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Agoogy
Original Poster
6,487 posts
117 months
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So what is the cream of the crop after shave wise?
and just in case..what topics of conversation to avoid.
ta
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Lord Pikey
2,910 posts
84 months
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Shave your Spuds 
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Oakey
13,696 posts
85 months
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Have you just come out of cryogenic storage or soemthing?
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XMES RUS
1,297 posts
93 months
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That you have not dated for 18 years for starters,
sorry never heard of cream of the crop aftershave, wonder what that smells like.
good luck thou
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Symbolica
8,926 posts
84 months
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Agoogy said: So what is the cream of the crop after shave wise? I'm going to bill you for the sheer number of times that I had to read that sentance before I understood it.
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JB Rugby
3,018 posts
84 months
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Republik
4,523 posts
59 months
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Don't talk about rimming until at least date number 3. No matter how much you want to.
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maix27
1,068 posts
65 months
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Agoogy said: So what is the cream of the crop after shave wise? Are you going to go out and buy an 'after shave' specifically for a date? 3 areas to avoid in conversation: Rape The Holocaust Anal seepage
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Marcellus
4,585 posts
88 months
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probably not best to mention what you were inside for!
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maxrider
2,481 posts
105 months
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I wouldn't mention why your right forearm is twice the size of your left
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Ozone
2,273 posts
56 months
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Nothing has changed in 18 years and Spandau Ballet have reformed too !!!!!..........
Good luck.
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Sheets Tabuer
12,144 posts
84 months
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Avoid talking about the Ex.
Do talk about the new bird and relax, be yourself and funny.
Remember all women over 30 are nuts
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ben_reza
412 posts
51 months
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Lord Pikey said: Shave your Spuds Chicks dig it....
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Cara Van Man
29,729 posts
120 months
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Blimey...i take it you have been a) Married and recently split up b) On the NASA space programme involved with some sort of long term experiment. c) Titting about with a time machine. d) f  king ugly and their is a blind ladies netball tournament in town. ?????? Good luck.
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maxrider
2,481 posts
105 months
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Ok I'll bite, 18 years... WHY?
bugger beaten to it by CVM
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nigelfr
1,658 posts
60 months
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Sheets Tabuer said: EFA
Remember all women over 30 are nuts
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Silent1
17,593 posts
104 months
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What's the bets you'll shave down there and then suffer from uncontrollable itching and the feeling of sweating buttocks sliding together.
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croyde
8,722 posts
99 months
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Los Palmas 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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Joop. You'll be beating them off with a s tty stick, with nails in it.
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randomman
2,033 posts
58 months
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Oakey said: Have you just come out of cryogenic storage or soemthing? This is why I love PH. 18 years without a date - could be marriage/Girlfriend/Jail time/Celebicy/Just unlikely/time as a monk but NO We go straight to him being the first living human being to survive cryogenic storage. OBVIOUSLY!
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