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Duke of Rothesay

671 posts

181 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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toggs said:
Tall building on fire with people trapped in it.
Paddy is stood on the pavement and shouts "jump i'll catch you ! "
Woman jumps and he catches her then a man jumps and is caught.
Then a bcensoredk man jumps but hits the pavement.
Paddy looks up and shouts " dont throw out the fcensoredin burnt ones "


paperbag
That isn't politically correct.
You will be woken up by the police battering your front door down.

phumy

5,676 posts

238 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Look no problem:

black man

siscar

6,887 posts

218 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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black isn't censored but you can choose to put censored anywhere you want by putting a colon before and after the word censored.

Hence bcensoredk or wcensorede

soxboy

6,338 posts

220 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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My wife said she needed a rape alarm.

5.30 this morning I put some tape over her mouth, held her down, fked her up the arse then whispered in her ear "time to wake up love"

(c) popbh

Edited by soxboy on Friday 8th May 09:51

hugo a gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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siscar said:
black isn't censored but you can choose to put censored anywhere you want by putting a colon before and after the word censored.

Hence bcensoredk or wcensorede
bk and we are real censored words (not black and white) biggrin


Davi

17,153 posts

221 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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hugo a gogo said:
siscar said:
black isn't censored but you can choose to put censored anywhere you want by putting a colon before and after the word censored.

Hence bcensoredk or wcensorede
bk and we are real censored words (not black and white) biggrin
Which is how I read the joke first time...

Then a boo11ark man jumps but hits the pavement.

doesn't quite work then does it hehe

Mr Will

13,719 posts

207 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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190E Matt said:
Shaw Tarse said:
190E Matt said:
Time for Volume IV?
yes Well maybe tomorrow about 10ish?
getmecoat
redcard MODS!

Clap him in irons for that one! biggrin
He has a point though!

Volume IV
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