Do you have a tattoo?

Do you have a tattoo?

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CVM

29,977 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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I do. You chav, tattooed weirdo underclass .

CVM

29,977 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Now. Will someone PLEASE tell me why you'd get a monkey fking ape plastered onto your body?



anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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CVM said:
Now. Will someone PLEASE tell me why you'd get a monkey fking ape plastered onto your body?
Because why the fk not? wink

Seriously I don't know, but then I have a massive fish on my arm, not because I like Koi but I like the japanese style

Maybe they were a zookeeper and were very 'close' with this ape/gorilla?

TheJimi

25,002 posts

244 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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*internet explodes*

CVM

29,977 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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anonymous said:
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Worrying.

vixen1700

22,980 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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I ended up buying a very expensive Tom & Jerry book to then take some photocopies of the original Fred Quimby Tom & Jerry. I later returned the book that afternoon and lost about 30 quid, but got the right colours and detailing of the characters I wanted for a small tattoo.

I did sum up a time and a place for me. smile

Ruskie

3,990 posts

201 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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jdw100 said:
Thatch said:
Can we get this thread back on track?

What happened to the bloke who had a tattooed sports bra?

How's that looking now?
Oh yeah - I remember that.

He got quite upset. Poor chap.
It's the internet. Why would I be upset?

DoubleSix

11,716 posts

177 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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anonymous said:
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So a bit of cultural tourism then?

By your own admission, something that has a cultural significance to others has been adopted by you because you just like how it looks.... That's exactly the thing about the current craze for tattoos the I find ridiculous. Just like Kevin from Essex getting Maori tribal tats.

No different to middle class white boys getting dreadlocks and claiming to be Rasta!

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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hornetrider said:
iva cosworth said:


There you go.

Not very exciting,flash art......smile
Is that a bird of some description? Is it wrapped around your whole arm? Where's his face?
It's an Eagle.

My arm is quite small in diameter so it wraps around a bit.

It's a nod to my footie team without having a team name on my arm.


iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Johnny said:
Splendid.

What flavour crisps? wink
Wotsits...."Really cheesy"

They weren't mine so I didn't eat them,or the banana next to it.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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CVM said:
Now. Will someone PLEASE tell me why you'd get a monkey fking ape plastered onto your body?
Because why the fk not? wink

its obvious

I wanna walk like you. Talk like you oh be dooooo


Gretchen

19,038 posts

217 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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anonymous said:
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I've got two massive fish smile


Perhaps it was a sentimental tribute to his wife? wink

My eldest son wants a portrait of Julie Andrews! Next to the one he has of Bjork. Above one of Julia Roberts. Adjacent to one of someone else...!

I've got a naked Geisha and a Dragon. I'm sure people wonder the fk why too at times.

I asked about the dot work as I was informed of a great opportunity to have some done. It would suit perfectly a piece I've wanted for twenty year or so. Just hadn't found the right time to have it. Now is good. And the dot work perfect. Just wanted people's experience of it - pain wise as well as how the final piece turned out from your initial expectations?

I've got a few tattoo related/life changing stories of recent. But I'll post them at a later date once things are back on topic.



anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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DoubleSix said:
anonymous said:
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So a bit of cultural tourism then?

By your own admission, something that has a cultural significance to others has been adopted by you because you just like how it looks.... That's exactly the thing about the current craze for tattoos the I find ridiculous. Just like Kevin from Essex getting Maori tribal tats.

No different to middle class white boys getting dreadlocks and claiming to be Rasta!
rofl

Methinks you're taking this whole thing far too seriously.

I have the tattoos I have because I like them, the art is superb and I needed some st ones I had when I was younger covered up.

I don't walk around pretending to be yakuza and I would never have dreadlocks and pretend to be a rasta, however Bob Marley is a favourite artist of mine.


CVM

29,977 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Gretchen said:
Perhaps it was a sentimental tribute to his wife? wink
That's one fking ugly wife.

MrChips

3,264 posts

211 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Seeing as I posted the pic of the gorillamonkey then i'm going to answer CVMs question of why you'd get it as a tattoo.... also in the hope that we can get the fk over ourselves and carry on posting pics of our own work. smile

I've been following various online publications/magazines and the such like ever since I started to think about getting mine done around 3 yrs ago. Even in that very short period, it seems clear to me that there's an element of those people who fancy something done in a realistic style... and even in the past 3 years in my opinion the standards have kept going higher and higher, to the point where some of them look almost photographic.
I have often been tempted, and still am, to have something ultra realistic and having seen a few at a recent convention, i'm still keen.

My own impression is that it feels a bit like one-upmanship in trying to find the artist that can do something more realistic than anyone else, that there's a certain pride given when having a tattoo that is of a higher "quality" within this genre of artists. Whilst the artist themselves should be damn happy with their technical ability, that doesn't prevent the owner/canvas of the tattoo also feeling proud with them.
The fact that it is a gorilla is actually slightly secondary to the technical skill and realism when choosing what to have, although that's just my take on it. I'm equally sure there may also be something more meaningful to the owner (they might be a conservationist who's been working with gorilla's for their entire life for all I know!). I like the fact that it's technically possible, and I like the fact that someone has gone ahead and had it done.

So.. to widen the topic a little and get it back on track... Here's some work from 2 artists that I follow and in a perfect world I would like to get some work from but only if I gave up an entire sleeve... and the wife won't like that one bit! Thoughts on these?










iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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All of the above are awesome work.

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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The legs look like a pair of leggings on an angst ridden teenage goth-ette.

Sort of thing that Gretchen would love I'd imagine




iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Anyone here watching "Tattoos after dark" ? on E4 now .

It' been on for 3 weeks and some strange characters have appeared.

And Christine ,one of the female artists is cute.

CVM

29,977 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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Whilst I can appreciate the artwork and technical skill of it, Ijcan't ever imagine having enough of a bond with my play station to get a picture of a controller tattooed onto my body.

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Tuesday 14th October 2014
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CVM said:
Whilst I can appreciate the artwork and technical skill of it, Ijcan't ever imagine having enough of a bond with my play station to get a picture of a controller tattooed onto my body.
With a finger that looks a bit like a limp willy

(as much as I appreciate the technical skill etc etc etc disclaimer)