*RAGE*

[big dub]

Can't believe I missed this one!

Harry, what can I say?

• Hitting the wer - 10/10

• Staying calm with the pk of a copper - 10/10

• Quality of rant - 100/10 Rant of the year

• A rant which has nothing to do with relationships/sex - Still picking myself up off the floor with that one.

[Dara O'Briain voice] Good man yourself [/Dara O'Briain voice]

[Don]

I only got this due to a thread link.

Bravo! Just, Bravo!

[Pvapour]

Good for you & thank you

1) for lamping him
2) for an epic post fit for the all time great rant archives, you describe exactly how I (& many others) feel about the UK very succinctly,no longer reside in the UK for many of the points you have made.

Thank you for making my day & sorry the rest of you have to endure these twunts.

ps - just realised the date guess its already in the archives

Edited by Pvapour on Monday 17th November 08:36

[The Curn]

Brilliant.

I like Harry Flashman.



Haven't read all 13 pages but hope / trust nothing bad came of this.

[gary11]

Harry for PM!
Top rant had similar happen to me same thing bashed one dropped him, kicked one in the cahooneys (where they should be anyway) others ran away!
They are vermin pack feral scum!

[ApexJimi]

I remember reading this rant last year, and a year on, it's veracity and relevance has not diminished.

Harry, salut.

[captain ash]

Lurker alert!

Just read this in between calls at work, the last 2 hours has literally FLEW by, really good read!

Kudos to the OP for all his actions, we need more people like you in todays society! You sir, have earned my admiration.

[trumpet600]

So........I wonder if 14 months later, the prick who got lamped by Harry has changed his life in any way?

Maybe he sat and thought about what had happened, accepted he acted in a foolish and immature manner, realising he wasn't up to being a gangsta and got himself on a course at the local college studying IT.

Or maybe he just went to the doctors with his injuries and a new DSS form and has been getting a 'bonus' as a result of Harry's actions.

[Mc Lovin]

Best ever!

[Eddh]

Only just seen this! Great rant

[Xaero]

Only just read this too, one of the best rants I've ever read

[The Moose]

Buzz word said:

What a rant! top class.

Seeing as you have already punched him in the face. The best throwaway line would be to sleep with all their girlfriends

yeah - you should have gone and shagged his bh!

Right Lingo???

[shadowninja]

The morale of the story: if you manage to knock down a scrote and don't get arrested, keep your head down for a bit.

[odyssey2200]

WOW!

I can't believe I missed this thread til now>

11/10 Rant Harry and top job for sparking the knob out!

Harry for PM!

[CrashTD]

bump for the best rant of all time.

[theironduke]

Best PH rant ever!!!! Did anything come of it? was the OP punished for his "crimes"?

[okgo]

I had read it before but it was so much better this time (mainly because I now know what many of the words mean)

[Killer2005]

Best rant the history of rants

[mybrainhurts]

Harry Flashman said:

5) Russell Brand. You have nothing to do with any of this this, but I just have the overwhelming urge to rip your spine out, you prick.

.....Excellent proposal, foiled only by the tozer's lack of spine...

[sparkyclarky]

Phew! cracking original post!!

100% accurate reflection on todays society.....

....last one to leave the UK - turn the light out......