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Harry Flashman said:
I lost all control and smacked some chap in the street, in front of witnesses – how much more intent do you want??
But fair point. The day has not arrived where I have access to a Kalashnikov and immunity from jailtime. But come that day…
Indeed. There it is. On the flip side, you ought not to despair. You are at Defcon 1 for citizen's rant.I have been preparing a report for a guy who has snapped the spine of a nurse with his arm, so I invite your criminal spree so as to get a true, mournful, cacklingly dark murderous rant from you after the event one day. But fair point. The day has not arrived where I have access to a Kalashnikov and immunity from jailtime. But come that day…
Edited by dr.sickman on Thursday 20th September 12:41
Hi Harry,
I'm sorry this had to happen to you mate, good job on chinning the little piece of filth.
It dismays me so much that the police did what they did, there was a time when you would have had no come back for giving a bloke what he deserved, and this little t
t deserved what he got.
I read things like this each day on PH and it really gets me down to see how the UK is going (gone?) to the dogs.
Top quality rant too mate!
I'm sorry this had to happen to you mate, good job on chinning the little piece of filth.
It dismays me so much that the police did what they did, there was a time when you would have had no come back for giving a bloke what he deserved, and this little t
t deserved what he got.I read things like this each day on PH and it really gets me down to see how the UK is going (gone?) to the dogs.
Top quality rant too mate!
Appreciated, fellows. As soon as I’ve gone postal with an automatic weapon around the housing estates of South London, I’ll be on my laptop, venting spleen on PH as the police break down my door to take me away. You’ll hear it first.
They all deserve to die. No, really.
Bob - any space for a fugitive/hired gun out in Kazakhstan, friend?
Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 20th September 12:40
10/10. Well done -a true beacon of rantness that some here 
could do well to learn from..
But seriously, events like this can be very shocking and leave quite a sense of disruption for quite some time. Just try and remember that it was not personal - you just happened to be int he wrong place at the wrong time.
could do well to learn from..But seriously, events like this can be very shocking and leave quite a sense of disruption for quite some time. Just try and remember that it was not personal - you just happened to be int he wrong place at the wrong time.
Harry Flashman said:
Bob - any space for a fugitive/hired gun out in Kazakhstan, friend?
Oh hell yes! get yourself over, even if it's just to sample a country that's a wee bit 'different'!
I could certainly do with somebody that's a bit handy with their fists out here. It's a bit wild and I'm a crap punch.
It's quite stressful, as a law abiding citizen, if you do something that could land you in a lot of shit. About 11 years ago I was confronted by a guy who first asked me for change then demanded money and then tried to mug me, I pushed him, he threw a punch and I returned the complement. He obviously wasn't expecting a response and walked straight onto it. I had put all 13.5 stones at the back of it and the guy hit the pavement at an impressive rate of knots. He was out cold for about 1-2 mins. These were the longest 1-2 mins of my life. I thought I'd killed him! I was knelt there over a prone figure at 3am in a residential street willing this guy to come round and get up. Eventually he regained his senses and started trying to get to his feet. At this point I decided it was best to leg it. For the next 2 weeks i was expecting a knock on the door......
MilnerR said:
It's quite stressful, as a law abiding citizen, if you do something that could land you in a lot of shit. About 11 years ago I was confronted by a guy who first asked me for change then demanded money and then tried to mug me, I pushed him, he threw a punch and I returned the complement. He obviously wasn't expecting a response and walked straight onto it. I had put all 13.5 stones at the back of it and the guy hit the pavement at an impressive rate of knots. He was out cold for about 1-2 mins. These were the longest 1-2 mins of my life. I thought I'd killed him! I was knelt there over a prone figure at 3am in a residential street willing this guy to come round and get up. Eventually he regained his senses and started trying to get to his feet. At this point I decided it was best to leg it. For the next 2 weeks i was expecting a knock on the door......
You should have nicked his wallet. Karma, and all that.
Superb rant but not perfect...
It got a bit long, I kinda stopped caring, but I did like the way your rage spiralled out, althuogh it does seem as if you hate Russell a little too much. Do his skinny legs do something for you?
Well done for chinning the knobber! I'd love to hear the story he told his mum afterwards hahahaha.
"I was crossing the road mum, and he came at me like a demon. I tried diving out of his way but he rode down the path to get me. His rage got worse when my blood spilled onto his motorcycle (which had spikes on it!)
I offered to wipe it off, and to pay to have it professionally cleaned, even resprayed, but he set about me, repeatedly pumelling me as I begged for mercy. My chums asked him to stop too, but he pulled a gun ..."
It is a 10/10 rant no doubt, but you did lose bonus points for passing an opportunity to actually KICK THEM IN THE FACE!
It got a bit long, I kinda stopped caring, but I did like the way your rage spiralled out, althuogh it does seem as if you hate Russell a little too much. Do his skinny legs do something for you?
Well done for chinning the knobber! I'd love to hear the story he told his mum afterwards hahahaha.
"I was crossing the road mum, and he came at me like a demon. I tried diving out of his way but he rode down the path to get me. His rage got worse when my blood spilled onto his motorcycle (which had spikes on it!)
I offered to wipe it off, and to pay to have it professionally cleaned, even resprayed, but he set about me, repeatedly pumelling me as I begged for mercy. My chums asked him to stop too, but he pulled a gun ..."
It is a 10/10 rant no doubt, but you did lose bonus points for passing an opportunity to actually KICK THEM IN THE FACE!
blindswelledrat said:
Great response Harry. I am pleased with you.
Harry Flashman said:
I’m a boxer.....
I resisted the temptation to give him a parting kick, and seethed all the way home.
Don't you think he's a coward?I resisted the temptation to give him a parting kick, and seethed all the way home.
Good on you Harry. Great rant and great lesson for the idiots.....
jagdpanther said:
blindswelledrat said:
jagdpanther said:
littlegreenfairy said:
10/10. Well done that chap.
On a different note
LGF - Ive just read your profile 
Pathetic
How many times have you randomly quoted a male on this forum and roffled at his profile?
Approximately no times I suspect.
Trying to ingratiate yourself with internet females is what I find pathetic.
Im sorry. I just do. I can't help it.
Harry, do you have any ambition towards starting and leading a political party? If so, I guarantee that the so far silent, law abiding citizens who are still just about the majority in this country would flock to the booths, and raise you above their heads as the saviour of common sense and controller of the iron fist required to squish these scrotes.
PS - Can we have Clarkson as transport minister? Cheers.
PS - Can we have Clarkson as transport minister? Cheers.
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