So these management consultancies...

So these management consultancies...

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gasket69

9 posts

194 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Right, Olf and I are going to have a little 'chat' to sort this out.

Unfortunately Olf can't chat or come to the keyboard right now since he's currently got a gag strap in his mouth and his hands are tied behind his back in the special way he really likes.

Just to set a few things straight:

1. I'm not a sop. Olf (and others) have concluded that I earn £70K but the truth is that no-one apart from me knows - I don't feel the need to talk about it all the time.

2. Long hours in Mgt Consultancy are de rigeur. We get paid on outcomes so it's largely academic how many hours it takes vs what we thought it would take when we started - rather like being a builder but not tapping up the home owner for another £50K because you realised half way through the job that the house needs underpinning.

As others have surmised, the long hours are offset by other benefits like lots of good training and leading some very high profile projects which can really transform long term career prospects. In my case I'm leading a project that a whole country will be using within the next 5 years. These type of challenges are stretching and mostly fun but require a lot of hard work - when you're leading them you land up doing what it takes to make sure that the project gets delivered.

3. I continue to maintain that Olf engages in weird role play games and have attached a recent picture of him celebrating Diwali - the festival of lights, by way of evidence. Now I've thought about it the 'look' is just a bit too relaxed. I haven't seen a squirrel outfit though (yet).



bint

4,664 posts

225 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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I'm now sitting here waiting for a) PH photochoppers to come flying in and put a squirrel suit on Olf and b) Olf to post an even more embarrassing photo of you in return biggrin

escargot

17,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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rofl

This is great.

thewave

14,712 posts

210 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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shout Olf

(i'm getting good at this)

[AJ]

3,079 posts

199 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYc2JWSpSvI&fea...

ROLF... lightning bolt.. lightning bolt..
rofl


HRG

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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BTW, WTF is an OLF anyway?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

271 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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HRG said:
BTW, WTF is an OLF anyway?
Its like a MILF but involves Orang-Utans.

thewave

14,712 posts

210 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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[AJ] said:
ROLF... lightning bolt.. lightning bolt..
rofl
PMSL! roflroflrofl

I can't believe that's real

Sound most definately required! laugh

escargot

17,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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[AJ] said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYc2JWSpSvI&fea...

ROLF... lightning bolt.. lightning bolt..
rofl
hahahahha that's fking brilliant

rfisher

5,024 posts

284 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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So which of you 2 ladies wears the strap on?

Take it somewhere else girls.

Olf

Original Poster:

11,974 posts

219 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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mwmwmmmwm mmwmmamm mmmmwmamm memmammaam mmwmsmam!


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gasket69

9 posts

194 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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rfisher said:
So which of you 2 ladies wears the strap on?

Take it somewhere else girls.
well if olf is the one with his hands tied behind his back you'll have to use your imagination. It sounds like his mouth is full at the moment though so there's not much chance of him answering.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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[AJ] said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYc2JWSpSvI&fea...

ROLF... lightning bolt.. lightning bolt..
rofl
I'll see your /\

and raise you a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwxtNOkGLBU&NR=...

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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(_!_)

Ow!

(_o_)

Ow!


Arsecons. biggrin

photo_ed

1,852 posts

208 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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TVR Moneypit said:
This is the sort of stuff that makes Pistonheads special.
yes

Priceless!

hehe

photo_ed

1,852 posts

208 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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rhinochopig said:
[AJ] said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYc2JWSpSvI&fea...

ROLF... lightning bolt.. lightning bolt..
rofl
I'll see your /\

and raise you a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwxtNOkGLBU&NR=...
Who is it?

NickTheBassist and his chums cocking about down the woods after a couple of sips of 'Throbbinchunder's Bowelbasher' Ale?

srebbe64

13,021 posts

238 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Now this is the most amusing thread since "Tampons X" confronted "Tampon" online about his online confessions of infedility!!! Sadly the thread was subsequently deleted - but it was a classic!!!

Nic Jones

7,067 posts

221 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Could somebody add this to the legendary thread wiki please. Struggling to conceal tears of laughter here rofl

rfisher

5,024 posts

284 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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Nah - the bloke who blew (literally) £5k or someting on lap dancers et al. and then tried to get some donations off everyone on here was the funniest thread ever.

Strangely, he's not been back here since.

Eddh

4,656 posts

193 months

Thursday 1st May 2008
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gasket69 said:
Right, Olf and I are going to have a little 'chat' to sort this out.

Unfortunately Olf can't chat or come to the keyboard right now since he's currently got a gag strap in his mouth and his hands are tied behind his back in the special way he really likes.

Just to set a few things straight:

1. I'm not a sop. Olf (and others) have concluded that I earn £70K but the truth is that no-one apart from me knows - I don't feel the need to talk about it all the time.

2. Long hours in Mgt Consultancy are de rigeur. We get paid on outcomes so it's largely academic how many hours it takes vs what we thought it would take when we started - rather like being a builder but not tapping up the home owner for another £50K because you realised half way through the job that the house needs underpinning.

As others have surmised, the long hours are offset by other benefits like lots of good training and leading some very high profile projects which can really transform long term career prospects. In my case I'm leading a project that a whole country will be using within the next 5 years. These type of challenges are stretching and mostly fun but require a lot of hard work - when you're leading them you land up doing what it takes to make sure that the project gets delivered.

3. I continue to maintain that Olf engages in weird role play games and have attached a recent picture of him celebrating Diwali - the festival of lights, by way of evidence. Now I've thought about it the 'look' is just a bit too relaxed. I haven't seen a squirrel outfit though (yet).

lol i love this thread, quoted to avoid removal later on