Shaving the old boy

[Schnell]

kiwisr said:

RVVUNM said:

(Makes the little fella look longer too...espescially if you cheekily go bald slightly above yer chap whilst keeping hair elsewhere - a cunning plan


I thought I had that little trick to myself.

It's a nice trick, but must admit one that I'd never need to use.

me neither

[308mate]

Practised here too.

I expect some effort made by the lady in that respect, so its only fair I make my corresponding area as pleasant as possible for her in return.

Thought it was pretty normal

although the use of clippers can present its own unique challenges, like when you catch your sack in the blades and it opens up a good inch of you before you can pull it away.....

[thewave]

Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down
5. Easier to get your c**k ring off without pulling on hairs

Any others?

[y2blade]

arfur said:

short, neat and tidy trimmed... thought that was normal these days

ditto

[Schnell]

308mate said:

although the use of clippers can present its own unique challenges, like when you catch your sack in the blades and it opens up a good inch of you before you can pull it away.....

Do NOT go there. I still have nightmares about that.

[thewave]

Schnell said:

308mate said:

although the use of clippers can present its own unique challenges, like when you catch your sack in the blades and it opens up a good inch of you before you can pull it away.....

Do NOT go there. I still have nightmares about that.

I've 'nicked' mine before, I've used a very sharp razor ever since.

[kiwisr]

thewave said:

Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down
5. Easier to get your c**k ring off without pulling on hairs

Any others?

A hair caught in a condom can be quite painful.

[SuperKartRacer]

thewave said:

Shaving the pubic region. I have no shame, it's something I've been doing a while, and it's now being discussed by my work colleagues, and the cleaners (who all know). As one of the guys from footy has let slip (although there are a few who do the same there).

Now out of 12 people currently in my office, 'apparently' I am the only one with a penis that looks like it's fresh from shrinkwrap, and I just can't believe I'm the only one.

Serious enquiry people, who's going to change their profile name and own up to shaving????

This applies to male and female, as my wife does the same (she'd kill me if she found me letting this out)

LOL all good, each Friday eve I'll get in the shower with shaver and do

Head
Chest
Arms
Back
Legs
Meat
Ass

Nothing wrong with keeping clean :-) ladys love it.

[Schnell]

thewave said:

Schnell said:

308mate said:

although the use of clippers can present its own unique challenges, like when you catch your sack in the blades and it opens up a good inch of you before you can pull it away.....

Do NOT go there. I still have nightmares about that.

I've 'nicked' mine before, I've used a very sharp razor ever since.

It is quite possibly the most painful thing ever. What's more, the prospect of 'spilling your beans' makes it even worse!

:shudder:

[pistonbroke PHd]

thewave said:

Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down

OK but what if you're a bloke?

[RVVUNM]

SuperKartRacer said:

thewave said:

Shaving the pubic region. I have no shame, it's something I've been doing a while, and it's now being discussed by my work colleagues, and the cleaners (who all know). As one of the guys from footy has let slip (although there are a few who do the same there).

Now out of 12 people currently in my office, 'apparently' I am the only one with a penis that looks like it's fresh from shrinkwrap, and I just can't believe I'm the only one.

Serious enquiry people, who's going to change their profile name and own up to shaving????

This applies to male and female, as my wife does the same (she'd kill me if she found me letting this out)

LOL all good, each Friday eve I'll get in the shower with shaver and do

Head
Chest
Arms
Back
Legs
Meat
Ass

Nothing wrong with keeping clean :-) ladys love it.

Alapecia would be easier

[Nick P]

to be honest, i couldnt face doing it again ......

I shaved down below when i had my snip a few years ago, but it ended up looking like a scene from "Band of Brothers"

[thewave]

pistonbroke PHd said:

thewave said:

Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in your missus' teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Mine looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down because she's jumped off early

OK but what if you're a bloke?

Edited

[coog]

No shame. Completely shaven, have been for the last few years, wouldn't go back now.

Once a week is usually enough. Its a hit with the girlies! Including my girlfriend who kind of instigated the whole thing.

[thewave]

Nick P said:

to be honest, i couldnt face doing it again ......

I shaved down below when i had my snip a few years ago, but it ended up looking like a scene from "Band of Brothers"

What? You'd been shot in the head?

[_Batty_]

Nick P said:

to be honest, i couldnt face doing it again ......

I shaved down below when i had my snip a few years ago, but it ended up looking like a scene from "Band of Brothers"

go mental with some scissors?

[SuperKartRacer]

• scissors* hmmmm

The first time I tried I used scissors..... and cut a chuck out of the old sack.... very very painful.

[Nick P]

thewave said:

Nick P said:

to be honest, i couldnt face doing it again ......

I shaved down below when i had my snip a few years ago, but it ended up looking like a scene from "Band of Brothers"

What? You'd been shot in the head?

no, foolishly i let the Mrs loose with a Wilkinson Sword Quattro.

She may as well have been in control of a garden rotorvator

[Rod Rammage]

thewave said:

Shaving the pubic region. I have no shame, it's something I've been doing a while, and it's now being discussed by my work colleagues, and the cleaners (who all know). As one of the guys from footy has let slip (although there are a few who do the same there).

Now out of 12 people currently in my office, 'apparently' I am the only one with a penis that looks like it's fresh from shrinkwrap, and I just can't believe I'm the only one.

Serious enquiry people, who's going to change their profile name and own up to shaving????

This applies to male and female, as my wife does the same (she'd kill me if she found me letting this out)

This

is

totally

gay

[syko]

What if you are really hairy all over?

This geezer in the barbershop next to me was a case in point, possibly.

Luciano the normally slick wiseguy haircut master, was stood uselessly with his scissors at half mast, like a bear with an erection, alone and feeling the pain of a wasted tool, in the Klondike.

He was trying to decide where this bloke's hairline ended and the hair on his back began. He looked vainly towards me, as if to ask 'Hey, you're a doctor, help me out here!' in a drawly NewYorker accent. I simply shrugged my shoulders in an appropriate 'Forgeddaboudit' response.

I suspect that Mr hairy will look really odd if he shaved his pubes. Like a stuffed Labrador whose pink member fell out. On the other hand, in his current state, when he is in the buff, I doubt if Mrs Hairy can tell which way he is facing.

Edited by syko on Monday 10th September 15:00