manage to keep a handle on
)My last regret was stupid really…. I fell off the Bridegrooms Chopper on his wedding night trying to pull a wheelie… dressed in 6” stiletto’s, black slinky and slightly worse for wear. Ended up in A&E with a broken knuckle and two cracked ribs….. male nurse at A&E just fell about and commended me on my ability… or lack thereof
Don’t really know why I did it as I couldn’t pull a wheelie first time round…. I really should learn to grow up…
Edited by Fallen Angel on Monday 21st May 11:07
ahhh i have a few....
at a house party i got totally trollied on some Gin (bad idea!!) to the extent one mate was being 'action man' climbing through a serving hatch...
anyway my 'good friends' decided to take me upstairs and duck tape me to an office chair, and pushed me down the stairs.
only to make it to the half landing.
not content with this, they then pushed me down the remaining stairs.
you would not believe the bruises i had in the morning
also managed to throw up in a colander
at a house party i got totally trollied on some Gin (bad idea!!) to the extent one mate was being 'action man' climbing through a serving hatch...
anyway my 'good friends' decided to take me upstairs and duck tape me to an office chair, and pushed me down the stairs.
only to make it to the half landing.
not content with this, they then pushed me down the remaining stairs.
you would not believe the bruises i had in the morning
also managed to throw up in a colander
Edited by _Batty_ on Monday 21st May 11:09
Everything was above board as Bride was watching at the time and it Raleigh was a chopper... 
My worst was a nice few cocktails at the blue hawali in Kingston, I was 21 and it was a mates birds 21st, anyway I had not eaten since lunch but had a thirst to be reckoned with, started off with a few cheeky tigers and then someone rolled out a shot tray thing 7 doubles all varying in colour taste and aroma birthday birds knock them back and I taunted oops !!
So 7 double shots later I had beaten her time by half (THE BIG MAN THAT I WAS WOOHOO) anyway they did not believe me as they had been looking at something else at the time, OK I said and ordered another lot and proved my point suck on that, so another few bears and the evening moves on by 20 minutes and birthday birds sister arrives (bit of an alcoholic) so she hears of my impressive time of 14 seconds and promptly orders another line and beats my time I congratulate her but then say I will beat that as well which I do !!! so she challenges me to a race to the middle and of course I oblige and beat her fair and square to the middle and feel a little tipsy, so in the space of 40 minutes I have had 3 pints and 25 doubles yum yum and of course a few pints in the pub before hand.
Now the nasty bit 30 mins later my heads starts to drop a little until it is resting on the table everybody is enjoying there meal apart from me as I was not eating, but I pinched a few wraps from the girl next to me who I had been chatting up for a short time, that is until I start too violently vomit over her and the table and everybody’s food, my mates try to pick me up but at this point in my life I was a feather like 17.5 stone so not to easy. Under the managements request I am dragged through the kitchen where I am greeted by my mum ?????? in her car and I am thrown in the passenger seat dribbling.
The rest I can not remember too well for obvious reasons but apparently I had my stomach pumped twice flat line for 30 seconds and then left the hospital in my shirt and pants and now shoes at 11.00 pm still in time to hit the clubs.
Oh the joys of drinking !!!
So 7 double shots later I had beaten her time by half (THE BIG MAN THAT I WAS WOOHOO) anyway they did not believe me as they had been looking at something else at the time, OK I said and ordered another lot and proved my point suck on that, so another few bears and the evening moves on by 20 minutes and birthday birds sister arrives (bit of an alcoholic) so she hears of my impressive time of 14 seconds and promptly orders another line and beats my time I congratulate her but then say I will beat that as well which I do !!! so she challenges me to a race to the middle and of course I oblige and beat her fair and square to the middle and feel a little tipsy, so in the space of 40 minutes I have had 3 pints and 25 doubles yum yum and of course a few pints in the pub before hand.
Now the nasty bit 30 mins later my heads starts to drop a little until it is resting on the table everybody is enjoying there meal apart from me as I was not eating, but I pinched a few wraps from the girl next to me who I had been chatting up for a short time, that is until I start too violently vomit over her and the table and everybody’s food, my mates try to pick me up but at this point in my life I was a feather like 17.5 stone so not to easy. Under the managements request I am dragged through the kitchen where I am greeted by my mum ?????? in her car and I am thrown in the passenger seat dribbling.
The rest I can not remember too well for obvious reasons but apparently I had my stomach pumped twice flat line for 30 seconds and then left the hospital in my shirt and pants and now shoes at 11.00 pm still in time to hit the clubs.
Oh the joys of drinking !!!
On the last train home on a Friday night. Have to change at Oxted, and both trains stop at Hurst Green 2 minutes the next station.
Wake up as train starts to pull out of Hurst Green, leap up in a panic and pull communication cord. Train stops at which point I realse that its a diesel and I am on the right one! Just couldn't remember changing trains 5 minutes earlier. Sit back down in a very embarassed state and get severly told off by guard and driver! Fortunately not fined!
Wake up as train starts to pull out of Hurst Green, leap up in a panic and pull communication cord. Train stops at which point I realse that its a diesel and I am on the right one! Just couldn't remember changing trains 5 minutes earlier. Sit back down in a very embarassed state and get severly told off by guard and driver! Fortunately not fined!
Done a few of the pee/poop ones, but the scariest for me was jumping from our balcony to my mates in our holiday hotel, to nick his booze while he was out. We were on the 14th floor ! The same night, my girlfriend lost at truth or dare and had to run buck naked around the whole hotel complex.
The security guards were smiling for a while....
Happy days.
The security guards were smiling for a while....
Happy days.
I remember when my mate James on new years eve 1998 decided that it would be funny to see how close he could get his head to a tube train as it passed, much to our ammusement he got to close and got a big smack and a massive black mark accross all of his face, to top it off on the night bus home he fell asleep on the rear seat adjacent to the pole and slid off round a corner only to be stopped as his head hit the pole before landing on the floor.
To say he had a saw head the next day was an under statement.
To say he had a saw head the next day was an under statement.
many many things but highlights from 2007 so far;
got arrested for swearing - £80 fine. which i forgot to pay - turned into £120.
broke my foot trying to breakdance
cut my shin open trying to breakdance (still got a scar)
rode a trolley down a main road (the wrong way), at 2am when town was still busy
created a diversion using signs i found, which took people round in circles
stole a plant pot from a house, then found a house with better plants a bit down the road, so left the original one at that address. it is still there to this day!
urinated NEXT to the toilet, not in it
had a shower fully clothed (i dont know why i do this but it happens quite often when i'm pissed!)
thrown eggs at random people from a 5th floor balcony
been hit in the balls by a mate cos i was pissed and thought it would be funny. it wasn't
got arrested for swearing - £80 fine. which i forgot to pay - turned into £120.
broke my foot trying to breakdance
cut my shin open trying to breakdance (still got a scar)
rode a trolley down a main road (the wrong way), at 2am when town was still busy
created a diversion using signs i found, which took people round in circles
stole a plant pot from a house, then found a house with better plants a bit down the road, so left the original one at that address. it is still there to this day!
urinated NEXT to the toilet, not in it
had a shower fully clothed (i dont know why i do this but it happens quite often when i'm pissed!)
thrown eggs at random people from a 5th floor balcony
been hit in the balls by a mate cos i was pissed and thought it would be funny. it wasn't
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