Ambulance... Ambiwlans - Has dumbing down gone too far?

Ambulance... Ambiwlans - Has dumbing down gone too far?

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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 26th August 2013
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jmorgan said:
So if a viking is pulling a chariot, is it norse drawn?
Please stand still, I can't line up my sights...

PS...This is just a symbolic punishment, I've called an ambiwlans, don't worry.

DickyC

49,811 posts

199 months

Tuesday 27th August 2013
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jmorgan said:
So if a viking is pulling a chariot, is it norse drawn?
We can hear them grumbling from here. "This is viking difficult."

mbh - I'm on the horizon and I'm standing still. It's a clean shot.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Tuesday 27th August 2013
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Don't shoot, the blood will rune my t shirt.

DickyC

49,811 posts

199 months

Tuesday 27th August 2013
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Many a rune on an old t shirt.

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Neee Naaww, Neee Naawww!

Ambiwlans rescue service calling! thumbup

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 13th October 2013
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PoleDriver said:


Neee Naaww, Neee Naawww!
It's Yacky Neee Naaww, Yacky Neee Naawww, you 'tard...

PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Sunday 13th October 2013
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Oo woke you up 'nurts? wavey

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 13th October 2013
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What?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 13th October 2013
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Yup...smile

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Thursday 31st October 2013
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The other day I walk into a pub and there are three buxom lasses in the way of the bar.
I overhear the conversation and spotting the accent I asked...
"Are you three ladies from Scotland".

"It's Wales you 'tard".

"Are you three whales from Scotland?"

...and that's all I can remember officer.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 31st October 2013
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shout...ambiwlans for Mr Liquid Knight

Vipers

32,900 posts

229 months

Thursday 31st October 2013
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DickyC said:


Avilansh
What's the problem, you can only go up or down. biggrin




smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 8th November 2013
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Morf said:
BBC News today:

It's not Welsh, you 'tard...

eskidavies

5,378 posts

160 months

Saturday 9th November 2013
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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 9th November 2013
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eskidavies said:
It's late, you 'tard...hehe

Conian

8,030 posts

202 months

Sunday 10th November 2013
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?

Morf

215 posts

171 months

Sunday 10th November 2013
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It's now turned out it was rather inappropriate as well, considering the death toll.

My bad, apologies. Post deleted.

Edited by Morf on Sunday 10th November 11:31

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,287 posts

198 months

Sunday 10th November 2013
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Morf said:
It's now turned out it was rather inappropriate as well, considering the death toll.

My bad, apologies. Post deleted.

Edited by Morf on Sunday 10th November 11:31
What did I miss?

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Sunday 10th November 2013
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Who the censored buys two liters of Mustard? silly


Actually I don't want to know.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Sunday 10th November 2013
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Liquid Knight said:
Who the censored buys two liters of Mustard? silly


Actually I don't want to know.
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