I just sneezed and...
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...headbutted the steering wheel. Ouch!
I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.
Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.
So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?
I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.
Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.
So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?
TonyHetherington said:
...headbutted the steering wheel. Ouch!
I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.
Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.
So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?
I know someone who ripped his dick clean off while he was wanking.I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.
Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.
So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?
Does that count?
Washing my hair in a sink once (long story involving a knackered shower, no bath and having to wash bits of me at a time), I lent a little too far forward and bumped my nose on the porcelain. The natural reaction from which was to jerk uo a bit, thereby impaling the back of my head on the tap, before yelping, pulling backwards, hitting the toilet and falling onto my arse with shampoo running into my eyes.
Not my finest moment
Not my finest moment
TonyHetherington said:
...headbutted the steering wheel. Ouch!
I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.
Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.
So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?
I actually laughed at myself, alone, in my car, as it was such a comic set up.
Bending down to adjust shoe lace at lights. AtishSMACKooooo. Ow.
So come on then, what stupid little injuries or things have you lot done on your own and hoped no one saw?
Following on from Tonker's USA bike incident - I had a racing bike with drop bars and the bung that holds the tape in was about to fall out so I whacked it with the palm of my hand. The only trouble was I was riding it at the time so the front wheel does an instant right turn - Mr Face meet Mr Road. Doh.
Famous Graham said:
Washing my hair in a sink once (long story involving a knackered shower, no bath and having to wash bits of me at a time), I lent a little too far forward and bumped my nose on the porcelain. The natural reaction from which was to jerk uo a bit, thereby impaling the back of my head on the tap, before yelping, pulling backwards, hitting the toilet and falling onto my arse with shampoo running into my eyes.
Not my finest moment
Not my finest moment
I feel your pain brother!
I once sneezed so hard a little bit of poo came out
I was so proud...
KingRichard said:
Famous Graham said:
Washing my hair in a sink once (long story involving a knackered shower, no bath and having to wash bits of me at a time), I lent a little too far forward and bumped my nose on the porcelain. The natural reaction from which was to jerk uo a bit, thereby impaling the back of my head on the tap, before yelping, pulling backwards, hitting the toilet and falling onto my arse with shampoo running into my eyes.
Not my finest moment
Not my finest moment
I feel your pain brother!
I once sneezed so hard a little bit of poo came out
I was so proud...
KingRichard said:
I once sneezed so hard a little bit of poo came out
Git. I've just laughed out loud while in a meeting. I now have several directors giving me funny looks 
ETA, I once snapped my banjo string while frolicking with my first wife in the car.
Edited by crikey on Thursday 10th January 10:28
Harry Flashman said:
Smacked myself in the face while dancing in Ibiza last summer.
It hurt. Especially the looking like a tool in front of loads of people part of it.
Bloody hell, I did that as well!It hurt. Especially the looking like a tool in front of loads of people part of it.
I did the 'carry on dancing, that warm trickle probably isn't blood' thing... Watery eyes, and a look of complete suprise splashed right across my stupid chevy chase
It was blood...
Vesuvius 996 said:
I know someone who ripped his dick clean off while he was wanking.......
And he was just lying there holding it in his hand like an old dildo, Net Doctor said:
What is penile injury?
Injury or trauma to the penis can be accidental or deliberate.
Deliberate penile injury is a particularly violent event that is usually self-induced, or inflicted by a jealous partner or their former lover.
Common injuries are:
penile amputation
penile fracture.
Fracture of the penis
Fracture occurs when an abnormal force is applied to the erect penis. The 'fracture' is actually a tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection. It is an uncommon injury, usually but not always the result of damage to the penis during sexual intercourse. Most cases (75 per cent) occur on one side, 25 per cent affect both sides and in 10 per cent the tear extends into the urethra.
What are the symptoms of penile fracture?
A 'cracking' noise.
Pain.
Bruising.
Immediate loss of erection.
OuchInjury or trauma to the penis can be accidental or deliberate.
Deliberate penile injury is a particularly violent event that is usually self-induced, or inflicted by a jealous partner or their former lover.
Common injuries are:
penile amputation
penile fracture.
Fracture of the penis
Fracture occurs when an abnormal force is applied to the erect penis. The 'fracture' is actually a tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection. It is an uncommon injury, usually but not always the result of damage to the penis during sexual intercourse. Most cases (75 per cent) occur on one side, 25 per cent affect both sides and in 10 per cent the tear extends into the urethra.
What are the symptoms of penile fracture?
A 'cracking' noise.
Pain.
Bruising.
Immediate loss of erection.
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