Funny things to write in a leaving card

Funny things to write in a leaving card

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HOGEPH

5,249 posts

185 months

Tuesday 5th May 2009
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Fastra said:
Put kisses under every name from the opposite same sex that's already signed it and make them really regret leaving......!!!??
EFA

NDA

21,488 posts

224 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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'Have a st life' captures the pathos of the moment quite well.

stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

215 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Has to be written in felt or gel, and the letter F must be smudged staight away.

"any chance of a fvck ?" followed by random name.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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I'll miss ya loads!

But it will be alright, as I'll still stand outside your window and watch you sleep

Neil_H

15,323 posts

250 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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"Can I have your stapler?"

arryb

10,522 posts

201 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Pyro said:
"You dont know who i am, but i had to put a fiver in your whiparound because i didnt have any change and people where looking, so fk you!"
And you didn't even have the grace to admit you stole it from a Mr J Carr - shame on you hehe

Jgtv

2,125 posts

196 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Write GOOD BYE in huge letters all over one side of the card, in thick black maker pen.


V8mate

45,899 posts

188 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Jgtv said:
Write GOOD BYE in huge letters all over everyone else's messages, in thick black maker pen.
EFA biggrin

aussiebruce

452 posts

189 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Hey, if your new job dose'nt work out you can always give us a call.



(We like a good laugh)

dirty boy

14,688 posts

208 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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I just drew a penis in the last one.

Nothing more.

I think she liked it too.

Pyro

99 posts

180 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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arryb said:
Pyro said:
"You dont know who i am, but i had to put a fiver in your whiparound because i didnt have any change and people where looking, so fk you!"
And you didn't even have the grace to admit you stole it from a Mr J Carr - shame on you hehe
Lol i thought about it but then realised that 99% of any joke you have ever heard is recycled from somebody else, and i had the capacity to remember it which is contribution enough, so fk it laugh

Mr POD

5,153 posts

191 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Be yourself. ONLY LESS SO.

Go on ! fk OFF tt. Signed THE BOSS.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Mr POD said:
Be yourself. ONLY LESS SO.

Go on ! fk OFF tt. Signed THE BOSS.
Still rankles, huh?

Pow!

3,296 posts

185 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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THANK fk FOR THAT

Mr POD

5,153 posts

191 months

Thursday 7th May 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
Mr POD said:
Be yourself. ONLY LESS SO.

Go on ! fk OFF tt. Signed THE BOSS.
Still rankles, huh?
He never signed my card. In fact I never GOT a card.

Markymark01

6 posts

249 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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I always put 'f*ck off and don't come back'

Republik

4,525 posts

189 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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Top lurking. 2 posts in 81 months!

Landlord

12,689 posts

256 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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Write;

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade. pto"

and on the back write;

"Chocolate's made.

All the best,
Maweke."


Frankeh

12,558 posts

184 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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The other week a wedding card came around. This is what i wrote:

Where's my invitation?
-Frankeh.

V8mate

45,899 posts

188 months

Tuesday 30th March 2010
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JDMFanYo said:
Markymark01 said:
I always put 'f*ck off and don't come back'
Republik said:
Top lurking. 2 posts in 81 months!
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What's with the clapping?

Nearly seven years membership and he resurrects a year old thread to write that as his second ever post?