Shaving the old boy

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Dan F

6 posts

210 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Might be of interest to some who have nicked or injured themselves in the pursuit of becoming less hirsute!

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

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Johnny

9,652 posts

285 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Yep, me too. All gone, much prefer it that way. Cleaner, tidier, the chap looks more impressive. Once you get used to doing it with a razor in the shower it's pretty easy. Although, as mentioned, nicking with clippers is bloody painful eek

Prof Beard

6,669 posts

228 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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syko said:
I suspect that Mr hairy will look really odd if he shaved his pubes. Like a stuffed Labrador whose pink member fell out.
rofl - as I said, I don't shave ANYTHING...

D_T_W

2,502 posts

216 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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i will admit to tidying things up down below as well. I'm hairy all over so it can get a bit out of control at times, i don't shave though, just use clippers to keep things neat. The thought of a razor dragging across my sack makes me shudder. i have nicked myself a couple of times with the clippers though, it certainly does smart a bit!
Wax my back every 6-8 weeks, but despite pressure from various women i refuse to shave or wax my chest, getting my back done is sore enough thanks!

Puggit

48,478 posts

249 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Philips wet shaver for use in the shower - makes the whole process far too easy!

love machine

7,609 posts

236 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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I just go for petit women, makes me feel like Ron Jeremy...... smile

Riknos

4,700 posts

205 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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I shave my rod and tackle bag. Nicely trimmed. I'm sure the ladies appreciate it. Same as I wouldn't like to be munching on some beef curtains with a mouth full of carpet, I can't expect the ladies to have to put up with the same.

ciderminx

809 posts

205 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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In my experience, its guys with little weeners that feel the need to shave. A bit of a trim is alright, but not everything...too prickly on the re-growth.
Having said that, i think it depends on body type too. A lean, ripped mucle machine would look pretty odd having a great big bush. Where as most of my boyfs have been, ummm....stocky, they look rediculous when they try and make their manhood look bigger. Probably do it to try and make it look bigger against the size of their gut.

Editted for second thoughts.


Edited by ciderminx on Monday 10th September 15:04

kiwisr

9,335 posts

208 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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syko said:
What if you are really hairy all over.

This geezer in the barbershop next to me was a case in point, possibly. Luciano was trying to decide where his hairline ended and the hair on his back began. He looked vainly towards me, as if to ask 'Hey, you're a doctor, help me out here!' in a drawly NewYorker accent. I simp,y shrugged my shoulders inan appropriate 'Forgeddaboudit' response.

I suspect that Mr hairy will look really odd if he shaved his pubes. Like a stuffed Labrador whose pink member fell out. On the other hand, in his current state, when he is in the buff, I doubt if Mrs Hairy can tell which way he is facing.
I have seen some "amateur" porn involving an extremely hairy man who had shaved that area - looked like he was wearing a pair of white boxer shorts.

Nick P

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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ciderminx said:
In my experience, its guys with little weeners that feel the need to shave.
agreed.

i never feel the need to 'strim the hedge'

SuperKartRacer

8,959 posts

223 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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ciderminx said:
In my experience, its guys with little weeners that feel the need to shave. A bit of a trim is alright, but not everything...too prickly on the re-growth.
Really? horse rider eh :-)

_Batty_

12,268 posts

251 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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kiwisr said:
...I have seen some "amateur" porn...
what is this "porn" you speak of?


syko

5,006 posts

223 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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ciderminx said:
In my experience, its guys with little weeners that feel the need to shave. A bit of a trim is alright, but not everything...too prickly on the re-growth.
Does the same apply to the chuff?

I mean, if it's tighter than a mouse's ear, you shave the little minx (excuse the pun) clean, and if you are possessed of a Vagiant larger than the one seen by Hubble on Sirius 6, then you let the monkey wire grow like a primitive pelt made of soul-glo massacre victims?

Edited by syko on Monday 10th September 15:03

tigger1

8,402 posts

222 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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becca_viola said:
You got bedroom and bathroom the wrong way round. HTH. paperbag
boocks...it's not the first time thats happened...

ciderminx

809 posts

205 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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syko said:
Does the same apply to the chuff?

I mean, if it's tighter than a mouse's ear, you shave the little minx (excuse the pun) clean, and if you are possessed of a Vagiant larger than the one seen by Hubble on Sirius 6, then you let the monkey wire grow like a primitive pelt made of soul-glo massacre victims?
Didn't really understand that....for me, i don't have a great big bush, im not saying anymore and walking away, right now!

kiwisr

9,335 posts

208 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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ciderminx said:
In my experience, its guys with little weeners that feel the need to shave. A bit of a trim is alright, but not everything...too prickly on the re-growth.
Nothing to do with size, it's all about the pleasure. Hair is for hippies

Cooky

4,955 posts

238 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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Schnell said:
308mate said:
although the use of clippers can present its own unique challenges, like when you catch your sack in the blades and it opens up a good inch of you before you can pull it away..... weeping
Do NOT go there. I still have nightmares about that.
That's not pain...have some over-enthusiastic strumpet thrust at the wrong moment and feel ones banjo snap...now that f'in hurts.

Immac works fine and doesn't sting as long as you i, don't leave it on too long. ii, don't apply the after cream supplied use Nivea.

Trim and tidy is just good manners wink

BigBazza

2,135 posts

248 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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SuperKartRacer said:
thewave said:
Shaving the pubic region. I have no shame, it's something I've been doing a while, and it's now being discussed by my work colleagues, and the cleaners (who all know). As one of the guys from footy has let slip (although there are a few who do the same there).

Now out of 12 people currently in my office, 'apparently' I am the only one with a penis that looks like it's fresh from shrinkwrap, and I just can't believe I'm the only one.

Serious enquiry people, who's going to change their profile name and own up to shaving????

This applies to male and female, as my wife does the same (she'd kill me if she found me letting this out)
LOL all good, each Friday eve I'll get in the shower with shaver and do

Head
Chest
Arms
Back
Legs
Meat
Ass

Nothing wrong with keeping clean :-) ladys love it.
Not being of circus stock, nor bred of a contortionist, how the HELL do I shave my own back?

Edited by BigBazza on Monday 10th September 15:09

Rod Rammage

2,557 posts

201 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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This is getting out of control.

Here is the definitive answer.

It is imperative that ladies do not allow their gardens to become overgrown. This is a medical FACT.

The position is quite different for chaps, however. 89.7% of all male sex criminals have their "parts" shaved.

If I was knowlingly in the presence of a chap who shaved his wotnot, I would tense, ready to lash out violently to defend myself against a lascivious bumming.

Really, there is nothing more to be said.

Now can we put this nasty little episode behind us and go back to discussing Nigella please?

The Dude

6,546 posts

248 months

Monday 10th September 2007
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thewave said:
Pros of shaving

1. No pubes in teeth
2. Towel drying is quicker
3. Looks bigger
4. No entangled wigglers to remove after a weak ejaculation whilst laying down
5. Easier to get your c**k ring off without pulling on hairs

Any others?
1. Be careful you don't put your back out.
2. If it's that much quicker, do you normally look like Chewbacca with his tongue out?
3. But you can never get it out of your head that it's not actually...
4. Tissues?
5. I'm not going there...

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