Apostrophe'''''s, when did the rot set in?

[jamesson]

damon80 said:

Just a quick question - is anyone aware of any ex-police dealers anywhere in the UK that have started to get Insignia's in yet? I've had a look around some of the local places in the north west that deal in ex-police motors, but tend to be mainly Hyundai's and Skoda's in at the mo...

[marshalla]

MartyG1987 said:

Always amazed by video's of the lightening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC8CsVpg64o

Shame there is only 1 flying these days

[El Guapo]

michael gould said:

Ive had 6 Rolex's

[tobinen]

dingg said:

I'm bemused when it happens and I always think to myself - thick - generally because its an arse at work who continually does this and many other irritating grammatical and pronunciation errors.

[DibblyDobbler]

^^^ That's a classic

[whoami]

bazza white said:

Mum I'll so dad did the cooking.

[Butter Face]

tobinen said:

Butter Face said:

This is the problem, cut off one head and 2 more grow in it's place.

Dammit


Your honour. That was autocorrect on my iPhone. I plead not guilty.

Its a disgrace.

Edited by Butter Face on Thursday 24th December 23:11

Edited by Butter Face on Thursday 24th December 23:12

[RobinOakapple]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[AW111]

Fill in the missing word/phrase competition :

RobinOakapple said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

wehouse crawl?

[RobinOakapple]

AW111 said:

Fill in the missing word/phrase competition :

RobinOakapple said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

wehouse crawl?

I'm not familiar with that expression.

[marshalla]

stephen300o said:

Oh yes, bonus points for watching it longer, automatically go to the top of the list of critics. In to the final round! The winner gets to re-film the piece in the form of their own superior vision. Good luck w'ere rooting for you.

[tobinen]

Scuffers said:

he's a 71 year old duffer, he's hardly a reincarnation of the Cray's or a total nut-job like Dale Cregan (who killed two young PC's just answering a call).

[marshalla]

addz86 said:

Wash your car with it, if your paint shines its proberly shampoo, if it all falls off its something nasty

[Magic919]

Vipers said:

What about the rest of it "You lot don't even know your' born", just saying.

[tobinen]

Monkeylegend said:

If it's not the torque converter slipping, maybe the gear ratio's are different, or maybe 5th gear is not engaging which you might not notice. Can you hold it in gear to see what it rev's at in 4th gear at the same speed?

[AW111]

I find it works best to just sprinkle apostrophes at about one every ten words, and insert one before every second or third "s".

[marshalla]

anothernameitist said:

You need to read every word of your policy.

But it also needs to be read with your friends policy too.

Doubt its legal persay.

The "driving with owners permission" is when the owner isn't you.

Otherwise we would have people driving around insured in their fiesta driving a ferrari.

HTH

[Ste1987]

Butter Face said:

Dammit


Your honour. That was autocorrect on my iPhone. I plead not guilty.

Its a disgrace.

Edited by Butter Face on Thursday 24th December 23:11

Edited by Butter Face on Thursday 24th December 23:12

[Hackney]

supercommuter said:

Apparently it was on TV last night. Had a peek at it and there is a large group of them all under 24 rolling around council estates in Range Rovers, Bentleys and Lamborghini's - so somebody is doing something right, has a massive line of credit or there is a scam somewhere!

What baffles me is that Lamborghinis gets and apostrophe but Bentleys and Range Rovers doesn't!

[Magic919]

Ends in a vowel, innit.