Celebrity Urban Legends

[Thudd]

Olf said:

Beefmeister said:

Muncher said:

Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

***prays***

Please let it be Gabby Roslin and let the tapes make it onto the internet....

Sorry - I actually NEED it to be Kirsty Young.

It's more likely to be Janet Street Porter or Ruby Wax

[PaulPT7]

My wife was convinced Toni Braxton was a man for about 2 years. Eventually got to the bottom of it when she said, yeah, Toni Braxton, that one who won Eurovision.

How on earth she got Dana International mixed up with Toni Braxton I'll never know.

[daveco]

jdw1234 said:

www.snopes.com

That's an extremely st website.

[jmorgan]

Is it true that Ozzy widdled on the Alamo and when cornered by Chuck Norris and asked how would he like it if someone widdled on Buckinham Palace he replied "carry on, not my house"


Or something like that.

[Bill Carr]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

[Fume Troll]

jmorgan said:

Is it true that Ozzy widdled on the Alamo and when cornered by Chuck Norris and asked how would he like it if someone widdled on Buckinham Palace he replied "carry on, not my house"


Or something like that.

Yes, it's true. I was there.

It's also true that Tiffany re-invented herself as Alanis Morissette.

Cheers,

FT.

[Animal]

jmorgan said:

Is it true that Ozzy widdled on the Alamo and when cornered by Chuck Norris and asked how would he like it if someone widdled on Buckinham Palace he replied "carry on, not my house"


Or something like that.

He was apparently dressed in Sharon's clothes (she'd hidden all his so he couldn't go out on the lash) and gone out in San Antonio (I think), got leathered and went for a wee. State Troopers turned up, arrested him and said something like 'You wouldn't lke it if we urinated on Bukingham Palace, would you?' Ozzy replied that he didn't care because he didn't live there.

Got banned from performing in San Antonio.

[Don1]

Joanna Lumley's plastic arse. Enough said.

[HiRich]

How about the grand prix driver who was sacked by fax, having been caught taking the mick out of his boss' dodgy syrup? Allegedly

[Fiddlemesticks]

Mate of mine went out with Mikaela wosherface from the kids animal tv shows. Apparently she likes to fk hard and she's a screamer not a squealer.

Also when a certain footballer and his spicy wifes biography was coming out some of the bits they had to cut included something about a champagne flute and her arse. apparently.

[parapaul]

Muncher said:

parapaul said:

Muncher said:

- Female TV presenter who was set up on Noel's House Party for a "gotcha" but never actually made the show at all because the hidden camera in her dressing room caught her furiously masturbating.

- Daytime TV presenter who shat herself live on air and had to be wiped up like a baby during a commercial break to continue.

C'mon, a clue... please?...

- Wide mouth

- Is an alcoholic

Is that one clue for each? Two clues for the same person? Second one seems fairly obvious now, would be highly amusing to see the footage knowing it. The first one could either be seriously horn-inducing or seriously vomit-inducing depending who was involved

[Muncher]

A clue for each, for both I'd want to see the vid!

[Thudd]

Is the wide mouthed girl a weather presenter by any chance?

[mybrainhurts]

Anybody got anthing on that twaat Russell Bland...?

I need a laugh right now...

[Sciroccology]

mybrainhurts said:

Anybody got anthing on that twaat Russell Bland...?

I need a laugh right now...

Yes. He's a tt. Allegedly.

[PaulPT7]

An alchoholic who shat herself, that would be Finnagan then?

[mybrainhurts]

Sciroccology said:

mybrainhurts said:

Anybody got anthing on that twaat Russell Bland...?

I need a laugh right now...

Yes. He's a tt. Allegedly.

Well spotted....

[richyb]

Bill Carr said:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but he will never cry.

[mybrainhurts]

richyb said:

Bill Carr said:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but he will never cry.

When one hears that Chuck Norris sh!ts bricks....

One becomes a little confused...

[hornetrider]

richyb said:

Bill Carr said:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but he will never cry.