*RAGE*

[Harry Flashman]

I WISH I'D STOMPED ON HIS FAT UGLY FACE AS WELL.

May as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb, it seems.

[outlaw...]

what the you go and confess to the rozzers for ?

[lazyitus]

Harry Flashman said:

5) Russell Brand. You have nothing to do with any of this this, but I just have the overwhelming urge to rip your spine out, you prick.

splendid

[TonyHetherington]

First class.

[Bounty Hunter]

Are we having those City beers and a curry again soon?

BH

[johnnywb]

10/10

Fantastic rant that just about sums up how i imagine a sizeable percentage of us feel.

[Buzz word]

What a rant! top class.

Seeing as you have already punched him in the face. The best throwaway line would be to sleep with all their girlfriends

[AndyBe]

Oh yes, a 10/10 rant.
Chinning the neanderthal idiot was a good move. Shame you didn't get the others.
I too would not have bothered going to the police.

(But then I probably wouldn't have chinned the fool either )

[The Griffalo]

Top rantage with minimal swearing..... Very nice

[Harry Flashman]

outlaw... said:

what the you go and confess to the rozzers for ?

'cos I'm an idiot, and given the proximity of CCTV to the incident didn't want a knock on the door.

God, I'm stupid - should have known; when I was mugged and fought back, right under the railway station cameras, the cops told me that there was nothing they could do as the cameras didn't work. Should have learned my lesson.

[Schmeeky]

Best rant ever??? Deffo a 10/10, if not more...

Sustained invective, not just a row of ...

..and a for punching the little $hites lights out

[jagdpanther]

I suggest you sit in the house tonight, with a feast of snacks (something crunchable) a couple of alcoholic bevarages by your side and watch the movie "Outlaw"

sums up this situation nicely and really boils the piss

[Harry Flashman]

Buzz word said:

What a rant! top class.

Seeing as you have already punched him in the face. The best throwaway line would be to sleep with all their girlfriends

I wouldn't touch those slags with yours, chap.

[dr.sickman]

Hmmm. Not 100% convinced. There is plenty of content, and a nice helicoptered aproach to the situation, watching the earth dwindle away as your sights expand to a litany of hatred for every soul.

Somehow, though, I fear a lack of real blood curling intent. I mean real vitriol.

7.

eta. ok 8. and a half.

Edited by dr.sickman on Thursday 20th September 12:07

[john_p]

To be honest I don't see any rant thread coming close to this in the future.

I suggest we retire The Pie & Piston as a result.

[convert]

There is only one thing to add.














Fing cyclists


10/10 Top rant Sir.

[grumbledoak]

Nice one, Harry.

And you kept your sense of perspective enough to include a well deserved pop at Brand. Class.

[TonyHetherington]

john_p said:

I suggest we retire The Pie & Piston as a result.

The chap's not 100% at the moment as it is, and you go and do that to him!? You cruel, cruel man.

[grand cherokee]

well done for ttting the little sod!!


as for the police - complete waste of time who look more to the Human Rights of people like him (whilst still accepting brown envelopes on a monthly basis!!)

[blindswelledrat]

jagdpanther said:

littlegreenfairy said:

10/10. Well done that chap.

On a different note

LGF - Ive just read your profile

Pathetic