*RAGE*

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Apache

39,731 posts

285 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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JagLover said:
I've had kids step out in front of me when i've been on a bike twice. Both times I rode straight at them without stopping one got out of the way, the other didn't.

I wouldn't have bothered ringing the police in the situation you described.
Me neither, unfortunately when dealing with pond life you have to resort to their methods, the police are not there to help you, it's a case of just deliver the numbers

edited to add 11/10, quality rantage

Edited by Apache on Thursday 20th September 12:15

MadDad

3,835 posts

262 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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TOP rant!!! clap

So good I cut and paste it into a mail and its now doing the rounds!!!

shadowninja

76,402 posts

283 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Well done for the headbutt and the punch.

The more I hear stories like these, the more I realise that it isn't worth bothering with telling the police, whether it is their own fault or the bureaucracy they have to stick to. Well, I would call them to let them know for statistics purposes but when they ask my name I'll tell them, "No, because you'll accuse me of being a criminal."

outlaw...

380 posts

201 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Harry Flashman said:
outlaw... said:
what the you go and confess to the rozzers for ?
'cos I'm an idiot, and given the proximity of CCTV to the incident didn't want a knock on the door.

God, I'm stupid - should have known; when I was mugged and fought back, right under the railway station cameras, the cops told me that there was nothing they could do as the cameras didn't work. Should have learned my lesson.
they would have never wased there time trying too find you. as push bike dont have index numbers
that said i dout the one you chined will be making a complaint.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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thumbup
Great response Harry. I am pleased with you.

Harry Flashman

Original Poster:

19,384 posts

243 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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dr.sickman said:
Hmmm. Not 100% convinced. There is plenty of content, and a nice helicoptered aproach to the situation, watching the earth dwindle away as your sights expand to a litany of hatred for every soul.

Somehow, though, I fear a lack of real blood curling intent. I mean real vitriol.

7.

eta. ok 8. and a half. smile

Edited by dr.sickman on Thursday 20th September 12:07
I lost all control and smacked some chap in the street, in front of witnesses – how much more intent do you want??

But fair point. The day has not arrived where I have access to a Kalashnikov and immunity from jailtime. But come that day…

SpydieNut

5,802 posts

224 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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clap top rant and bow for knocking that waste of oxygen on his ass.

shame you dobbed yourself to the police though.

a suggestion - if i may - next time a parting kick to his goolies and then have a pint at home to celebrate.

ewenm

28,506 posts

246 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Quality rant HF. I particularly enjoyed the scarcity of swearing, so showing a deeper level of considered hatred overcoming any desire to resort to gratuitous obscenity.

Thudd

3,100 posts

208 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Consider getting one of those bike locks with a chain.

Useless for security, but make a great improv knuckle duster.

ewenm

28,506 posts

246 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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SpydieNut said:
clap top rant and bow for knocking that waste of oxygen on his ass.

shame you dobbed yourself to the police though.

a suggestion - if i may - next time a parting kick to his goolies and then have a pint at home to celebrate.
Unfortunately that's where it stops being self-defence as the scrote is already down and out. Just the right level of response from HF.

Harry Flashman

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19,384 posts

243 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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outlaw... said:
Harry Flashman said:
outlaw... said:
what the you go and confess to the rozzers for ?
'cos I'm an idiot, and given the proximity of CCTV to the incident didn't want a knock on the door.

God, I'm stupid - should have known; when I was mugged and fought back, right under the railway station cameras, the cops told me that there was nothing they could do as the cameras didn't work. Should have learned my lesson.
they would have never wased there time trying too find you. as push bike dont have index numbers
that said i dout the one you chined will be making a complaint.
Actually there were two - I'd already headbutted one of them while wearing a bike helmet - while not entirely deliberate, it was still a result.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Harry Flashman said:
5) Russell Brand. You have nothing to do with any of this this, but I just have the overwhelming urge to rip your spine out, you prick.
rofl

top rant and great work for dropping the tt!

GregE240

10,857 posts

268 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Harry Flashman said:
5) Russell Brand. You have nothing to do with any of this this, but I just have the overwhelming urge to rip your spine out, you prick.
Strange, I find the urge to rip his head off and shit down his neck?

As Althea and Donna would have said Harry, Uptown Top Ranting clap

SpydieNut

5,802 posts

224 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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ewenm said:
SpydieNut said:
clap top rant and bow for knocking that waste of oxygen on his ass.

shame you dobbed yourself to the police though.

a suggestion - if i may - next time a parting kick to his goolies and then have a pint at home to celebrate.
Unfortunately that's where it stops being self-defence as the scrote is already down and out. Just the right level of response from HF.
:whoosh:

actually - if HF had not been a boxer and the pratt and his mates had all climbed into him (despite the fact that they were in the wrong and caused the situation in the first place), do you think they'd have stopped at 1 punch - and furthermore, what would have happened to them *if* the cops had found them afterwards and *if* if ever got to court and *if* they were found guilty????? a slap on the wrist, a little community service or possibly a fine.

FFS - play chicken in traffic and get mouthy afterwards and you deserve all you get.

maybe they will try it with a bus one day - i can only hope.

michaeljclark

613 posts

232 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Top rant sir

11/10 for style and effort!

princeperch

7,931 posts

248 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Given your reaction was anticipatory self defence, I would be very surprised indeed if the Police were to take this any further.

jagdpanther

19,633 posts

220 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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blindswelledrat said:
jagdpanther said:
littlegreenfairy said:
10/10. Well done that chap.
On a different note

wavey LGF - Ive just read your profile rofl
rolleyes Pathetic
Whats pathetic about that...the profile made me chuckle yes

Harry Flashman

Original Poster:

19,384 posts

243 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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Bah. I want to kick something's arse.

I hate my country, and its feckless denizens.

fatboy b

9,500 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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princeperch said:
Given your reaction was anticipatory self defence, I would be very surprised indeed if the Police were to take this any further.
That's assuming that they don't make up a load of stuff that HF did over what he told us all above. Sort of thing that pond life would do.

Anyway - top rant, and a good result IMO clap

Nicol@

3,850 posts

237 months

Thursday 20th September 2007
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10/10

That was an great rant, although I doubt that makes you feel any better.
You must have the best score average this year.