Graffiti was better in my day

[AMCDan]

Bearsden, Glasgow

Local restaurant "The Canal" has a letter missing... big letters too.. THE ANAL is all it says.

Paisley, Renfrewshire

Thornly Park Campus (of Paisley University) has some letters tip-ex'd out to reveal a Horny Park Campus

[crofty1984]

There was a big banner outside a lical takeaway in hyde park Leeds (the posh one near the interntional supermarket if you know it) Said 2 pcs chicken and chips 99p

Someone had been along with a marker to make it read (probably more accurately)

2 pcs "chicken" and chips 99p

Made me chuckle.

[Pigeon]

crofty1984 said:

There was a big banner outside a lical takeaway in hyde park Leeds (the posh one near the interntional supermarket if you know it) Said 2 pcs chicken and chips 99p

Someone had been along with a marker to make it read (probably more accurately)

2 pcs "chicken" and chips 99p

Made me chuckle.

And two free PCs with your meal, what are they, 8086 boxes running DOS?

[tank slapper]

I always remember going to London on the train on the Liverpool Street line when I was young, there was some graffiti on the wall at the trackside that said "Don't buy The Sun". It always confused me at the time, but remembering it now makes me chuckle.

[central]

nervous said:

parakitaMol. said:

This really made me laugh - had to stop & take a photo this morning...




For the love of God!

Albany Park is a business park in Frimley!!!

How can it love cock?

I do like the way they put a little apostrophe where it wasn't needed though.

god i love every aspect of that sign and this post

Have another Absolute top class.

[Fittster]

silversun said:

My local council has a wall of shame on their website where you can grass up graffiti perpetrators based on their tag.

I know a guy who cleans it up for Birmingham council. They take a photo of each tag before removing it, the image is loaded into a database and then some clever software identifies all the tags that are the same. If they ever catch the culprit he can then be charge for each instance of criminal damage.

[Knick Pee]

parakitaMol. said:

This really made me laugh - had to stop & take a photo this morning...




For the love of God!

Albany Park is a business park in Frimley!!!

How can it love cock?

I do like the way they put a little apostrophe where it wasn't needed though.

so poor, yet so funny.

[son of a vette]

Somewhere right up in the north of Scotland in the middle of nowhere on roads near Cape Wrath there was a road sign I spotted which simply had "jobbies" spray painted on it, no idea why or who, but it did make me laugh.

[Sciroccology]

ganglandboss said:

This is the sign on Canal Street in Manchester's beefer village. The gayers have covered the 'C' and 'S' to make 'ANAL TREET'!

The sign for the Canal Museum in Stoke Bruerne has been similarly doctored

[r5gttgaz]

Public Hair Salon in Scun-thorpe has had the l missing from public for years.

[central]

Anyone remember -

M. KAHN IS BENT ?

[Muntu]

Penistone sports (social?) club between Manchester and Barnsley had the "T" missing for a number of years. Haven't been past ther for ages, may be fixed by now

[BigBen]

parakitaMol. said:

I do like the way they put a little apostrophe where it wasn't needed though.

Isn't the apostrophe to indicate that the drawing of a heart is an abbreviated form of writing the word heart in full ?

Ben

[parakitaMol.]

BigBen said:

parakitaMol. said:

I do like the way they put a little apostrophe where it wasn't needed though.

Isn't the apostrophe to indicate that the drawing of a heart is an abbreviated form of writing the word heart in full ?

Ben

No.

They wrote the heart in full, it did not have a part of the heart missing (see photo) it wasn't abbreviated. It either means singular "heart = love" or plural "hearts = loves". To write "heart's cock" means the heart owns cock, in which case, Albany Park may indeed take ownership (possesive) of one or several cock (s).... but that makes little, or no, sense, to the same degreee a Business Park in Surrey loves cock - little or no sense.

My view is that, the poor little inbreds place wanton apostrophes (no apostrophe because it's plural) all over the ing shop - just in case. Which simply isn't (with apostrophe because it's abbreviated) good enough - probably a GollyWog wrote it or something.... I dunno, you think too much and it's late. :|

HTH



HTH

[Famous Graham]

central said:

Anyone remember -

M. KAHN IS BENT ?

"See that M Kahn?"
"I am aware of him..."
"He's your best friend in the whole world, he is."

[5.0LTR]

During a world cup in the 70`s, 'Jesus saves....But Kempes scores the rebound'

[GarC]

In Dublin at the entrance to the Grand Canal Docks there is a large sign that says....well
"Grand Canal Docks".
One night on the way home from the pub my flatmate and I moved the "C" and put it where the "D" should be.


Not vandalism as the letters were the type you could clip on/off like outside older cinemas.
He has the photos but haven't seen him in years.

[Ecks Ridgehead]

parakitaMol. said:

BigBen said:

parakitaMol. said:

I do like the way they put a little apostrophe where it wasn't needed though.

Isn't the apostrophe to indicate that the drawing of a heart is an abbreviated form of writing the word heart in full ?

Ben

No.

They wrote the heart in full, it did not have a part of the heart missing (see photo) it wasn't abbreviated. It either means singular "heart = love" or plural "hearts = loves". To write "heart's cock" means the heart owns cock, in which case, Albany Park may indeed take ownership (possesive) of one or several cock (s).... but that makes little, or no, sense, to the same degreee a Business Park in Surrey loves cock - little or no sense.

My view is that, the poor little inbreds place wanton apostrophes (no apostrophe because it's plural) all over the ing shop - just in case. Which simply isn't (with apostrophe because it's abbreviated) good enough - probably a GollyWog wrote it or something.... I dunno, you think too much and it's late. :|

HTH



HTH

Some people spatter punctuation over their writing as though they're spurting their hot, sticky gitpaste all over a polaroid of their mate's wife. It's just careless, and the whole thing strikes me as rather unseemly.

[parakitaMol.]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

writing as though they're spurting their hot, sticky gitpaste all over a polaroid of their mate's wife. It's just careless, and the whole thing strikes me as rather unseemly.

Your a wro'ngun Eck's

Look whatc'ha 'done to me written work's with that analogy

[Plotloss]

Plasterers radio.



Ha, bonk.