Celebrity Urban Legends
Discussion
AnthonyC said:
"I've been stabbed, I say, I've been stabbed"
From Wikipedia - "I suddenly felt somebody come up behind me and whizz me round so I was face down on the bed and then I felt a prick on my throat".Disclaimer - not that I am in any way saying the guy I think you assume I was talking about and who this quote can be attributed to is the same person that I was referring to earlier, I say, not that I am in any way saying the guy I think you assume I was talking about and who this quote can be attributed to is the same person that I was referring to earlier.
clonmult said:
KB_S1 said:
shirt said:
and check out the bappage in trading places 
One of the great movie moments.
(Although 'Basic Instinct' was the main cause of wear on mine...
)monthefish said:
clonmult said:
KB_S1 said:
shirt said:
and check out the bappage in trading places
One of the great movie moments.(Although 'Basic Instinct' was the main cause of wear on mine...
)
Alex97 said:
Papa Hotel said:
I heard once that Michael Barrymore was a homosexual. Never been proven though.
I think he used to be gay, he's not now. I imagine he has a go every so often though, just to keep his hand in.Ganglandboss said:
monthefish said:
clonmult said:
KB_S1 said:
shirt said:
and check out the bappage in trading places
One of the great movie moments.(Although 'Basic Instinct' was the main cause of wear on mine...
)
Both
I heard this one today from one of our directors. We were talking about a certain young blonde British actress who looks a bit council but has lovely wobbly norks. A bit later he put a piece of paper on my desk with an email about a few celebrity rumours. Most were crap but it has the following to say about this particular dirty little minx:
"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
Ganglandboss said:
I heard this one today from one of our directors. We were talking about a certain young blonde British actress who looks a bit council but has lovely wobbly norks. A bit later he put a piece of paper on my desk with an email about a few celebrity rumours. Most were crap but it has the following to say about this particular dirty little minx:
"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
Does she like holidaying in Benidorm?"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
pincher said:
Ganglandboss said:
I heard this one today from one of our directors. We were talking about a certain young blonde British actress who looks a bit council but has lovely wobbly norks. A bit later he put a piece of paper on my desk with an email about a few celebrity rumours. Most were crap but it has the following to say about this particular dirty little minx:
"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
Does she like holidaying in Benidorm?"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
Cappsy said:
pincher said:
Ganglandboss said:
I heard this one today from one of our directors. We were talking about a certain young blonde British actress who looks a bit council but has lovely wobbly norks. A bit later he put a piece of paper on my desk with an email about a few celebrity rumours. Most were crap but it has the following to say about this particular dirty little minx:
"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
Does she like holidaying in Benidorm?"I was in the National Youth Music Theatre at the same time as Ms XXXXX (before she hit the "big time" - one of her starring roles was Tallulah in Bugsy Malone). She was well known for being a complete slapper."
"Games of spin-the-bottle would end up with her sucking off most of the participants as a forfeit (foreskin fit, more like). Apparently her technique is excellent. Out of a male cast of eight in one Edinburgh festival show, she managed to drag six of them into bed."
"Her mimsy has seen more traffic than the M25 on Christmas Eve."
I still would.
[fantasy mode>on]
Sheridan, Sheridan...
You disappoint me. We've talked at some length at how you should conduct yourself, but you seem unable to control your baser instincts.
Which is why you're shackled to that rusty bed frame in this disused pie factory.
TRUDY, CLARA.
Punish her
etc.
Conian said:
OllieWinchester said:
I'd say that this thread pleases me more than any other I have ever viewed on this site.
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