Celebrity Urban Legends

[Chrispy Porker]

The prince and the (male) singer.?

[Beefmeister]

I heard that Moira Stewart's trademark 'do' is actually a wig.

And that she used to go out with Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher).

Now that is one party i would NOT like to watch...

[GTIR]

ganglandboss said:

GTIR said:

ganglandboss said:

What about Marc Almond and a very large quantity of 'jazz funk' allegedly being pumped out of his stomach?

I also read that and it was supposed to pints worth. That means he must has "helped" men continuously for three days to get that amount!

It was rubbish in the 90's and rubbish now.

I'm not suggesting it was true. The thread title is after all 'Celebrity Urban Legends'. As well as the difficulty of extracting that ammont of 'Monkey Custard', I don't think pumping his stomach would be neccessary anyway.

Your the man to know.

[hugoagogo]

Dakkon said:

Muncher said:

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

I heard that this was a male ex-radio 1 presenter.....

and ferrari owner

[Thudd]

I think it's pretty likely that Moira wears a rug, tbh.

[parapaul]

Muncher said:

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

C'mon, a clue... please?...

[phil1979]

Very high ranking Bristish politician who used to sleep with a British Airways steward (i.e. male), before getting married to his current wife/mother of his child.

[thebluebus]

parapaul said:

Muncher said:

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

C'mon, a clue... please?...

Sounds like it should have been Lorraine Kelly. Dunno though.

[Sciroccology]

parapaul said:

Muncher said:

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

C'mon, a clue... please?...

I bet it was one of them "Loose Women".

Edited by Sciroccology on Wednesday 28th May 13:50

[Plotloss]

I've heard from a couple of fairly reliable sources connected with motorsport that a certain ex F1 driver is involved in a lavendar marriage so to speak.

[Muncher]

parapaul said:

Muncher said:

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

C'mon, a clue... please?...

- Wide mouth

- Is an alcoholic

[Olf]

What about the guy who had the huge armchair and medals...

He got a terribly hard time on HIGNFY once, anyone know why, or was the transcript of the HIGNFY basting a fraud?

Edited by Olf on Wednesday 28th May 13:53

[Plotloss]

Olf said:

What about the guy who had the huge armchair and medals...

He got a terribly hard time on HIGNFY once, anyone no why, or was the transcript of the HIGNFY basting a fraud?

Fraud I'm fairly sure.

[Beefmeister]

Muncher said:

Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

***prays***

Please let it be Gabby Roslin and let the tapes make it onto the internet....

[DrTre]

Plotloss said:

I've heard from a couple of fairly reliable sources connected with motorsport that a certain ex F1 driver is involved in a lavendar marriage so to speak.

lesser of two brothers?

[Sciroccology]

Olf said:

What about the guy who had the huge armchair and medals...

Bomber Harris?

Edited by Sciroccology on Wednesday 28th May 13:57

[Olf]

Beefmeister said:

Muncher said:

Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

***prays***

Please let it be Gabby Roslin and let the tapes make it onto the internet....

Sorry - I actually NEED it to be Kirsty Young.

[Fume Troll]

Jamie lee curtis is a hermaphrodite, as any fule no.

Princecess Diana was killed in an operation planned by Mohamed Al Fayed because she was carrying his son's child, and he really wanted a passport or something or maybe it was M15 or the A-team or something. Anyway it's true.

Cheers,

FT.

[Olf]

Sciroccology said:

Olf said:

What about the guy who had the huge armchair and medals...

Bomber Harris?

bingo biggles.

[Chrispy Porker]

Sciroccology said:

Olf said:

What about the guy who had the huge armchair and medals...

Bomber Harris?

Prince Phillip?